The Scared Crow

A little off the beaten track but well worth the find.
79 Offham Road, West Malling, ME19 6RB

The sun is shining this weekend so why not come in for a bite to eat or drink in our garden or in the restaurant. Tables available so call now to book!The sun is shining this weekend so why not come in for a bite to eat or drink in our garden or in the restaurant. Tables available so call now to book!

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Did you know that on a Monday or a Tuesday till 7:30 you can get our double chicken/mushroom fajitas for the price of a single!!!
Or if you fancy a pizza, it’s buy one get a Margherita Free!!
Book now on 01732 840408

Who’s coming in today or tomorrow for some amazing food ?! Call us now to book 01732840408

ūüíēLast years lovely setting for Valentine‚Äôs Day! Who‚Äôs ready for this year? We still have tables available for the special day so why not book now! Serving our full normal menu and also including some romantic specials! ūüíē.
Call on 01732840408 to book a table

DON’T FORGET MONDAY AND TUESDAY (until 7:30) IS OUR SPECIAL DEAL DAYS!!!
Chicken/Mushroom fajitas are double for the price of a single and Pizzas are buy one get a Margherita free so why not treat yourself and the family/partner/friendsūüĎ®‚ÄćūüĎ©‚Äćūü϶‚ Äćūü϶
We recommend booking a table so you don‚Äôt miss outūüćĽūü•ā

Who’s coming in tomorrow ?
Open 12-2 6-8:30 for Food and then the restaurant will turn into the dance floor till 1am come party with usūüíÉūüŹĽ

Last farmers market before Christmas! Why not pickup a few last minute presents and then enjoy some lunch with us at The Scared Crow serving food 12-9 including roast dinners and our full normal menu!

Heading to West Malling Christmas lights todayūüéÜCome In and grab something to eat or drinkūüćĽūü•ā we‚Äôre serving our full menu 12-9pm including roasts*
* we recommend preordering roasts as we run out fast!

It‚Äôs Monday again! So that means our special Monday and Tuesday offer is on... until 7:30 you can get Double chicken/ mushroom fajitas for the price of a single or Buy one pizza get a Margherita free, Call us now to book a tableūüďě
Also Christmas is fast approaching and we have limited spaces left for the festive season so if you fancy adding some spice to your Christmas or you want to try our lovely set Christmas menu book a table and avoid disappointmentūüéĄūüéĄ

Don’t forget our Monday and Tuesday special is still running.... until 7:30 you can get double chicken/mushroom fajitas for the price of a single.
Or
Buy one pizza get a margherita free! ūüćē
... Come on in or book a table and enjoy a nice meal for 2 for the price of 1!‚̧ԳŹ
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The West Malling Christmas Lights are being turned on Sunday 2nd December, why not book a table for dinner or come in for a drink ! Enjoy the lights and come warm up with us at the scared crow! ūüéĄ we advise booking early as there‚Äôs limited availability for foodūüćī

Our Christmas menu is now ready! Starting from the 26th November we will be running this special set menu alongside our normal menuūüéĄūüéĄ
Call us now on 01732840408 to book a table for the upcoming holiday season‚ĚĄÔłŹ

Enjoy the last of the sunshine with a refreshing pink gin and tonic!ūüćł
Our gin selection has grown we now do: Gordon’s, Bombay sapphire, Tanqueray, Gordon’s premium pink gin and Tanqueray Sevilla!!

was greeted by a lovely young lady that showed us to our table, the food was amazing, felt very welcome can’t wait to go back

We went here for the first time tonight. Even though there was a slight mix up with our booking, the staff could not have been more apologetic and quickly rectified the situation, throwing in complimentary drinks. The petite brunette (I'm sorry, I didn't catch her name) in particular had outstanding customer service skills. Food was beautiful and atmosphere cozy and relaxed, perfect for a cold winter evening. Will definitely be back with friends in tow! Thank you.

We had a really lovely evening. Staff were very friendly and helpful. The atmosphere and music was lovely and the food was fantastic. We will defiantly be going back.

We had a late booking in here, and we were seated in the bar area as it was the only table left. Regardless of that we had a great time the food was great and the staff were nice!

Visited for the first time last night and I will 100% be going back there. A lovely little pub/restaurant, the staff and service was brilliant. The food was AMAZING!! Highly recommend it xx

Very nice lunchtime. One meal off the specials board and one off the menu. Both really nice. Plus a very pleasant chat with the landlady.

This pub has Amazing staff, the best food and great music!!ūüíö‚úÖ

The atmosphere is really lovely, the staff are really friendly but the food is absolutely amazing it was so fresh and delicious it was like eating my mums Chilli Con Carne but a lot spicier than my mums (sorry mum) which is good. We will definitely come back again I just wish I could give more than 5ÔŅĹ

Sunday lunch great music excellent food ūü•ė nice people great place too be we will be back every time can't wait for the next time that will be very soon well done ūüĎć excellent

Lovely little place....great meal and service every time!! Highly recommended!!!

Lovely friendly little pub hidden just off the high street with excellent garden. Food all freshly prepared and cooked. Love the pizzas and you can have them to take away too! Staff and publican very friendly and welcoming

Loved this pub today. Food was excellent, good background music, friendly staff and reasonably priced. Thank you x

Great food, nice portions. Worth a visit. Will be back ÔŅĹ

Came here today for the first time for lunch, had a really lovely time. Good service, food was to die for (I had the quesalida) catered to my toddler, chilled out, good tunes, friendly locals will definitely be back. Thank you guys! X

Amazing food and service! I love this place. It's really cosy and personal and all the staff are fantastic. Thank you for another perfect evening.

Always love this place.



Never get a bad meal and always great service.

Always have a lovely lunch here served by very pleasant and friendly staff. Although largely Mexican type food on the menu as well as pizzas, on Sundays they offer a roast and yesterday there was a choice of chicken lamb or beef. Loads of vegetables arrive in a separate dish for you to have as much or as little as you like, and it's good to see and taste fresh rather than frozen veg. Value for money and always leave feeling full.

A beautiful little pub hidden away just off the high street, defiantly recommend, great friendly staff, excellent food and drink and very reasonably priced, without a doubt will be going back again soon.

Had a lovely meal Saturday. Service was good and good came out without much of a wait. Our only criticism was the size of the portions of chips. They were lovely but not enough! Our other favourite restaurant is The Oak on the Green and their portions are much bigger!ūüėä

was greeted by a lovely young lady that showed us to our table, the food was amazing, felt very welcome can’t wait to go back

We went here for the first time tonight. Even though there was a slight mix up with our booking, the staff could not have been more apologetic and quickly rectified the situation, throwing in complimentary drinks. The petite brunette (I'm sorry, I didn't catch her name) in particular had outstanding customer service skills. Food was beautiful and atmosphere cozy and relaxed, perfect for a cold winter evening. Will definitely be back with friends in tow! Thank you.

We had a really lovely evening. Staff were very friendly and helpful. The atmosphere and music was lovely and the food was fantastic. We will defiantly be going back.

We had a late booking in here, and we were seated in the bar area as it was the only table left. Regardless of that we had a great time the food was great and the staff were nice!

Visited for the first time last night and I will 100% be going back there. A lovely little pub/restaurant, the staff and service was brilliant. The food was AMAZING!! Highly recommend it xx

Very nice lunchtime. One meal off the specials board and one off the menu. Both really nice. Plus a very pleasant chat with the landlady.

This pub has Amazing staff, the best food and great music!!ūüíö‚úÖ

The atmosphere is really lovely, the staff are really friendly but the food is absolutely amazing it was so fresh and delicious it was like eating my mums Chilli Con Carne but a lot spicier than my mums (sorry mum) which is good. We will definitely come back again I just wish I could give more than 5ÔŅĹ

Sunday lunch great music excellent food ūü•ė nice people great place too be we will be back every time can't wait for the next time that will be very soon well done ūüĎć excellent

Lovely little place....great meal and service every time!! Highly recommended!!!

Lovely friendly little pub hidden just off the high street with excellent garden. Food all freshly prepared and cooked. Love the pizzas and you can have them to take away too! Staff and publican very friendly and welcoming

Loved this pub today. Food was excellent, good background music, friendly staff and reasonably priced. Thank you x

Great food, nice portions. Worth a visit. Will be back ÔŅĹ

Came here today for the first time for lunch, had a really lovely time. Good service, food was to die for (I had the quesalida) catered to my toddler, chilled out, good tunes, friendly locals will definitely be back. Thank you guys! X

Amazing food and service! I love this place. It's really cosy and personal and all the staff are fantastic. Thank you for another perfect evening.

Always love this place.



Never get a bad meal and always great service.

Always have a lovely lunch here served by very pleasant and friendly staff. Although largely Mexican type food on the menu as well as pizzas, on Sundays they offer a roast and yesterday there was a choice of chicken lamb or beef. Loads of vegetables arrive in a separate dish for you to have as much or as little as you like, and it's good to see and taste fresh rather than frozen veg. Value for money and always leave feeling full.

A beautiful little pub hidden away just off the high street, defiantly recommend, great friendly staff, excellent food and drink and very reasonably priced, without a doubt will be going back again soon.

Had a lovely meal Saturday. Service was good and good came out without much of a wait. Our only criticism was the size of the portions of chips. They were lovely but not enough! Our other favourite restaurant is The Oak on the Green and their portions are much bigger!ūüėä