Ikea

Eveyone is so lovery, and very friendly, love the place,

Meatballs less horsey

On entering the lower floor I encountered a familiar and uneasy feeling.

I had felt it before, but not for a long time.

I recall the last time being at IKEA in Wembley, also around the time of our last house move.

It is manifest as a sense of excitement and anticipation of the sights, sounds and smells within however, this quickly ebbs away as you realise that you are about to have tiny pieces of your soul torn from you by the Norse furniture and household fitting Gods for the next two hours.

These tiny pieces are ripped from you and replaced by sets of six glasses, a vehement dislike of your partner, and tealights.



I will try and avoid this place in future, but in accordance with house improvement folklore, I am destined to return.

Eveyone is so lovery, and very friendly, love the place,

Meatballs less horsey

On entering the lower floor I encountered a familiar and uneasy feeling.

I had felt it before, but not for a long time.

I recall the last time being at IKEA in Wembley, also around the time of our last house move.

It is manifest as a sense of excitement and anticipation of the sights, sounds and smells within however, this quickly ebbs away as you realise that you are about to have tiny pieces of your soul torn from you by the Norse furniture and household fitting Gods for the next two hours.

These tiny pieces are ripped from you and replaced by sets of six glasses, a vehement dislike of your partner, and tealights.



I will try and avoid this place in future, but in accordance with house improvement folklore, I am destined to return.

Eveyone is so lovery, and very friendly, love the place,

Meatballs less horsey

On entering the lower floor I encountered a familiar and uneasy feeling.

I had felt it before, but not for a long time.

I recall the last time being at IKEA in Wembley, also around the time of our last house move.

It is manifest as a sense of excitement and anticipation of the sights, sounds and smells within however, this quickly ebbs away as you realise that you are about to have tiny pieces of your soul torn from you by the Norse furniture and household fitting Gods for the next two hours.

These tiny pieces are ripped from you and replaced by sets of six glasses, a vehement dislike of your partner, and tealights.



I will try and avoid this place in future, but in accordance with house improvement folklore, I am destined to return.