Mu Mu

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THIS SUNDAY 5TH MAY (Bank Holiday Sunday)
SPACES AVAILABLE For our amazing Cabaret Dinner Show - 3 Course Meal, Cabaret & Party Disco until 2am!
Call us now to reserve your spaces for an evening with these sexy ladies!
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HAPPY EASTER MU MUers!
Whether you need a hearty brunch to start the day, an Easter Roast or somewhere to dance off those eggs - Mu Mu is the place to be this Easter Sunday - open until 2am!

OPEN TONIGHT UNTIL 2AM!

BOOTHS AVAILABLE THURSDAY & SUNDAY!
Just £50 including a bottle of spirit and mixers worth £100!

Easter is fast approaching... If you need to make room for the eggs, or dance them off again - We have 4 days of fun to celebrate the Easter Weekend!
EASTER THURSDAY - Club open 'til 2am
Friday & Saturday - Open as usual 'til 4am
... EASTER SUNDAY - Club open 'til 2am PLUS Kent Funk & Soul Night upstairs from 9pm!
EASTER MONDAY - Closed
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All booths this Friday - Just £50 including £100 worth of drinks!

Happy Steak Wednesday - Whether it's a lunch-break treat or a '2 days til the weekend' celebration - We got you covered! Served all day!

amazing had a cocktail course besties hen party. was welcomed by all especially mademe mu mu who made it a special and very fun evening and then got us in for free in the evening to watch the amazing show

What a fantastic way to celebrate my 50th. Staff were helpful, polite and very accommodating. The food was amazing , all my guests commented on the venue and the food. The two chaps who worked the bar were totally fabulous. John the DJ for the evening was awesome, great music , there was always someone on the dance floor . I loved it, my guests loved it. I would totally recommend booking the suite for a private party. I would like to say a huge thank you to everyone at Mu Mu’s for making it such a special birthday xxx

Went for the festive meal and cinema deal with my cousin and we thoroughly enjoyed it! Lovely 3 course roast in the restaurant and then over to the cinema room for the film and popcorn. Well worth the price paid (£25 each). Staff were very pleasant and helpful as well. Thank you Mumus! Will be recommending this to everyone.

Was staying locally at village hotel (which btw is an amazing chain for young couples aswell) googled up this place, was looking for somewhere quirky & different! Fantastic little find!

Decor is weird & wonderful, service is on point too. Thanks to the chef for lovely food without a high end price! 2nd floor has a cabaret show, so you have the choice to go up there after your meal or go next door to the lounge bar & club! Perfect for date night or FUN. night out!!!

Highly recommend, clearly maidstones hidden treasure �

There for a Hen party last night, not been 'out out' for a while. Wide age range in our group. Loved the luxurious glam plush decor, and the surprisingly intimate setting. Food lovely and the entertainment? Wow. Madame Mu Mu was fabulous as were Ivy Paige (made famous from the voice) and Jeanie Wishes. Adult fun and burlesque- couldn't recommend highly enough - but not for the faint of heart!

The best restaurant ever! I have never tasted food like it. The most amazing Camembert Cheese starter and Pork Belly for mains. I'm not actually from Kent myself but will definitely be recommending it to friends in the area! Thank you :)

Thank you to Sineal who made booking my 40th Birthday celebration a pleasure. Thank you to all the acts you were amazing!!! The food was really lovely and I had a really great time. It’s such an amazing place. 1st time I’ve been to the cabaret but would highly recommend it to anyone who wants a bit of a naughty night filled with lots of laughs!! Thank you x

Sineal the manager is lovely and patient as I phone number time to ask questions then emailed last min and asked for balloons which they did personal ones for my 30th. Staff were lovely and the food was amazing!

We even had funny magician at dinner. Then went up stairs and staff were lovely up there too.

I paid for vip area they comes with bottle vodka and mixtures.

Dj was happy for requests too.

My friends and I had amazing time.

Omg had amazing hen night . Love madam mu mu so funny I love the lady from the voice and burlesque show was amazing . The staff are brilliant can't do enough to help the food is lush and cocktails are to die for . If u wanna find a hidden gem go to mu mu . U will get a warm welcome there

Not my first time at MuMu but first time watching the show and having a meal. Enjoyed the food immensely, service was good, show was amazing, clean toilets and good music. We were a party of 5 and had and amazing time!

Love this place. The staff here make you feel at home, excellent food, great atmosphere, and when The Kent Funk & Soul Family are in town, well if Carlsberg did nights...this would be it.

Just had afternoon tea here and it was outstanding!! The manager (I think) was very friendly and accommodating. The waiter very helpful and attentive. Sandwiches (fish finger as well) delicious and the cakes and scones just scrummy! I highly recommend this place and we shall be returning as soon as. If i could give 10 stars I would.

Had my hen party here on Friday night and what a great night it was. I would also like to thank the staff for helping my friend out when she became ill. Thank you so much for a great night X

Had my 50th birthday celebrations here. Fantastic night!!! Food was lovely and presented very well. Madame Mu Mu was an experience, so funny and had us all laughing. The singer and burlesque dancer were really good too.

The whole evening was great. Shame it wasn’t all in one room so they didn’t have to go between us but that didn’t spoil it. Only downside was the waiting at the bar for drinks. Will definitely be going again. �

Fantastic night Friday for my friends hen night. Great food, very well presented and entertainment was top notch.

I had a lovely time for a girls night out. The decor, food, wine and entertainment was second to none. It was certainty naughty funny humour which might not be everyone’s taste but it was ours. ABBA girls were fantastic and sounded just like them. It was a fun evening. Madame MUMU was fun and more fun. The only downside was the music at the beginning whilst you ate was so loud we couldn’t hear each other. We did ask if it could be turned down and to their credit it did go down to a better volume.

The lady who we booked it through was professional and friendly. Answered all my questions and nothing was too much trouble.

A good location for a hen.

Didn't particularly enjoy the jokes by Madam Mu mu but realize thats the sort of humour expected at a hen.

Was quite a bizarre night but enjoyed it overall.

The food was good, but missed the vegetables.

Not what I was expecting after being told it was a great place to go to. We were sat in a corner below a speaker, which was so loud we had to shout at one another to be heard. It was freezing in the room where we were, we had to give in and put our coats on where we were so cold. Service for drinks took ages so we ordered large to recitfy waiting so long. Staff were doing a great job but not enough of them for the amount of people there.

Madam MuMu was very funny but it was disapointing that she had to go from one room to the other. The other female singer was awful and the exotic dancer was more for a Stage night rather than a Hen Party. Best bit about the evening was the disco afterwards and the food which was great.

I wouldn't go there again, once was enough

Untrained clueless bar staff, plates of warmed up premade 'brakes' on a plate (or was it bidvest).only place it was christmas was the company accountants, selling three courses for £40 when it was no more than £4.00 bought in, premade and preportioned. Absolute joke. If could have rated a zero I would as a 1 star is generous.