Premier Sixes

UK7s Summer Series now up and running
3 x 7-a-side tournments on 4th August, 18th August and 1st September
Main Event Series Cup and Supp Cup tournament in each tournament.
... Ranking points on each event to determine 2019 Series winner.
Minimum 4 x 24 min games each tournament.
Only 12 spots per tourney, either £10 a player or £70 per team if registration fee paid in adavnce.
Full details on the UK7 page (click link below)
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P6 Fixtures Sunday 7th July 2019. FINAL NIGHT OF THE SEASON
Huge set of matches at 6.50pm. AFC Blitz or Return of the Black Res will win Division One by winning the match. Smurfs Res will win Division One if they beat the HACAs and Blitz vs Return of the Black is a draw #scenes
... 6.15pm Do Daka Chaka - Return of the Black
6.50pm Smurfs Res - HACAs Res Return of the Black Res - AFC Blitz
7.25pm Smurfs - Return of Chamakh Badly Wrapped Kebab - HACAs
8pm Cheesy Sausage FC - Badly Wrapped Kebab
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P6 Fixtures Sunday 30th June 2019
6.15pm Smurfs - Badly Wrapped Kebab... HACAs - Return of the Black
6.50pm Smurfs Res - Return of the Black Res HACAs Res - Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
7.25pm Do Daka Chaka - Return of Chamakh Cheesy sausage FC - AFC Blitz
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P6 Fixtures Sunday 16th June 2019 6.15pm Return of Chamakh VS Do Daka Chaka
... 6.50pm Cheesy Sausage FC VS Return of Chamakh Do Daka Chaka VS Smurfs 7.25pm Return of the Black VS Badly Wrapped Kebab Finding Mido VS Smurfs Res
8pm Return of the Black Res VS HACAs Badly Wrapped Kebab Res VS AFC Blitz
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P6 Sunday 9th June Fixtures
6.15pm Return of Chamakh VS Return of the Black Do Daka Chaka VS Badly Wrapped Kebab
... 6.50pm Badly Wrapped Kebab Res VS Smurfs Res Return of the Black Res VS Finding Mido
7.25pm Smurfs VS Cheesy Sausage FC HACAs VS AFC Blitz
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P6 Fixtures Sunday 26th May 2019
6.15pm
... Return of the Black vs Return of Chamakh Badly Wrapped Kebab Res vs Finding Mido
6.50pm
AFC Blitz vs Return of the Black Res Return of Chamakh vs Badly Wrapped Kebab
7.25pm
Cheesy Sausage FC vs Do Daka Chaka Smufs vs Return of the Black
8pm
HACAs vs Smurfs Res
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P6 Sunday Fixtures
6.15pm DC United Res VS AFC Blitz Badly Wrapped Kebab VS Do Daka Chaka
... 6.50pm DC United VS Return of the Black Badly Wrapped Kebab Res VS Smurfs Res
7.25pm Finding mido VS Return of the Black Res Smurfs VS Cheesy Sausage FC
Rest week for Return of Chamakh and Skinny Fat Lads
Craig Harvey is the first player enrolled into this seasons P6 Goal of the Season competition for his last minute, first time finish to bottom bins to win the first El Classico of the season against the Smurfs.
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The new season starts Sunday evening. This season is starting with two divisions of 7 meaning a rest week for each team once every 7 weeks. The teams that have this weekend off are Skinny Fat Lads and Cheesy Sausage FC.
P6 Fixtures Sunday 21st April
... 6.15pm Return of Chamakh VS Do Daka Chaka Smurfs Res VS Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
6.50pm DC United VS Badly Wrapped Kebab Return of the Black Vs Smurfs
7.25pm Return of the Black Res VS Finding Mido AFC Blitz VS DC United Res
The division line up this season is as follows PREMIER Do Daka (Champions) Smurfs DC United Return of the Black Return of Chamakh Cheesy Sausage FC Badly Wrapped Kebab
DIV ONE
Smurfs Res (Champions) DC United Res AFC Blitz Return of the Black Res Skinny Fat Lads Badly Wrapped Kebab Res Finding Mido
The Goal of the season comp will be running once more with a weekly Estrella beer prize for the weeks best effort
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Sunday 7th April
6pm Smurfs VS Do Daka Chaka Return of Chamakh VS DC United
... 6.35pm Smurfs Res VS Badly Wrapped Kebab Res Finding Mido VS DC United Res
7.10pm Badly Wrapped Kebab VS AFC Blitz Return of the Black Res VSSkinny Fat Lads
7.45pm Naked Solar VS Cheesy Sausage FC Return of the Black VS FC Ping
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Sunday 31st March
6pm Return of Chamakh - Badly Wrapped Kebab Do Daka Chaka - AFC Blitz
... 6.35pm Finding Mido - Badly Wrapped Kebab Res Skinny Fat Lads - Cheesy Sausage
7.10pm DC United Res - TBA Return of the Black - Smurfs Res
7.45pm Smurfs - DC United Return of the Black Res - Naked Solar
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This weekends fixtures Sunday 24th March
6pm Return of Chamakh - Do Daka Chaka... Smurfs - AFC Blitz
6.35pm Finding Mido - Smurfs Res Return of the Black - DC United Res
7.10pm DC United - Badly Wrapped Kebab Return of the Black - Skinny Fat Lads (FC Marco)
7.45pm Badly Wrapped Kebab Res - TBA Cheesy Sausage FC - Naked Solar
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Sundays reports Do Daka Chaka made it 12 wins from 12 as they defeated DC United 3-0 to continue their pursuit of a perfect season alive. The Harvey brothers once more did the damage with two goals for Craig and one for Joe winning the game. With just 3 games left to play Do Daka have the chance to become only the second team to win every game in a league season.
Return of Chamakh continue to push for second spot in the league as they brushed aside AFC Blitz 3-0. Lewis Wheele...r and Christy Lee put Chamakh 2-0 up before the points were secured by their goalkeeper Scott Arthur who found top bins with a late penalty to seal the victory.
The Smurfs maintain second place in the Premiership at the moment thanks to a 7-1 victory over Badly Wrapped Kebab. The return of diminutive James Collins lookalike Josh Harris was key to the Smurfs biggest win of the season as he rattled home 5 goals. Jacob Grange scored the other two Smurfs goals and Harrie Tilston scored for Kebab.
The Smurfs Reserves had the chance to wrap up the division one title with a victory over their nearest rivals DC United Reserves. The DCs had other ideas as they ran out 3-2 winners to keep an unlikely title challenge alive for one more week. Harrie Tilston scored a brace for the DCs and a goal from James Craddock had them cruising at 3-0 up. Ross Fallens aka salty shin and Josh Harris pulled a couple of goals back for the Smurfs to set up a grandstand finish but there wasn’t to be a late equaliser.
Return of the Black and Badly Wrapped Kebab fought out a 1-1 draw which see's both of the teams remain on the thick of a relegation dogfight. Steve Brown scores a pearler of a free kick for the Blacks. Their hard work was all undone when defender Danny Capstick scored an own goal.
Finding Mido claimed a 5-0 walkover win against the vacant spot to maintain to virtually ensure they won't be dragged into the relegation fight. Skinny Fat lads will be taking on the new spot in the league next week. To their credit 4 of the Skinnys rocked up to have a practice on the astro of doom ahead of their first appearance next week.
Cheesy Sausage FC lost 3-1 to Return of the Black Reserves to reignite the expansion division title race. Rian Falconer put the Sausages into the lead only for a great fightback from the Blacks who found the back of the net from Danny Capstick brace which included a backpost downward header and their midfield dynamo Cerkan. The Blacks are now 4 games without defeat and trail the Sausages by 3 points.
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P6 Fixtures Sunday 17th March
6pm Return of the Black Res - Cheesy Sausage FC... Smurfs - Badly Wrapped Kebab
6.35pm Return of the Black - Badly Wrapped Kebab Res Smurfs Res - DC United Res
7.10pm DC United - Do Daka Chaka Return of Chamakh - AFC Blitz
7.45pm Finding Mido - FC Marco Naked Solar - TBA
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Last nights results
Premier Division Return of Chamakh 6-2 Smurfs Do Daka Chaka 6-1 Badly Wrapped Kebab... DC United 3-1 AFC Blitz
Division One Smurfs Res 5-0 A Bunch of Turkeys DC United Res 1-0 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res Return of the Black 2-2 Finding Mido
Expansion Division Return of the Black Res 5-0 Naked Solar A Bunch of Turkeys Res 0-5 Cheesy Sausage FC
Congrats to Do Daka Chaka who have won the Premiership title with 4 games to spare after an 11th consecutive win #someteam
A Bunch of Turkeys withdrew last night but both vacant slots look like they have already been snapped up. Announcements to be made later in the week once the new teams have confirmed. There are 4 weeks of this season left. Anyone interested in putting a new team in for the new season beginning on April 21st can send P6 a message on FB or email P6FC@mail.com.
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Last nights goal of the night was Louis Van Gaals first goal against Return of Chamakh. In stormy conditions Jacob Grange split the entire Chamakh defence with a classy back heel that fell into the path of LVG who dinked a first time deft finish past Scott Arthur. It's made #9 on this seasons all time list.
The updated Goal of the Season list is below. There are just 4 weeks left for someone to top Jake Peters scissor kick and stop him getting the beers and trophy.
Goal of th...e season 1 - Jake Peters KEBAB RES vs Party Boy FC Scissor kick of doom 2 - Louis Van Gaal SMURFS vs Do Daka Chaka 25-yarder crashed in off the crossbar 3 - Jacob Grange SMURFS vs A Bunch of Turkeys A Messiesque solo effort 4 - Harrie Tilston A BUNCH OF TURKEYS vs DC United Res 30 yarder in off the post 5 - Jacob Grange SMURFS vs Return of Chamakh 20 yards rocket straight into top bins 6 - Cameron Buchanan DO DAKA CHAKA vs The Smurfs Defence splitting run followed by cool left foot finish to open the scoring 7 - Antony Cock DC UNITED vs Badly Wrapped Kebab Sublime dink after some superb build up play 8 - Christy Lee RETURN OF CHAMAKH vs Badly Wrapped Kebab Fired a clinical volley into the bottom bag after the ball took an age to drop out of the sky 9 - Louis Van Gaal SMURFS vs Return of Chamakh Deft first time finish but it was Jacob Granges defence spliting back heel that made the goal 10 - Lewis H-v RETURN OF CHAMAKH vs AFC Blitz Free-kick fired around wall that went in off the post 11- Chris Pratt DC UNITED vs Badly Wrapped Kebab Scored direct from a corner
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P6 is OFF tonight. I was going to do an inspection to decide at 3pm but having just come back from the astro it's already hideous up there and debris from the building site is blowing around the car park. With the wind speed forcast to get much stronger I'd rather everyone had the chance to make other plans for the evening than leave the cancellation until later in the evening. Much love Sepp Blatter. See you all next Sunday.

10 weeks into the season and Jake Peters still tops the goal of the season list. Cameron Buchanan is the latest player entering the list at #6 for his pretty sick opener against the Smurfs in the P6 El Classico last week.
Goal of the season 1 - Jake Peters KEBAB RES vs Party Boy FC... Scissor kick of doom to top bins 2 - Louis Price SMURFS vs Do Daka Chaka 25-yarder missile crashed in off the crossbar 3 - Jacob Grange SMURFS vs A Bunch of Turkeys A Messiesque solo effort 4 - Harrie Tilston A BUNCH OF TURKEYS vs DC United Res 30-yarder in off the post 5 - Jacob Grange SMURFS vs Return of Chamakh 20 yards rocket straight into top bins 6 - Cameron Buchanan DO DAKA CHAKA vs The Smurfs Defence splitting run followed by cool left foot finish to bottom bins to open the scoring 7 - Antony Cock DC UNITED vs Badly Wrapped Kebab Sublime dink after some superb build up play 8 - Christy Lee RETURN OF CHAMAKH vs Badly Wrapped Kebab Fired a clinical volley into the bottom bag after the ball took an age to drop out of the sky 9 - Lewis H-v RETURN OF CHAMAKH vs AFC Blitz Free-kick fired around wall that went in off the post 10- Chris Pratt DC UNITED vs Badly Wrapped Kebab Scored direct from a corner
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