Rhys Quotes

“Who do you think would win in a fight, Beethoven or Mozart” Rhys Reynolds (2019)

“I’m skibadee’s baby daddy” Rhys Reynolds 2018

"I'd fuck your nan's broken arm to be fair" - Rhys Reynolds (2018)

"I invented a drug called Crhys 5000, you take it and become a lamppost, but its dangerous because you can become a lamppost on another lamppost, thats why its Class A" - Rhys Reynolds (2018)

“What would the queen be called if she was gender neutral...., a qwing?” Rhys Reynolds 2017

"Why did the eskimos become eskimos?" - Rhys Reynolds (2017)

" im gonna make a basement baby of doom, demon basement baby of doom, play demon sounds at it all day, smoke the baby, one drag baby hold" - Rhys Reynolds (2017)

"I'm not a silly sausage, we are all born silly sausages" - Rhys Reynolds (2017)

"I invented celery" - Rhys Reynolds (2017)

"You can't have Rhys' half quotes gotta have the Rhys' full quotes I'm cosplaying as a dead jew" - Rhys Reynolds (2017)

"We got from vinegar and bicarb, to hydrogen bombs, the holocaust, cheeky tsar bomba, tsar bomba with the boys!" - Rhys Reynolds (2017)

"Baby's look shit man... I'd rather have a slug than a baby" Rhys Reynolds (2017)

"If a ouiji board ever did work, and I died and became a ghost what would happen if I did a ouiji board as a ghost, would I contact a ghost that has been killed by another ghost" - Rhys Reynolds (2017)

"There was a tribe during the dinosaurs who saw the meteor coming, the pre-meteor tribe. They brought wolves back from the moon, its why wolves howl at the moon, moon wolves, Neil Armstrong brought them, the pre-meteor tribe Neil Armstrong... do you reckon wolves are actually trying to say moon?" - Rhys Reynolds (2017)

"Sheeba is tapped man, full water tapped, not like drinking water, dirty water, the worst kind of tap" - Rhys Reynolds (2017)

"Big bag of thermodynamics with the lads!" - Rhys Reynolds (2017)

"We should make a remake of Coronation Street where everyone comes back, Reincarnation Street" - Rhys Reynolds (2017)