Adam Christopher Beckett Illustrations

My name is Adam. I paint n that.

Alright gents, ladies, bears. . . My name is Adam Christopher Beckett, in case you couldn't already tell. I illustrate strange things. It all started, I suppose, when an enormous man with two beards was pounding at my door. How does one man have two beards you ask? Well its simple, he has two heads. As I opened the door, in my pants, I noticed he also, was in his pants. So we stood there, a little embarrassed. We had indeed wore the same outfit and not for the first time either. I said hello, and so did he. Both of him. It got quite awkward, so I shut the door, and as I shuffled over to the window I noticed he was still there.

"What do you want"

I said, through the tight opening.

He didn't seem to hear me. So I again opened the door.

"What do you want"

"Err. Paint something strange"

"Alright"

And thus my art page was born.