The Rochdale Herald
About The Rochdale Herald
Satire for a post satire World. The World's Worst Local Newspaper.
Fun, furious and occasionally funny. If we think it's silly it's getting covered.
The Rochdale Herald Description
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Reviews
Never bettered
Bloke who fancies his daughter lies about woman marrying her brother
Shake 'n' Vac composer to have ashes scattered on carpet and hoovered up by Jenny Logan
Rupert Murdoch's face breaks ageing app
College professor assaults Trump supporter
Saying racists shouldn't say racist things is racist against racists, Trump tells Democrats
Donald Trump shits on White House floor after learning Obama uses toilets
Remain campaigners hit by import shortage of "I told you so"s
Blitz Spirit redefined to mean allowing a foreign Government to choose your ambassador
Leaked memo from US Embassy in London written in Crayon
‘Off to free Tommy Robinson’ replaces ‘dropping kids off at the pool’ as UK’s favourite synonym for taking a dump
Oh Simon how we love thee
Three billion seems reasonable for a boat with a hole in it, says Government responsible for negotiating Brexit
I don't care what UK Ambassador thinks about me, says dickhead who won't shut up about it
NO TRAIN NO PAIN - Don't feel the burn baby.