Trilobite

Hu.N.Ch.D.B.A.C. is now available to download from iTunes. Buying our music and becoming a patron at www.patreon.com/trilobite are the best ways you can support us in our quest to become the sort of people who upon opening their wallets discover a five pound note from time to time, rather than a very grateful moth. Sometimes when I open my wallet the moth is already dead, because opening my wallet is optimistic to the point of foolishness and so trapped moths tend to starve o...r get squished because I sometimes put my wallet in my back pocket. Do you want more innocent moths to die unnecessarily? Think of the spiders! What will they eat? Downloading just one Trilobite EP can temporarily save the life of one moth, which may sustain a lucky spider for several months. Don't like spiders? You should be grateful they exist. There'd be a lot more moths if spiders didn't exists. So buy this EP otherwise the whole food chain will collapse in on itself with disastrous consequences. Okthanksbye.
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Hu.N.Ch.D.B.A.C. is now available for streaming on Spotify. If you listen to it non-stop for a month we'll get about £4. So do that please. Okthanksbye.

Good afternoon bluds.
While you've all been distracted by teenage terrorists, Brexit and anti-Semitism in the Labour party, we've been busy recording a new EP. We've just given it to our distributor and apparently it's already live on Deezer. So, if you use Deezer, enjoy the EP... What in the heck is Deezer? Anyway... it'll also be in stores and on streaming services that people have actually heard of before reading this post in the next few days, so keep your ears peeled and... your eyes pricked and your nose plucked and your bum... err... however you like your bum. We'll let you know when it's on iTunes and Spotify.
Oh, yeah, the EP is called Hu.N.Ch.D.B.A.C.
Hence the horrible artwork.
Okthanksbye.
[UPDATE: Hu.N.Ch.D.B.A.C. is now also live on Distrokid's YouTube channel]
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NEVER call the final version of a mix "_FINAL". You'll find something about it that irritates you and "_FINAL2" just sounds stupid.

This guitar is still being built and you can still enter the prize draw to get your greedy little mitts on it by becoming a patron.

6-string guitar tabs for "HuNChDBAC". Have fun y'all.

Phi... I mean foolproof instructions.

Ray Manta CDs will be a thing soon. Check them out if you like Chon (or even if you don't like Chon or have never heard of Chon).
https://www.facebook.com/RayMantaBand/

This is Rufus. Rufus likes the prog. Rufus also likes farting frequently and pungently.
HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOOOOOOYYY!!!!

In preparation for the new recording of Eighteen Eight One, Old Rage has been strung with 0.008 - 0.038 strings, tuned up to GCFBbDG and decorated with the song's lyrics.

It's TUNESDAY. Trilobite are writing new tunes. This one is full of fives. What shall we call it?

Our singer/guitarist's acoustic guitar album "Serotonin" is coming soon to Spotify. Pre-save it now by following this link! Merry Boxmas.

Phil gawn done a vidyo of hiamsealf plane sum Merkin soundn thayngs awn iz coostic geetar.