Chris Oldham

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Fast way to mess up someones Knock Knock joke? “It’s open.”

that moment inbetween netflix episodes when you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what you are doing with your life

Eastenders is going to be so sad when Peggy dies!! üòñüòñ

Men, remember to re-stock the spiders this weekend so she remembers why she keeps you around.

Life is too short to match socks.

Happy new year everyone

The older I'm getting, it's becoming hard to decide what I want for Christmas every year. üòÇ just money I guess. That's a lot easier.

I’m gonna have to get new pets, I’m running out of passwords.

Don’t you hate when the whole bus is empty, but some guy sits right next to you? I know you do. That’s why I do it.

Don’t judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows

Searching Netflix is almost more of an activity than watching a movie on Netflix.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

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Home is where the free food is.

I hate that one level you can't pass on your game.