About Cellulite - Crusher
. . . The TRUTH ABOUT CELLULITE
"Get Rid of Your Cellulite and. . . . . . BE SEXY! "
Cellulite - Crusher Description
EXPOSED: The Great Cellulite Conspiracy
First and foremost, cellulite is not a ‘thing’. Nor is the word ‘cellulite’ a medical term…
It is simply a ‘made up’ term coined in European salons and spas, during the late 1960′s, to describe the dimpled appearance of skin found on the thighs and buttocks of many women…
Widespread propaganda and promotion of the euro-concept in the United States followed the 1973 publication of ‘Cellulite: Those Lumps, Bumps and Bulges You Couldn't Lose Before’, by Nicole Ronsard, owner of a New York City beauty salon that specialized in skin and body care.
Cellulite is alleged to be a special type of “fat gone wrong, ” – supposedly different from “regular fat”, a combination of fat, water, and “toxic wastes” that the body has failed to eliminate…
To the unsuspecting woman – this may sound logical enough to spend money out of sheer desperation, on one of the many “cure’s for cellulite”… such as…
Ineffective “anti cellulite” products sold through, department stores, retail outlets, by mail order, through multilevel companies, and through the Internet including but not limited to:
“loofah” sponges – cactus fiber scrubbers – special washcloths – horsehair mitts – creams and gels to “dissolve” cellulite – supposed “miracle” pills containing basic vitamins, minerals – powders or liquids containing herbs – bathing liquids or additives – vibrational massagers – rubberized pants – gimmicky devices – bio ceramic cellulite shorts – “dead skin” brushes – “blood circulation” rollers – body wrap treatments – and cellulite reduction lotions…
Scams, Rip-Offs, Lies, Deception, Con-jobs. . .
At best – some of these approaches may temporarily make the skin feel a little softer and smoother – but in terms of getting rid of the horrendous ripples, bumps and dimples, to give you the freedom to wear attractive swimsuits, dress in cute outfits and enjoy intimate times of being naked without being self conscious…
The harsh reality is NONE of these money wasting methods get the job done… None of them give you permanent cellulite removal…
Because it’s physiologically IMPOSSIBLE…
Why Are Women Allowed to Be Cheated, Deceived and Ripped Off?
The answer will shock you…
The truth is…
The FDA and other regulatory agencies have minimal authority over the Beauty and Cosmetics Industry – the main reason being that most products or services are intended to simply “enhance” superficial aspects of the female body – mainly hair, nails and the skin on the face and problem areas of the body – all externally superficial…
And since most of these types of treatments are “from the outside” – the FDA can just watch from a distance, and basically only get involved if enough complaints are issued by dissatisfied, or injured, women against a specific “anti-cellulite” product or company…
The Federal Trade Commission (FTC), however, does do it’s best to regulate and control deceptive advertising practices and underhanded sales tactics. The FTC is the branch of the government that has authority over the advertising and marketing tactics used by companies on it’s targeted market (in this case – women with ‘cellulite’)….
Their Sleazy Business Model:
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“Prey On Desperate Women by Taking Advantage of
Advertising Loopholes & Flimsy Regulations…”
“OK Joey! I’m ready to get rid of my cellulite so
I can finally look & feel sexy naked…
What exactly comes with my program and
how do I get instant access to it?”
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Reviews
So sorry to have to let you know my beloved "cellulite-crusher" hubbie died last Nov 12 at the amazing Thames Hospice in Windsor. Chris had a brave 7 year fight against prostate cancer which spread to his bladder, bones and kidneys. Heartbroken he was a fabulous man and an amazing hubbie, best wishes to you all from his adoring wife, Lynne xxx
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I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu! Love & Like this
The rule when you get older, it really is a choice between your ass and your face. Its a little cellulite on the booty or you look like a hag. As you get older, you need a little weight on your face to look better and younger.
I do have cellulite. So much of your life you spend trying to prove yourself, trying to make things happen, trying to get somewhere else. But then you get in your late 30s and 40s and realize life is pretty amazing right in front of you if you can just be present in it! Love and Like This
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The only way you get that cellulite off is to eat less and exercise more! http://bit.ly/1rCPkpx Love and Like This!
You can't get rid of it with exercise alone. You can do the most vigorous exercise and only burn up 300 calories in an hour. If you've got fat on your body, the exercise firms and tones the muscles. But when you use that tape measure, what makes it bigger? It's the fat!
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat! Love & Like This!
It's always nerve-racking to take off your clothes on film. But doing it with a woman felt safer than with a man. You know you can say, 'Don't grab me there: That's where my cellulite is'!
“A woman may develop wrinkles and cellulite, lose her waistline, her bust-line, her ability to bear a child, even her sense of hum-our, but none of that implies a loss of her sexuality, her femininity”.....http://tpmr.com/?%3F425 41 Love & Like this!
The rule when you get older, it really is a choice between your ass and your face. Its a little cellulite on the booty or you look like a hag. As you get older, you need a little weight on your face to look better and younger. Love & Like This!
If I could have a Barbie body, which has no cellulite, I totally would. I would like to have a flatter stomach, but that wont happen either! Love & Like This.
Wonder Woman (touch of menopause here?) Could do with a Cellulite reduction if she knew where to go......But You Guys DO!
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