Illustrious Motors

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Louis Chevrolet, Founder of Chevrolet, along with William C. Durant,Samuel McLaughlin,Edwin R. Campbell, William Little.

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Didn't believe that HM The Queen and P Diddy both have the same car? Here is the proof... Just Get One, sell your house and divorce your wife, and take out a stupid loan that will probably be financial suicide! Get One!

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Would You Like to spend WAY too much on fuel?...Do you HATE polar Bears and penguins?... Are you a wannabe Vin Diesel? Then we have the car for you!- For Sale, 1969 Dodge Challenger, Amazing looks, sounds and ability to melt an entire icecap in under a week.

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For Sale, This Range Rover Sport SVR
Be the king or Queen of the road with over 550 BHP and the best looks in the SUV segment, This is the second best SUV, next to the Range Rover SV Autobiography, Still better than a cayenne, In fact... A donkey with one leg and the black death is better than the cayenne.

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For Sale- An amazing 2017 Range Rover SV Autobiography - Special Price! "Only" £150,000.00
This special luxotank is one amazing car, in figures alone...
550 BHP... 800 NM 3.2 Tonnes 4 Wheel Drive 2 Locking Diffs 22" Black Directional Multi Spoke Wheels 8 Cylinders 2 Superchargers 22 Speakers 7.1 Surround Sound 1 Royal Appointment
Yes, Both P Diddy and HM The Queen share the same ride, get yours now for such an affordable price! (Sarcasm)
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Exclusive!!!! The Brand New Fiat Punto Grande Sport Gt VXR AMG SVR Quattro Twin Turbo Sportage Bi Turbo Quad Turbo V8 Supercharged Track Edition...With Over 1 BHP! And a top speed of 23 MPH!

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Hmmmm... How can a Punto even get fast enough to have a crash?

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How do you tell when a mid-engined Ferrari is warmed up? It's on fire.

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Currently In Stock- Aston Martin DBS From 1970- "No Mr Bond... I Expect You to Die!"

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If Microsoft Built Cars...
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
... 3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more seats.
5. Apple would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but would only run on 5 percent of the roads.
6. The Apple car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.
10. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
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In our current stock, this amazing Triumph spitfire, In British Racing green, Of course...

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"How do you double the value of a Triumph? Fill it up with gas!"

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In our Current stock, This beautiful Fiat 124 Spider from 1968

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Interesting fact... Fiat Owns Doge, Ferrari, Maserati and even Chrysler and Jeep... Yet we are still unaware why they designed the Multipla...

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"How a driver gets spare parts for his Fiat?
Follows another one around, some parts will fall off anyway!"

More about Illustrious Motors

Illustrious Motors is located at Burnthouse Lane, NE16 5AR Whickham
0191 4960026