Naughty Avocado

If you're 5 years old and can't afford a home due to avocado on toast addiction we will support you; with more avocado toast.

WHAT YA DOING SATURDAY?! We're getting you super smashed @the_yard_brixton Brixton. Discount launch price! Come down for a party, music, art, prosecco & avocado! See you all there 💚🍾💦🥂🥑

Who wants a drink off with us and @skinnyprosecco at @ministrydoesfitness. Bottomless brunch, prosecco and some thirst quenching gym work (optional). iPhones dictionary doesn't recognise prosecco!? We hope you do! This Saturday 28th book tickets here; http://www.ministrydoesfitness.com/events /fizzical/ 12pm class tickets still left!

THE NOTORIOUS CADO! Bottomless blinging brunches coming soon from @the_yard_brixton stay tuned for updates and how to buy tickets 🥑💛💚

Ruuuuuun Avo! Ruuun!! This Sunday we're getting you guys #smashedonsourdough at the Adidas @cityrunsldn 10km run in Shoreditch. Last chance to enter! Unlimited time to munch! Entries close at midday tomorrow. Enter here: adidascityruns.com/Shoreditch Come and find us for your breakky in our big green tent! We'll be serving up the best avo on sourdough in town along with some juices and smoothies 🥑👍

Did someone say... FIZZICAL?! Find us and @skinnyprosecco for the brunch of champions @ministrydoesfitness 28th October. #smashedonsourdough

Dinosaur egg avocados are on the menu! 🐉😧👀🍎🥑

It's been an epic journey with you all so far! 4 months in our Pop-up shop, 5000+ smashed avos later and we are moving on. Big things ahead for #teamnaughty We are open tomorrow as normal and Friday until 3pm. Come down and get #smashedonsourdough with us. Watch this space for some exciting updates 🥑💚

Walk the walk with our designer bags. Pick up some fashooon from Old Street 👜#LVwhoareya

Closed tomorrow for some important Avo research. Back with ya'll on Tuesday

GET DOWN HERE RIGHT MEOW!!
Give us a good meoooow in the shop for 25% off your lunch now until 2pm today 🙀😹🙀

Some very badly behaved avocados in the shop today - let's get them out of their skins and onto sourdough..?! @larastaffordart

MAXIMUM NOMNOMIMINOMNOMINOUS 💦

If you still dont believe how great we are; how about the impartial views of Ms Dayna Spear...

We are pleased to announce #teamnaughty have extend our lease until Xmas - WE'RE NOT F------G LEAVING... Just yet. Planning a party? Get the #avosquad together and we'll bring the tastiness to you. Holla all enquirers (no nudes..) to hello@naughtyavocado.co.uk - any sized event any location; we have an avo-cado 😉

She needs an intervention! Come down the shop in Old Street we can help with the addiction, one spoon of green at a time 💚🥑 @avocadofruitoflife

You won't get better avocados than from naughty avocado! 🥑

Wow!

Who knew avo could be so good! Revelatory to say the least

Incredibly friendly team, delicious food!

I had the one with runny eggs and added mozzarella - delicious!

Great food, great staff. Can't believe London has gone this long without an avocado restaurant!!

Great concept, great coffee and better food. A must try if youre in the area!

Fantastic! A brilliant concept made even better by the staff �

Fantastic concept, lovely food and a great way to kick of my morning! Thanks Naughty Team!

Excellent service and even better food 5*