Burlesque Noir

Our 2019 artwork, courtesy of the talented Alan Kirby

Our audience mean the world to us at Burlesque Noir, I love it when they have there pics taken with us, if anyone has pics from the night of you and friends I would love to see them :) please feel free to post in comments, then I can keep them. You beautiful lamb chops 😍

Its just over a week since Burlesque Noir 2018, and plans for burlesque noir 2019 are well under way. our next show is on the 5th october 2019, more announcments coming soon, but in the meantime lets take a look at some of the amazing show photos from this years show. taken by the incredibly talented Neal Rylatt our beloved member of the Burlesque Noir team. Feel like a right lucky Raven <3

Good Morning my little Lamb chops, a little message from the wonderful Alix Ross aka Demi Noire, I cant tell you how excited i am to have this beauty perform for us at Burlesque Noir. when i first saw the act she is going to perform it blew me away. A few tickets are still avalible from www.wegottickets.com/event/433667 www.burlesquenoirblabkpool.com

Lets meet our host for Burlesque Noir, Be still me beating heart, let me introduce to you, the genius that is Mister Joe Black. www.wegottickets.com/event/433667 burlesquenoirblackpool.com

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Welcome to the dreams or is it nightmares of Burlesque Noir 2018s next performer. Stage Door Johnny inviting you into his surreal dreamlike world. You may question your sense of reality, but fear not good people your safe within the tower ❤ Stage Door Johnny began his Burlesque career as a performer and producer back in 2009 with the esteemed Midlands based burlesque night "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang". Since then, he has gone from strength to strength, hosting shows across the leng...th and breadth of the country, leaving a trail of delighted audiences in his wake.
A flirtatious, lyrical lothario and seasoned comic raconteur, Stage Door Johnny has audiences grinning, giggling and eating from the palm of his hand - sometimes quite literally!
He can be heard singing everything from Shirley Bassey to Guns 'n' Roses, as well as ridiculous self-penned medleys which showcase his razor-sharp wit.
As well as guest host appearances nationally, Johnny currently produces Stafford's Très Très Cabaret and is resident compère at Scarlett Daggers' hugely successful La De Da Cabaret. Tickets from www.wegottickets.com/event/433667 burlesquenoirblackpool.com
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Let us meet the cast of Burlesque Noir 2018, starting with one of our headliners. The Barron of the universe, Baawo Bee. STORY OF THE BARON The bastard son of the Queen Elizabeth and a Lion tamer of a circus. The long lost evil brother of Prince Charles. The Baron was riced up by royal sheep and taught by cockney thieves of Finland. This more than awkwardly weird combination of luck and unfortunate made him to be a little bit more than a normal human. In the early state of hi...s wonderlust years he joined a traveling vaudeville attraction Sirkus Tapaturma and soon figured out that he has rather supernatural abilities. His skin was able to take a lot more stress than normal healthy skin could. He got his body heavily tattooed and started pushing objects through his flesh, hanging on the flesh hooks and lifting heavy objects with his piercings. Some years later this human marvel decided that he should go and meet up with his mother and brother dear. So off he went, all the way to his Mother Land. God save the Queen, Oooh bullocks! Mother and brother dear were not exactly in a mood to meet up this carnival oddity. Well, to be more precise, The Baron never even got any further than palace gates when the guards stopped his journey. -Fuck the Monarchy, I was build with anarchy- The Baron though and established his private freak show army Psycho Cyborgs. The Mentality of Cyborgs was built in the way that they feel no pain. The Show was rated to be “the most hard core freak show in the history” –Bizarre Magazine-, they drilled through their arms and ran 50 000.V via the rod pierced through their cheeks and other inhuman demonstrations of power. The Baron stayed with his private army for a few years, until he started to get quite enough of the seriousness and brutality. The Baron once again packed his travel trunk and went wondering around. Wanna join the Circus? Wanna be the clown? Well now that is an advert not to miss! The Baron got call from Luci Fire of Fire Tusk Pain Proof Circus. They were curious to know if The Baron wanted to join their gang of Clowns. As you can imagine, it didn’t take much more than that phone call and The Baron was in the show biz again. This time with one of the most entertaining sideshow circuses within the Europe. “The Best of Brighton Fringe” –Brighton Fringe Magazine-. The Show was 2.5 hours of high power carnage of eight clowns, each with their own specialty skills. Knife throwers, motor cross bikes, beds of nails, heavy weights, Hanging of the hair, tons of fire, human dartboards, and lots of lots of comedy. Unfortunately this cavalcade of curiosity lasted only a few years from our noble man’s part. The Circus shut their doors when the Ring Mistress and The Tusk The Clown got multiplied. www.wegottickets.com/event/433667 burlesquenoirblackpool.com
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Good morning beautiful peeps, at Burlesque Noir we try our very best to go that extra mile for our audience members. Burlesque Noir ticket holders, we have a little something for you. Vouchers for all the main Merlin attractions in Blackpool.... Madame Tussauds Blackpool, Sealife Centre Blackpool, The Blackpool Tower Dungeon, The Blackpool tower eye, The Blackpool Tower Circus Pantomime, plus a few more...these vouchers work out at around half price entry and are valid untill December. To claim your vouchers email burlesque.noir@yahoo.co.uk with your burlesque noir ticket code and I will send them out to you :) Tickets for our show from www.wegottickets.com/433667 burlesquenoirblackpool.com