The Noisy Lobster Avon Beach

Let’s Get #Messy!
Cracked Eton Mess, Honey Mascarpone, Mango Semi Fredo and Blackcurrant Sauce, new to our evening dessert menu 😋

We’re on a #ROLL! 😍
Who wants to try our Mudeford Lobster sandwich?!

Such an amazing postcard of Mudeford! 💙 #Throwback

❝ We really struggled to decide what to choose from such a delicious-sounding menu, deliberating over starters that included oysters and calamari. In the end one of us opted for scallops and the other two decided to try the tempura prawns, served with a chilli and lime syrup. ❞
- Daily Echo

Let’s get #messy! 🥄
Cracked Eton Mess, Honey Mascarpone, Mango Semi Fredo & Blackcurrant Sauce!

Don’t forget that we’re now open late on Sunday evenings! ☀️ #SeeYouSoon

☀️REMAINING BEACH HUT FOR SALE! ☀️
🏖️ Our last #BeachHut is still up for grabs! Enquire about purchasing it via the Avon Beach shop by emailing: shop@avon-beach.co.uk or calling: 01425 272162 ext 1.

#Vegans, feast your eyes...
We’ve introduced some new and wonderful creations onto our menus, perfect for you! 😍

🎶 Return of the #MAC 🎶
Lobster and Gruyère Veloute with Tarragon Breadcrumbs! 👌🏼

☀️ UPDATE: SOLD! ☀️
Fancy a slice of beach at home in your garden? We have three used beach huts for sale at £200 each!
🏠 Grab them whilst you can: 01424 272162 ext. 1

New Starter: Charcuterie Platter For Two🍴
Before dinner, enjoy Ham Hock & Confit Chicken Terrine, Salami & Fennel Croquettes, Bacon Jam, Rosario Chorizo and homemade sourdough! 😍#StartAsYouMeanToGoOn

Sunny Saturdays are the best! ☀️
What's your favourite part about summer?

The proof’s in the #pudding! 😋
Introducing our Dark Chocolate & Avocado Mousse! (It’s vegan and gluten free!) 👏🏼

☀️ Our last #BeachHut is still up for grabs! ☀️
🏖️ Enquire about purchasing it via the Avon Beach shop by emailing: shop@avon-beach.co.uk or calling: 01425 272162 ext 1.

NEW TO THE MENU: Panzanella Bruschetta AND Courgette, Carrot & Cucumber Salad! 😍
Which one do you want to try first?! 👇🏻 #VeganFood

Happy 1st July! ☀️
You'll be pleased to know that our restaurant will now be open later on Sunday evenings, ready for the summer months! 👌

Dip. Crunch. Repeat. 🍤 #TheNoisyPlatter

Making Friday #EGG-cellent with our Mexican Wave brekkie! 🍳

Open ‘til late on Sunday evenings! 🙌🏼
Starting from this Sunday, we’ll be staying open later every weekend right through to September!
☀️ Book your table by calling: 01425 272162 ext. 2

We’re being joined by BBC One Weather tomorrow morning from 6.00am!
Why not come down say hello, show off our amazing beach and take part in some litter picking! ☀️

We found the restaurant by acccident and had an amazing lunch. Not being a huge pescatarean I had the lobster Mac and cheese followed by a chicken burger. They were both amazing but the chicken burger was one of the best I've ever had.



My husband had the pan seared scallops followed by the whole lobster from the daily specials many and loved them both. He hasn't treated himself to lobster in a little while so enjoyed demolishing it! His scallops were seared fast so nice and tender and presented well.



The service was fast, friendly, professional and efficient. The atmosphere was lovely with a nice view out to sea and a cool, relaxed dining room, shaded from the sun. We will definitely be back.

Setting is lovely, staff were great although I sprayed by cleaning fluid all over my dress and arms. Food I had the plater for one, could have been more of the lobster as had to scrape it out only a little few scraps of meat. My partner ha the fish and chips, he said he enjoyed it, but expensive seeing as you have take away fish and chips to take away next door. Had too glasses of pims, at £7 think expensive should be £5.

Service great nice people great location. Lobster is a bit on the mean size portion wise when you think that at Burger and Lobster you get a whole lobster for £20 this is £22 for a small half. Food amazing though and staff great

Second time there went yesterday had a fantastic breakfast,the wait wasn’t too long it was worth it ,I have seen such attention to detail,the staff were amazing,the view to the Isle of Wight is also a bonus,this now going to be one of our favourite restaurants.

Have visited before but just to have cup of tea and maybe toasted tea cake. For my 50th birthday we went for lunch and yes it is slightly pricey but the food was lovely. We had the fish and chips I can.t recommend enough you try these. The staff are all very friendly especially the waiter I didn't catch his name but had French accent. Thank you Noisy Lobster for making my day so special.

Food was good and our waiter was unbelievably brilliant towards out 2 year old, even the synical 10 year old was impressed! 2 year old wants to go back to have yummy dinner with the special man!! Had a great evening meal overlooking the beach. Well recommended

First visit here and loved it. The wait wasn’t too long, we were seated inside whilst waiting for a table. Very well organised and staff know what they are doing which is great as very busy serving breakfast as well as seating guests for lunch. Food was delicious. We ordered the fresh turbot with purple potatoes, asparagus and carrots, the sea bass and then two battered fish and chips. Attentive waiters made sure we had what we needed. Plating was small on the sea bass and turbot so we ordered extra chips on the side. Shall be back for sure! Oh and a great view out to sea.

First time visit for myself partner and baby and will be back 100%.

Best waiting staff I've ever encountered. Our waiter had a cracking sence of humour which is always welcome. Didn't get his name. Very tall wore glasses and I'm pretty sure he was French so if you read this please pass on our thanks to him

Fabulous restaurant. Food superb, we didn’t want to fill up with a starter so we shared an aperitif with their gorgeous bread and dips which was delicious. We then had lobster, scallops and tempura king prawns which was superb. We finished off the meal with a coffee and dessert. Everything was just perfect. The service was first class. Attentive but not overly. We were celebrating our wedding anniversary so we were really pleased with everything and happy that we had made the right decision going there. We had a window seat and as it was a clear sunny evening we had brilliant views of the Isle of Wight. Would thoroughly recommend this restaurant. The staff are so helpful and approachable. Thank you for a lovely evening. We will come back.

Fabulous food. Fabulous service. I had the noisy platter for my main - half lobster, prawns, scallops. OMG. Taste sensation! My partner had prawn and lobster linguine. Just gorgeous. Starters were fab. I didn’t think we could fit anything else in, but somehow managed a cheese board! And my luxury mojito sure was luxury! I’ve never had it topped with champagne, only ever soda water! Absolutely fabulous dining experience. I would highly recommend going there 😊

Another wonderful meal at The Noisy Lobster! Very welcoming as usual even though we were a little late arriving. We have been visiting regularly when in Christchurch for breakfast and dinner. Amazing fish and chips and seafood starters and the best Espresso Martini. Regularly recommend to all our friends and family 😎

Amazing evening, the food was great and the service was quick and efficient (our waitress was lovely to but we didn’t get her name.) Gorgeous place to go with a stunning scenery to look out on to! We will be visiting again very soon.

11 of us had a fantastic meal here. It was our first visit and will definitely not be our last. Friendly staff and great food. Would definitely recommend

A bit pricey but a beautiful location saves the day. Staff are very friendly and helpful and service is quick. Menu does not offer too much choice but food is well presented and tastey.

This place is an institution and it is quite unique. They are open daily all day at all seasons. It is expensive though and the food is not as good as they think. Choose well.

For nearly £30 for a half lobster main, 2 prawns and 2 scallops, we weren’t impressed. The service was dreadful we constantly had to ask for things, including to be served twice. The food wasn’t great enough to make up for the service and food. Other places in the area Verveine, The Jetty and Pebble Beach I believe offer better value for money and much better service

“Jonny the meet and greet was rude..and unhelpful. His excuse.. 1st time on the job.nothing was done even where a complaint was made. Constant reminders that needed to be gone by a certain time! Royally pissed off with lack of courtesy.



Serious attitude problems by majority of the staff.

We come here once a year seeing family and spend a great deal of money on feeding us all. The only place we can eat as it’s a short distance for my elderly grandparents.

Each time we have not been impressed with so called customer service from the staff.

Not impressed.

Weather you spend a £1 or £100 being polite costs nothing and should be a must!!

I had the “Noisy Platter for One;” at almost thirty quid, the portions nor the quality of the food justified that price tag. The scallops (two of them) were tepid and served in a seashell drowning in butter. There were nothing but flimsy threads of meat (and very little of it) to be liberated from the lobster, it too drenched in butter. The Tempura prawns were nice as were the chips, but I was left hugely unimpressed and very disappointed. My girlfriend had the mediocre fish and chips which she described as “pub standard.” Overall, far from great. Fell way short of expectation and I’d strongly dissuade anyone from going there and won’t be returning. The Noisy Lobster of Mudeford was more akin to the slippery eel of misfortune.

Horrendous service and the waiter, waitress and manager all need severe customer service lessons. The food was discussing clearly microwaved as it came out so quick... To top it all off, no lobster or crab in the noisy lobster!