Bait Garms

Possibly our most ridiculous t-shirt yet - JACOB CHEESE FOGG

Humorous and quite frankly ridiculous garms! Perfect for your next rave, toilet escape and even your Nan's funeral...Our ludicrous website awaits...

"Carry on pal and thy'll get a reyt clip round thee swede"
"Gior mate, tha couldn't even boil a swede"
https://baitgarms.co.uk/product/gior-mate

Anyone that eats a jacket potato outside of a home environment is a weird cunt.

MOJITO QUEEN! Landing tomorrow @ baitgarms.co.uk

Build The Wall!
Buy now at baitgarms.co.uk

It's 420 my dudes. 10% off all our ganjaman tees for today only. May god have mercy on your soul upon inhalation of thy devils lettuce.
Discount code: 420eccybeach
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We're coming back with a bang! Our new websites up, loads more crackers garments on the way. Stay tuned!
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Would love to see a 'Taken' remake where Liam Neeson's daughter is taken by a black person.

It's called techno mate

Build da wall

We've been a bit quiet recently, making the final touches to our new site then we'll be back with a bang! Here's a spicy meme to keep you ticking over.

The downfall of this great nation will be its average cafes, mark my words. Yes Brenda, your flapjacks are nice but unfortunately quite dated, I want to see something more. I want to see exotic doughnuts or sausage rolls with mozzarella inside or something. Get with the times Brenda and take pride in your work.

Anyone that orders lamb shank at spoons is a nonce

We're currently having a bit of downtime due to circumstances out of our control. Don't worry we'll be back soon with a fresh new website and a whole stack of new and utterly ludicrous designs. Keep your eyes peeled.

We've got a new website coming soon folks. It's gunna look professional as fuck but don't worry... It will still be packed full of gentle queefs of stupidity and splendour.