Post Office

There are very few post offices in the country which offer the level of quality of envelopes that the residents of DN16 are privileged to have. Not only do they have a window for the recipient's address to show through, but they come supplied with the finest quality adhesive to ensure that no correspondence shall vanish from this receptacle. Most importantly these envelopes are crisp white. Whiter than a Lenor advert with towels blowing in the wind in the middle of a winter's day at the Swiss Alps. Whiter than a glass of fresh milk rested on minimalist Ikea kitchen worktop as it is about to be picked up by a polar bear wearing aforementioned Lenor towel. Did I mention these envelopes were white?