Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

To all customers, monster or otherwise: We are closed Friday 19 April for our manager's centennial dental cleaning. Back in business Saturday 20th, extractions or no extractions.

Make your annual festive party go with a bang with our Unfiltered Swamp Cidre (no recommended for monsters with a tendency to melt). Full recipe in Hoxton Street Monster Supplies cookbook: bit.ly/2E5OVJq

We are getting a lot of frustrated smoke signals from Dragons who are finding gold coins this time of year are actually made from chocolate. Please be aware of this when adding to your hoard.

Can't think what to get your evil twin or coworker for Christmas? Why not bake them some Smashed Fairy Cupcakes for a gift straight from the heart(s).
Find this recipe & many others in our cookbook: bit.ly/2E5OVJq

Please note, our latest shipment of Brain Food is now in stock. This is a particularly potent batch as our suppliers were able to infiltrate a Human MENSA meeting:
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JOB ALERT: Fairies wanted for fairy light duty throughout the season. If you are able to consistently glow red, green, blue or yellow please get in touch.
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Feeling unpleasantly happy, perky and jovial as December descends? Not to worry. Just one Bah! Humbug will instantly induce a mood of misery and melancholy
Buy now: http://bit.ly/2StQRQ3

Tis the season for Tins of Fear. Prowl our stocking chillers for under £10.
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An impolite reminder that our Postal Service opens to Human users tomorrow 1-8pm.
Write to a Dragon, Yeti, Mummy, Werewolf, Vampire or Monster in the Cupboard & receive a unique reply via Flying Monkey for £5.
Please be aware, Humans visit at their own risk. We are very busy during this festive period and can't be held responsible for any damage physical or otherwise, incurred by giants, werewolves and/or ghouls.

This Halloween we are opening our Postal Service to Human users.
For the first time, Humans will be able to correspond with lonely monsters.
Visit the shop 1pm - 8pm on 31 October to start your letter exchange. Six monsters have signed-up - a Yeti, Mummy, Werewolf, Dragon, Vampire and a Monster in the Cupboard - and are eagerly awaiting your letters.
... Unique replies costs £5 (£2 for local children). Regretfully magic beans and golden eggs are not accepted as a form of payment.
Once your letters are submitted to the postal service you can expect a response within one month. Extended time is due to the nature of the service which is distributed by flying monkey or broom service. Replies can be collected in store or be sent to your home for an additional £1.
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⏳SPECIAL HALLOWEEN OPENING HOURS ⌛
Please note, we will be amending our opening hours for the festive period on Wednesday 31st October
Humans: 1pm - 8pm... Monsters: Midnight - 3am
*Please note this is a very busy period and Humans visit at their own risk. We can't be responsible for any damage physical or otherwise, incurred by giants, werewolves, ghouls and/or any other Monster customers.
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Volunteer with a different kind of charity shop...
http://bit.ly/2MDxYvo

Love snot? Read: Cooking Mayhip on Snot - “How to harvest snot at peak condition while still runny and fresh.
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Are your mini-monsters back to school soon? Fear not, we have stocked up on Escalating Panic. Entirely suitable for all instances where one needs to instil a steadily increasing sensation of pure panic. http://ow.ly/3XgY30lxfpd
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Induces an immediate, tangible & most marvellous sensation of the Heebie-Jeebies, quickly relieving all cases of Well-Being, Joy, Warmth and General Happiness. An agreeable substitute to the Collywobbles; may contain traces of mild peril. http://ow.ly/qPyh30lv2a1 #VisitLondon

One of our most delectable products is available in lump size portions. Making use of the excellent human earwax harvest, the offer should appeal to #monsters with something to celebrate or just looking for a treat to give their loved ones.
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Important Notice: We are tragically unable to accept beans as payment (magic or otherwise), and no longer accept human sacrifice. However, Monsters can now shop with Contactless payment. In fact, our #Volunteer Shopkeepers prefer it that way.
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received my order yesterday. love everything! arrived safe & sound and my cat suitably killed the 'bug' ;)

What a great store for children and adults alike. Glad that the monsters have allowed humans in since 2010.

The staff is wonderful and helpful. A perfect little store to browse around. I defy you not to buy something.

The staff are fantastic, I want to work there....I'd love to do a workshop.... but for the time being I shall enjoy my Zombie Breath Mints and Slime Lolly pop

My daughter read about this place in one of her tour books. We trekked out there, and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves...and we are not even monsters. I'm now walking around Colorado with a button that states "Fictional Character". This place is small but mighty...and the source of many Christmas presents this year.

If only American monsters had a store like this... such a wide variety of tinned fear to choose from, and the invisible cat was very friendly to us humans. We were lucky to be able to visit the UK for our supplies, hopefully some day you will ship to the US!

I love this place! Wildly creative products and all for a good cause to inspire kids to write. The website is clever and fun and so much care is put into every detail of the items they make. I just wish I didn't live so far away.

Human or monster, don't matter.

Minister recommended.

Delicious ear wax and eye balls! Never run out of fresh blood again. A must for any self-respecting monster about town

Absolutely fantastic. I am recommending this shop to everyone I know (Big thank you to the lovely lady who was working in the shop today who helped me with my purchases)

A+++++ for any monster or human monster...highly recommended ���

We love it, especially earwax and toaster bones chunks. Thank to the lady who helped us with our choices and explained us the story of this shop. Much appreciated.

received my order yesterday. love everything! arrived safe & sound and my cat suitably killed the 'bug' ;)

What a great store for children and adults alike. Glad that the monsters have allowed humans in since 2010.

The staff is wonderful and helpful. A perfect little store to browse around. I defy you not to buy something.

The staff are fantastic, I want to work there....I'd love to do a workshop.... but for the time being I shall enjoy my Zombie Breath Mints and Slime Lolly pop

My daughter read about this place in one of her tour books. We trekked out there, and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves...and we are not even monsters. I'm now walking around Colorado with a button that states "Fictional Character". This place is small but mighty...and the source of many Christmas presents this year.

If only American monsters had a store like this... such a wide variety of tinned fear to choose from, and the invisible cat was very friendly to us humans. We were lucky to be able to visit the UK for our supplies, hopefully some day you will ship to the US!

I love this place! Wildly creative products and all for a good cause to inspire kids to write. The website is clever and fun and so much care is put into every detail of the items they make. I just wish I didn't live so far away.

Human or monster, don't matter.

Minister recommended.

Delicious ear wax and eye balls! Never run out of fresh blood again. A must for any self-respecting monster about town

Absolutely fantastic. I am recommending this shop to everyone I know (Big thank you to the lovely lady who was working in the shop today who helped me with my purchases)

A+++++ for any monster or human monster...highly recommended ���

We love it, especially earwax and toaster bones chunks. Thank to the lady who helped us with our choices and explained us the story of this shop. Much appreciated.

received my order yesterday. love everything! arrived safe & sound and my cat suitably killed the 'bug' ;)

What a great store for children and adults alike. Glad that the monsters have allowed humans in since 2010.

The staff is wonderful and helpful. A perfect little store to browse around. I defy you not to buy something.

The staff are fantastic, I want to work there....I'd love to do a workshop.... but for the time being I shall enjoy my Zombie Breath Mints and Slime Lolly pop

My daughter read about this place in one of her tour books. We trekked out there, and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves...and we are not even monsters. I'm now walking around Colorado with a button that states "Fictional Character". This place is small but mighty...and the source of many Christmas presents this year.

If only American monsters had a store like this... such a wide variety of tinned fear to choose from, and the invisible cat was very friendly to us humans. We were lucky to be able to visit the UK for our supplies, hopefully some day you will ship to the US!

I love this place! Wildly creative products and all for a good cause to inspire kids to write. The website is clever and fun and so much care is put into every detail of the items they make. I just wish I didn't live so far away.

Human or monster, don't matter.

Minister recommended.

Delicious ear wax and eye balls! Never run out of fresh blood again. A must for any self-respecting monster about town

Absolutely fantastic. I am recommending this shop to everyone I know (Big thank you to the lovely lady who was working in the shop today who helped me with my purchases)

A+++++ for any monster or human monster...highly recommended ���

We love it, especially earwax and toaster bones chunks. Thank to the lady who helped us with our choices and explained us the story of this shop. Much appreciated.