Best-One Lanehouse

New range of cakes. Made in a factory in Thornaby just down the road from the shop. It’s another way we are supporting local businesses. Now then...Thornaby crew will be working in this place to so excuse the wiff of green and taste of sniff that might of mixed in to the sponge. Thornaby life...best in Teesside.

Someone women said to me no one wins on these fing cards. I won’t mention names so...To whom it may concern Stick this up your arse. I hope she’s not on here but if you come in tomorrow and I’ve got a black eye you’ll no what’s happened.

New double sided £5 game. Now..I have to be responsible here and say gambling is bad for you. Right now that’s out the way so if you do have a gambling problem come in and buy one I want to sell more Scratchies. So all gamblers are welcome here, just bring me the fooking money.

Another one.

This weekend only don’t miss out, starts tomorrow.

Winner winner Turkey Dinner

I’m staying until 7 then that’s your lot. Been here all day and know one has bought me a Christmas dinner you ungrateful pack of bastards.

We are still open. Please can you share for me.

We sell these gaming vouchers if anyone’s got a games console

Away?? Who’s forgot it? Don’t worry no need to start a fight that’s for after dinner. We have plenty.

Open now

Well WellWell it’s chrimbo day tomorrow, all the big shops are closed so you’ll have to come to your locally owned Pakistani shop (was going to use the shorter version of Pakistani but don’t want to get blocked over Christmas) Milk? £5 bread? £5 sugar? £5 if anyone says that’s expensive I’ll say WTF do you want me to do about it Pal? Fook of to Asda if you don’t like it because I don’t give a flying fook today chief. It’s a Christmas Day Tax Jesus is looking out for the brothers.

Don’t forget batteries for the little ones toys ladies and these are vibrator friendly batteries. Especially if you stick the Duracell in it to give it a good boost. Every one has needs.

WTF?? It’s not even Christmas Day. The Easter Bunny has beaten Santa.

40 more minutes left for Sainsbury’s and the bastards down the road close then I’m going to jack the prices up...laughing man.

Great memory from last Christmas.

Very handy having Premier shop nearby open all year 365 days. Lovely people

Very friendly staff always welcoming and chatty

Very friendly staff always very helpful always willing to help ya

Very clean shop staff are all friendly a well ran local shop for the area

Nice clean shop with lovely staff that are always happy to help. Always plenty of bargains to be had too. All round nice shop.

Never been to the shop, posts are class though.

Great place when you run short and great service all ways happy and chatty

Good service very friendly staff . We shop there a lot

Go daily. Staff are lovely and very caring. Couldn't ask for a better local shop

Friendly shop, I left the kids crisps on the opening day and they kept them behind the counter until I went back in no other shop would do this �

Clean shop, sound staff, always decent deals on

Brilliant shop. Cheap and all the staff are so friendly. Brilliant customer service.

Very handy having Premier shop nearby open all year 365 days. Lovely people

Very friendly staff always welcoming and chatty

Very friendly staff always very helpful always willing to help ya

Very clean shop staff are all friendly a well ran local shop for the area

Nice clean shop with lovely staff that are always happy to help. Always plenty of bargains to be had too. All round nice shop.

Never been to the shop, posts are class though.

Great place when you run short and great service all ways happy and chatty

Good service very friendly staff . We shop there a lot

Go daily. Staff are lovely and very caring. Couldn't ask for a better local shop

Friendly shop, I left the kids crisps on the opening day and they kept them behind the counter until I went back in no other shop would do this �

Clean shop, sound staff, always decent deals on

Brilliant shop. Cheap and all the staff are so friendly. Brilliant customer service.