About Sykes Nipple
Sykes Nipple is the pictured monstrosity, cultivated by its previous owners (Sykes), to replicate a weird looking giant tit. So ugly it's fascinating.
Sykes Nipple Description
The hideous monstrosity that deserves its own page! Folk flock from miles around to see the giant tit in our garden.
Historical? Well, it was here before we moved in.
Landmark? Well, it's on our land.
Tedious credentials, maybe.
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Extreme nipple trim in progress
So, it's a year today since we moved in and inherited the subsequently named Nipple. I had wanted the garden de-titted until the summer when he named the Nipple and that gave it an appeal. Happy Nippleversary to us!
Autumn is setting in, it's getting chilly out there. The summer Nipple grooming seems like ancient history. We will soon be thinking of dressing up the Nipple for Halloween!
Salute to #sykesnipple. Happy sunny bank holiday folks! Don't forget to protect your Nipple from the heat! For us, that means moving the BBQ a bit further away! 😱🤣😂 Don't you just love our home made BBQ? Who's a tight arse then? 😜
The Nipple gets a pre BBQ trim. Nothing much worse than when your Nipple needs grooming! 😂😂
Sykes Nipple's little tit!
Apparently the username of sykesnipple can't be used as it violates the terms of FB.... really? Nipple. It's hardly pornography, is it...? Ok. Whatever you wish, FB Police! @sykesn1pple it is!! Stupid.
Sharp-eyed Nipple-Watchers may have noticed the tiny "Nipple in Training" or "Mini-Tit" lurking nearby....
A glorious sunny morning here at Sykes Nipple. We'll be BBQ-ing later, I'll have to get the BBQ chef to move the cooking away from the monstrosity, it would be a freaking tragedy if it got singed!
Whilst visiting Sykes Nipple, Allan Winchester was caught in the pervert bush.
By popular demand, Sykes Nipple, the eyesore that it is, has its own page. So hideous is this beast that it deserves recognition.
Cultivated by the previous owners (Sykes), to replicate a giant tit, we decided that the hideousness should be left where it is, as a landmark and an object of amusement.
People have flocked from miles away (well, my sister came from Stowmarket) to view the spectacle.
... Also at Sykes Nipple is the fabulous guest accommodation The West Wing, as found on Airbnb.
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What can you say!? Except “what were they thinking”!? Lol
Superb! Will definitely be visiting again. Most enjoyable visit