Bandit -The Un-Cooperative Cat

Hey folks.. Just to let you all know that the humans have decided to let me move in with my new friend. I have shown them by not coming home over the past two weeks, and when they've brought me home, being really stressed, growling and sweeping at everyone and screaming to get out, that I will not accept the new house. When I have been let out I have run straight back to my friend. I am obviously enjoying the peaceful environment of my friends house as I keep going back ther...e. They think it might be that as I've become older I want a quieter lifestyle. So my humans have decided to let me stay where I am happy and where I chose to stay. The will keep in contact with my new human and come and see me from time to time. Maybe leave it a while before asking the female human about it as she will start crying and get all snotty and ugly crying on you... But my best has to come before the humans wishes. Please still give me attention as I love it.
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I've removed the post re Bandit missing as I have spoken to the man in question. He was under the impression that Bandit had been left when we moved. He now knows he's a little toerag and will let me know when he's around. Thank you to everyone who helped us find the monkey. All help was much appreciated.

I'm home...my sisters are happy to see me 💙 got brought home in a police car... I'm the Bandit!! I've been well looked after by my new friend but my mum has asked me to get evicted from his house now, so I can learn to come back to my own home and family.

It's heartwarming to see how much the people of our little town care for Bandit. Thank you, it means a lot ❤💙It's heartwarming to see how much the people of our little town care for Bandit. Thank you, it means a lot ❤💙

My owners are really worried about me. Noone seems to have seen me for a week or so. I know my family have been coming down a lot during the day and night.
My owners had a person message them saying i had been in their house and he was told to evict me. Im sure they have tried to contact him as too where i am but the messages have not been replied too.
I am a very much loved family cat but in just find the coop and my minions too much of a draw which is why i go down no matt...er where i live. My diet isnt just birds or mice. I have food which also helps control my weight.
If anyone sees me or hears me then message the fat lad or my mum.
Thanks Bandit...(fat lad🤬😡🤬).
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I haven't been seen at all for quite a few days now... not even at my fave hang out at the Coop...if you've seen me lately please let my worried humans know where...

H E L P they are keeping me under lock and key...I had the human up loads last night with my midnight song (that lasted all night)but she still never let me out 🤔

I've been catnapped again!! Humans want me to tell them who's been feeding me as I'm nice and plump, but I'm not giving up my secrets.. My dog sister Joy has gone over the rainbow bridge...who's head shall I drape myself over now?? If that wasnt bad enough; the humans are looking after this annoying pup that just wants to play 🙄 I'm THE Bandit... I dont play, I strut my stuff 😋

If anyone sees me please let my humans know. I know they have been coming down to the coop for the last few days. Infact i think they have been down 5 or 6 times a day. Now i know im the bandit and I love worrying them but they also need to know im okay. So please keep me in sight and let them know....especially the fat lad if he worries he'll stop eating....Noone likes a skinny Bald headed tattoo looking thug. (Hes not.....well)....and i need to see my mum as I can feel she needs a hug or scratch right now.
Thanks x

Has anyone seen me the last couple of days? My humans haven't seen me for 4 days and the last sighting by other people was 2 days ago. Please let my humans k now if you've spotted me and where.

If you see me can you please send my humans a message as they've been looking for me for the past 3 days but I'm hiding from them...

Im sure some of you would have noticed im not at the coop to watch my minions. I have been incarcerated , i am locked in!!! Over 24 hours now!!! Not ameowsed. Bring cat nip, tuna and skeleton key. Im wanting out. #FreeBandit #Please #OutOut

Looking longingly at the road back to COOP..

So the humans have got me a collar... apparently it says "do not feed"and it has a bell to stop me catching birds and rats to eat...let's see how quickly I can get it off 😉

Can't trust anyone these days, now my COOP mum Tracey is complicit in the catnapping and brought me home... my feelings are really hurt. Nothing wrong with a diet of rat... Although my humans are very grateful to Tracey for stopping me indulging in my new rat diet by bringing me home ❤

Decided to jump into a random car today. Turns out it belonged to one of the humans friends, who just happened to be on their way to my house for a visit. Lucky or what?

So my human came to get me again tonight. This time the fat lad was caught...sorry to have scared the girl but if they dont grab me then I'll just stay at the coop making sure my minions do their jobs.....
Love
Bandit

Catnapped again. But plotting my escape already