L Bar

Kooky joint with erratic opening hours, niche playlist, lax ID policy and (usually) ice.

Appears in your hour of need, much like the Room of Requirement; also is much better stocked than its rival neighbor, Newnham College Bar (see cover photo).

"L Bar manages to maintain a magical air of exclusivity, despite its misspelt guest list"

"L Bar needs a toilet"

"Please don't knock the minibar out of the window"

"L Bar has plentiful snack-sized soft fruit and generous overnight accommodation options"