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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. >> >> "Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother. >> >> "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."... >> >> Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!" >> >> "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?" >> >> "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!" >> >> "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" >> >> Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mama... words like dust, wash, iron, and cook"........
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Swallows don't use satnav Just heard on the radio that the average swallow flies about 73,000 miles a year across 17 countries without a satnav. Big deal - I travel without a satnav all the time. I think it’s more impressive that they don’t need a passport.
A very good morning all. we apologise to all of you that we couldn't help over the last couple of days, a fairly simple clutch replacement turned into a nightmare when an essential part turned out to be unavailable. Chris and his team at Station Motors worked wonders locating one of only five in the country and getting our car back on the road Friday evening. It looks as if Saturday night is going to be busy, so it would be best to book early if you can. 01568 611100
Well we needed the rain, but don't let it put you off going out tonight as we have a nice comfortable, warm and dry taxi available for you, just a phone call away.01568 611100
Sandra is away this weekend for a well earned rest, or so she says. We are unable to take pre-bookings for Friday and Saturday nights but will be offering a limited phone on demand service. everything will be back to normal next week.
The Suns out barbeque, and football, on the menu with Goldline Cars at your service as usual.. What's not to like? 01568 61110
This Friday Night Goldline Taxis ( 01568 61 1100 ) will be collecting customers from the Rolling Stones Concert in Cardiff. So we are afraid that between 10:30 pm and 2 am “You cant get no satisfaction” if you happened to need us.
Just a reminder, Sandra our hard working, diligent and caring driver is out there working as usual Friday and Saturday nights.
A Little Friday humour from Goldline Taxis.........01568 611100 Subject: Predictive texts
Just heard this morning that the inventor of predictive texts has died.His funfair will be hello on sundial.
Goldline will be open on Monday and running as normal.
We would like to thank you for your patience during this time, as we resume normal service!
As our car is snowed in and for safety reasons there is no service today. Unless there is a major thaw there will be nothing tonight either. If you have plans for Saturday night please phone tomorrow to see if we are working