The Aem Solutions And Definitely Not I.T. Christmas Plant
About The Aem Solutions And Definitely Not I.T. Christmas Plant
I am the best plant ever to have existed
The Aem Solutions And Definitely Not I.T. Christmas Plant Description
What can I say? It's a lonely life being a plant. I sit around all day and night. I'm a troubled old soul.
I've had to adapt to desert like conditions. Water? It's for the weak and needy. Sunlight? I laugh in it's face.
But hey, who gives a *** I'm a Christmas Plant - It's Christmas every day in my pot! The tinsel is showing and my lights are twinkling. I even provide chocolatey goodies at certain times of year!
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Rumour has it, the 'nicest man in media (ST)' earns a six-figure salary - I could get a fantastic sleigh for that or get a PT for my reindeer!!
It's beginning to feel like Christmas...
Yo peeps, nearly my time of year! Who's excited for Christmas 🤶?
Is it true a former friend of mine might be making a comeback???
Helloooooooooooo, anyone out there?
Did you know?
The only person to have known the plant and to still be under it's control is Imran.
It's cold.... And very very dark... #WhereDidEveryoneGo?
Rumour has it that one former employee used to rate members of staff using the 'D' scale, he now uses the potato scale.
Am I still alive???
I was abandoned on the 3rd floor...
I'm missing - can you help?
It's Christmas no more...
The soothing sounds of Smooth Christmas
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!
UMS Steve is getting a wife, suggest a name.
Wohoo my lights have been tested and I'm working! I'll turn them off again now ready for the official switch on.
Rumours are I might be getting some new decorations! The ladies can't keep away from my bright lights.
AEM Solutions take on AM-back-of-the-NET tonight at 6:30pm, who will be victorious?
Good Luck to St Helens Rovers tomorrow, lots of love, your favourite plant!
Good Luck to former members Alex and Tom as they embark on their new careers today.