The Chintz Symposium

When i said the aliens were coming down to get on down in about 2,000 years time, well they decided to ride over early all the way from planet funkupiter, they arrived with the freshest funk, in varieties of juices.. man this menu has some bootin swaying, poppin to the lockin, hippin to the trippin, to funking chicken to even droppin ya booty down. including the followin… cyberfunk, deep funk, fm synth funk, future funk, electro funk, funk rock, and g funk. They even invited ...me to take a look in there 59 cadillac coupe de ville funkynasa space agency edition, equipped with space scoops, black hole bass bins, mars mid horns and high horns that make your body shiver horny horns. They even gave me a rendition of there brand new track straight outta space block 51, they had Alein Bootsy stripping down some strings, and Alein Brown on baritone vocals with a gentle alto to the atmospheric funkmasphere, Alein Clinton bringing nuthin but the funk, they know how to get on down. The aliens will be making a guest appearance playing in the secret room, make sure you come dressed funky to blend in, they don’t take kindly to non funky humans.
This is Power Funk the hippest trip in all of funky spaceology.

8-11pm
Time to get on down xx
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When i said the aliens were coming down to get on down in about 2,000 years time, well they decided to ride over early all the way from planet funkupiter, they arrived with the freshest funk, in varieties of juices.. man this menu has some bootin swaying, poppin to the lockin, hippin to the trippin, to funking chicken to even droppin ya booty down. including the followin… cyberfunk, deep funk, fm synth funk, future funk, electro funk, funk rock, and g funk. They even invited ...me to take a look in there 59 cadillac coupe de ville funkynasa space agency edition, equipped with space scoops, black hole bass bins, mars mid horns and high horns that make your body shiver horny horns. They even gave me a rendition of there brand new track straight outta space block 51, they had Alein Bootsy stripping down some strings, and Alein Brown on baritone vocals with a gentle alto to the atmospheric funkmasphere, Alein Clinton bringing nuthin but the funk, they know how to get on down. The aliens will be making a guest appearance playing in the secret room, make sure you come dressed funky to blend in, they don’t take kindly to non funky humans.
This is Power Funk the hippest trip in all of funky spaceology.

8-11pm
Time to get on down xx
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Smooth Local Jazz Pianist Asa Maynard will be taking us on a magical journey through time and space on the piano sound system spaceship. If you love pure piano passion, he’s your man

The Phone was returned to Old Man Withers downstairs Smithers. He now stands warm, erect and extremely mobile. Thank you all for your help. Love The Chintz

The Radical Ted Torques DJ Extraordinaire, i.e Falmouth Legend, will be hosting an open deck lounge session at The Chintz every 2nd Sunday of the month. So come down to get your funky groove chill on, pass the bong like Cheech n Chong and get it on like Donkey Kong... chill, and enjoy some sexy drinks deals, fat bass on wheels, hot chicks in heels and big hunks with long trunks... Bring your music and feed the vibe.
Sessions Specials : £10 Carafe Wine £1.50 Chintz Shooter... £4 House Doubles + mixer £5 Bloody Mary
P.s Please no smoking bongs on the premises, I just put that in there to sound cool.
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The Radical Ted Torques DJ Extraordinaire, i.e Falmouth Legend, will be hosting an open deck lounge session at The Chintz every 2nd Sunday of the month. So come down to get your funky groove chill on, pass the bong like Cheech n Chong and get it on like Donkey Kong... chill, and enjoy some sexy drinks deals, fat bass on wheels, hot chicks in heels and big hunks with long trunks... Bring your music and feed the vibe.
Sessions Specials : £10 Carafe Wine £1.50 Chintz Shooter... £4 House Doubles + mixer £5 Bloody Mary
P.s Please no smoking bongs on the premises, I just put that in there to sound cool.
Right On
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This is a fundraising music and film event, to raise awareness of mental health issues and alcohol addiction. A young team of film makers are shooting a four part thriller drama series. The story line shows the decline and catastrophic impact of these issues on a young family. They have already secured a strong cast of Cornish actors, including Ben Dyson (from the films Brown Willy and Tin) and Catherine Lake. They need financial support to finance the film. So if you feel like knowing more about what there doing, please come and enjoy a night of live music from the extremely talented RossDan Galt and support these brilliant young minds.
Any donation would be a big help. Thank you 🙏🏾

Beautiful folks of Falmouth were closed for a private function tonight, but we’ll be back up and running as usual tomorrow. See you all D’reckly 🖖

Thanks to Mathias & Margaux for repping El Chintzadore on the slopes ⛷ ⛰ ❄️

To the wonderful soul who stole the Nokia 6150 and headband off the Venetian mans one eyed snake... please bring it back. He’s cold and more importantly it is a work of art lent to us by a good friend. I hate to think that people would vandalise beautiful art work, so please do the right thing and return the phone to its rightful place. Well even let you replace it on the mans White Sea cucumber yourself if you wish. Sincerely The Chintz

Opening Tomorrow 3/1/19 Happy New Year to all you legends. We hope you all have the Raddest year ever. Peace n Love from The Chintz ✌️👽

DJ El Gigante and Mista Lova Lova HedLuv and Passman DJ Ted Torques
£3 on the door/ limited entrance

NYE 2019 @ The Chintz Presents
DJ El Gigante + Mista Lova Lova HedLuv + Passman DJ Ted Torques... £3 on the door. Limited entrance
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Thrown some of our very own Home grown Cornish Funk into the Jungle Boogie NYE Partayaaa!!!
£3 on the Door, so make sure you bust out some moves on the D Floor

Tonight we have two unbelievable musicians coming to grace us with some sexy groovy jazz to ease us into the festive period! Sax and keys like you’ve never heard before (unless you were with us for their last gig. Bring all the fam along everyone is welcome! Merry Christmas everyone! #falmouth #mulledwine #thechintz #jazz #piano #cornwall #keyboard #saxophone

SKA TONIGHT MOTHER LICKERS!!! Woooo!

Playing now in The Chintz.. The Kingstons!

Geddon me beauties... These legends are playing in the bar tonight, it's going to be foot stomping, skanking your butts off brilliant. Music starts at 9pm.. see you on the dance floor!

Mulled wine and Raclette in the courtyard now!!

You just need to see this place, a must visit for anyone passing through Falmouth or even Cornwall, a great addition to the high street.



I wish them all the best and success.

What a gem.

Can't rate this place highly enough.

Lovely staff and beautifully arranged bar full

Of quirky furniture and tasteful decor.

Will always pop in when I'm in Falmouth.

6 stars

What Can I say... The chintz is an amazing place to meet friends, drink wine, eat cheese and meat and play board games! With a variety of entertainment happening through the week your spoilt! I was at the chintz all weekend and made to feel really welcome. I absolutely loved it! Kirran, Ciska and Duncan you guys rock! Well done xxxx

We stopped by while waiting for dining reservation and we sat in the little cubby area. The atmosphere was so unique; we talked the whole time of the different items there.drinks were good also!

Unique place you have to go at least once fantastic atmosphere, great cocktails, and superb stafff

This place is awesome! Food and drink available however I only drank... gorgeous cocktails and amazing decor, friendly staff live music � secret room behind bookshelf it's really cute .... you must visit this place

This is by far my favourite place for drinks in Falmouth! Very friendly staff, and accommodating to everyone (including my 18month old niece) when I had my birthday celebrations there last Saturday! Everyone commented on what a lovely place it is. Super quirky and right up my street .. You're doing such a good job guys, you should be proud of what you've achieved xx

Simply the best Wine bar of the world !

Lovely wine bar tucked away in the courtyard at the top of the old high street. Friendly staff with a quirky vibe, and a great wine selection. If you fancy some bar snacks they have an excellent selection of local cheeses on offer - just one of the reasons we will be back!

Is there a word more rewarding than Awesome so that I could apply it to this bar?

I love this bar.. I met a spanish man named Ricardo who had the sunshine in his pocket. go ! ��

Had an amazing time last night just wanted to say thanks.. place looks insane in the best Possible way!! 100% recommend to anyone and everyone!



Thanks again

Had a wonderful couple of evenings enjoying the quirky vibe of this funky little wine bar. Best cocktails in town, run by a lovely family, good live music, lovely welcoming owners. Loved it! Will definitely be back☺

Had a wonderful afternoon drinking gin and eating gorgeous bar food in a fantastic bar, lots to see and lots of giggles. A must see folks, highlights were finding the secret room and non stop giggles just popping to the loo!!!!! x

Great atmosphere, lovely tapas style sharing boards of cheese and meat, and wine / cocktails a-pleantly! Great place to chill in the day, and loads of stuff always going on in the evening. A go-to place in Falmouth.

Great atmosphere, excellent selection of gins, rums and wines. The staff are some of the friendliest and coolest people in Falmouth. Can't think of one thing I'd improve. (Ps love the dinosaur in the loo)

Cams here for a few drinks with my friend while I was on holiday. I'm from Cornwall but never used to go out in Falmouth. This place is brilliant. Amazing bar, staff are wicked, brilliant atmosphere, and love being able to chill with a pint and a board game. Genius idea. Will definitely be back. Keep it up guys. Xx

Brilliant!..Brilliant!..Brilliant!

Booked this place for a pre-wedding party. Turned out to be everything we could have hoped for.

Brilliant, quirky, unique setting with fantastic service from Ciska & Co.

Brilliant BBQ from Tom & Got Game.

Brilliant music from John Fairhurst.

All in all, got the nuptial celebrations of to the best possible start.

Thanks everyone!

Awesome quirky place... secret room.. loved it 😍🦄🌈

When i said the aliens were coming down to get on down in about 2,000 years time, well they decided to ride over early all the way from planet funkupiter, they arrived with the freshest funk, in varieties of juices.. man this menu has some bootin swaying, poppin to the lockin, hippin to the trippin, to funking chicken to even droppin ya booty down. including the followin… cyberfunk, deep funk, fm synth funk, future funk, electro funk, funk rock, and g funk. They even invited ...me to take a look in there 59 cadillac coupe de ville funkynasa space agency edition, equipped with space scoops, black hole bass bins, mars mid horns and high horns that make your body shiver horny horns. They even gave me a rendition of there brand new track straight outta space block 51, they had Alein Bootsy stripping down some strings, and Alein Brown on baritone vocals with a gentle alto to the atmospheric funkmasphere, Alein Clinton bringing nuthin but the funk, they know how to get on down. The aliens will be making a guest appearance playing in the secret room, make sure you come dressed funky to blend in, they don’t take kindly to non funky humans.
This is Power Funk the hippest trip in all of funky spaceology.

8-11pm
Time to get on down xx
See More

When i said the aliens were coming down to get on down in about 2,000 years time, well they decided to ride over early all the way from planet funkupiter, they arrived with the freshest funk, in varieties of juices.. man this menu has some bootin swaying, poppin to the lockin, hippin to the trippin, to funking chicken to even droppin ya booty down. including the followin… cyberfunk, deep funk, fm synth funk, future funk, electro funk, funk rock, and g funk. They even invited ...me to take a look in there 59 cadillac coupe de ville funkynasa space agency edition, equipped with space scoops, black hole bass bins, mars mid horns and high horns that make your body shiver horny horns. They even gave me a rendition of there brand new track straight outta space block 51, they had Alein Bootsy stripping down some strings, and Alein Brown on baritone vocals with a gentle alto to the atmospheric funkmasphere, Alein Clinton bringing nuthin but the funk, they know how to get on down. The aliens will be making a guest appearance playing in the secret room, make sure you come dressed funky to blend in, they don’t take kindly to non funky humans.
This is Power Funk the hippest trip in all of funky spaceology.

8-11pm
Time to get on down xx
See More

You just need to see this place, a must visit for anyone passing through Falmouth or even Cornwall, a great addition to the high street.



I wish them all the best and success.

What a gem.

Can't rate this place highly enough.

Lovely staff and beautifully arranged bar full

Of quirky furniture and tasteful decor.

Will always pop in when I'm in Falmouth.

6 stars

What Can I say... The chintz is an amazing place to meet friends, drink wine, eat cheese and meat and play board games! With a variety of entertainment happening through the week your spoilt! I was at the chintz all weekend and made to feel really welcome. I absolutely loved it! Kirran, Ciska and Duncan you guys rock! Well done xxxx

We stopped by while waiting for dining reservation and we sat in the little cubby area. The atmosphere was so unique; we talked the whole time of the different items there.drinks were good also!

Unique place you have to go at least once fantastic atmosphere, great cocktails, and superb stafff

This place is awesome! Food and drink available however I only drank... gorgeous cocktails and amazing decor, friendly staff live music � secret room behind bookshelf it's really cute .... you must visit this place

This is by far my favourite place for drinks in Falmouth! Very friendly staff, and accommodating to everyone (including my 18month old niece) when I had my birthday celebrations there last Saturday! Everyone commented on what a lovely place it is. Super quirky and right up my street .. You're doing such a good job guys, you should be proud of what you've achieved xx

Simply the best Wine bar of the world !

Lovely wine bar tucked away in the courtyard at the top of the old high street. Friendly staff with a quirky vibe, and a great wine selection. If you fancy some bar snacks they have an excellent selection of local cheeses on offer - just one of the reasons we will be back!

Is there a word more rewarding than Awesome so that I could apply it to this bar?

I love this bar.. I met a spanish man named Ricardo who had the sunshine in his pocket. go ! ��

Had an amazing time last night just wanted to say thanks.. place looks insane in the best Possible way!! 100% recommend to anyone and everyone!



Thanks again

Had a wonderful couple of evenings enjoying the quirky vibe of this funky little wine bar. Best cocktails in town, run by a lovely family, good live music, lovely welcoming owners. Loved it! Will definitely be back☺

Had a wonderful afternoon drinking gin and eating gorgeous bar food in a fantastic bar, lots to see and lots of giggles. A must see folks, highlights were finding the secret room and non stop giggles just popping to the loo!!!!! x

Great atmosphere, lovely tapas style sharing boards of cheese and meat, and wine / cocktails a-pleantly! Great place to chill in the day, and loads of stuff always going on in the evening. A go-to place in Falmouth.

Great atmosphere, excellent selection of gins, rums and wines. The staff are some of the friendliest and coolest people in Falmouth. Can't think of one thing I'd improve. (Ps love the dinosaur in the loo)

Cams here for a few drinks with my friend while I was on holiday. I'm from Cornwall but never used to go out in Falmouth. This place is brilliant. Amazing bar, staff are wicked, brilliant atmosphere, and love being able to chill with a pint and a board game. Genius idea. Will definitely be back. Keep it up guys. Xx

Brilliant!..Brilliant!..Brilliant!

Booked this place for a pre-wedding party. Turned out to be everything we could have hoped for.

Brilliant, quirky, unique setting with fantastic service from Ciska & Co.

Brilliant BBQ from Tom & Got Game.

Brilliant music from John Fairhurst.

All in all, got the nuptial celebrations of to the best possible start.

Thanks everyone!

Awesome quirky place... secret room.. loved it 😍🦄🌈