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Oh man, anyone catch that women’s football? I mean, I know part of my job is to chat but, no, no is the answer. I’ve not watched it. I’m not gonna watch it. Stop asking me about it. How can you go from watching Hendo lift the European Cup, to anything else. It’s not happening. It’s only been a month and two days. I’m still tryna be unbearable here! Anyway, enough of that, England are out now. Really suffered when they went a ‘man’ down... Hey, don’t get at me, it was Phil N...
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Roll up, roll up. It’s here again. Another feast of information for your eyeballs to ingest. I don’t wanna waffle on too much, so I’ll just get straight down to business...
Friday - BLUE PIG ORCHESTRA are back! A full-size orchestra may sometimes be called a symphony orchestra or philharmonic orchestra and consists of around 70 to over 100 members. The term chamber orchestra (and sometimes concert orchestra) usually refers to smaller-sized ensembles of about fifty musicians o...r fewer. A blue pig orchestra consists of six legends doing what the do best. You know the score. Just get down early. We’ve also got a few games of bingo and a game of Play Your Cards Right with a great big huge jackpot!
Saturday - ROCKARAMA are this Saturdays band. That’s right. A band. On a Saturday. Wind it up, turn it up, charge me up, never stop. Wind me up, plug me in, turn me on and give me rock and roll! Joining the band this week will be bingo! But don’t forget Jackpot Bingo too, paying out a super cash prize of many pounds!
Sunday - RICKY B is here! The Felony Squads own New Orleans rapper. Ricky B’s bringin’ back all the big hitters. Don’t forget to Shake It Fo’ Ya Hood. We’re also gonna have some games of bingo while we wait for the tote double, sponsored by Wynn Mason, which has a jackpot of £100. Which Wynn will win. Coz she always wynns.
***** Don’t forget about Thursday’s ***** Thursday nights with Steve on the organ. He’ll keep you entertained all night with music, madness, bingo, dancing, raffle and a not so one sided quiz.
***** Don’t forget Wednesday’s ***** If you’ve always thought there’s not enough drama in your life, come on down to the Club on a Wednesday night and join the North Shore All Players as they construct their next charitable master class.
***** Don’t forget Tuesday’s ***** Join Jenny on Tuesday nights for Line Dancing. Beginners and professionals welcome. That IS all we got.
***** Don’t forget Monday’s ***** Where all day is unHappy Hour with Adam and all the drinks are buy one, get one... maybe.
DISCLAIMER: I’d just like to point out that there’s a 93% chance that the people advertised in this post aren’t the people you will see on the night. The names are real, but everything else about them is “potentially” made up... (I don’t know these people, please don’t complain).
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“Are we human, or are we dancers”. Sorry, just having a little sing. I suppose you’re here for this weeks post. Well I better grab my encyclopaedia of clubland artistes. Or open google in the background of my phone. Whichever comes first. Best use google. The encyclopaedia’s stopping the door from rattling. Ok, here we go... Strap in.
Friday - TABU are this weeks top duo. When not being a word, guessing and party game... Nope, that won’t work. When not being a fruity fusio...n of white wine, vodka, peach and tropical fruit... Nah, that doesn’t make sense. When not being a Victorian crime caper starring Tom Hardy... Think man! When not advertised on this page, Tabu are an excellent pop - cabaret duo. Nailed it! We’ve also got a few games of bingo and a game of Play Your Cards Right with a great big huge jackpot!
Saturday - DEE MAYCEE is back! My name is DeeMayCee, the one ya know, the all time great gonna steal the show, I put the mike, inside my hand, and spread the funky rythym all across the land. I'm blowin your mind, the rhyme i flow, I hit you with the rhythim and they give me dough. (This is only the second time I’ve referenced Run DMC on this page. Last time, was for Dee Maycee. Nothing if not consistent). Joining DMC this week will be bingo! But don’t forget Jackpot Bingo too, paying out a super cash prize of many pounds!
Sunday - JOHN WADE rolls into town tonight. Is this the same fella that teamed up with a Texas Ranger to help a young girl seek vengeance on the man that shot her father? Or am I thinking of a different John Wade? We’re also gonna have some games of bingo while we wait for the tote double, sponsored by Wynn Mason, which has a jackpot of £100. Which Wynn will win. Coz she always wynns.
***** Don’t forget about Thursday’s ***** Thursday nights with Steve on the organ. He’ll keep you entertained all night with music, madness, bingo, dancing, raffle and a not so one sided quiz.
***** Don’t forget Wednesday’s ***** If you’ve always thought there’s not enough drama in your life, come on down to the Club on a Wednesday night and join the North Shore All Players as they construct their next charitable master class.
***** Don’t forget Tuesday’s ***** Join Jenny on Tuesday nights for Line Dancing. Beginners and professionals welcome. That IS all we got.
***** Don’t forget Monday’s ***** Where all day is unHappy Hour with Adam and all the drinks are buy one, get one... maybe.
DISCLAIMER: I’d just like to point out that there’s a 93% chance that the people advertised in this post aren’t the people you will see on the night. The names are real, but everything else about them is “potentially” made up... (I don’t know these people, please don’t complain).
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Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there. Including my own, who’s probably drinking in a pub his son doesn’t work at right now! 😂

Loving our latest review. Not bar staffs fault for a change. Shape up you miserable lot! 😂

Well here we are again. It’s that time. Every week the same. It’s why you’re here.
Wondering what’s in store for your ears. Only to find the hottest banter around instead. ...
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The club tonight. Still keeping that European Cup party going. I can just feel my followers depleting with every mention of this... Haha, don’t care. Up the unbearable reds! 😂

Oh man, what a weekend last week! The boring Reds won the worst European Final in history on Saturday and it was absolutely great. Then on Sunday we got stuck amongst over half a million Reds in Liverpool and it was even greater. But that was then and this is now. We’ve got artistes to talk about, so let’s drop the football talk, move on, forget it, and concentrate on the weekends entertainment.

Friday - MAN MAID are back! Man Maid are a well established... WATCH HIM DEFEEEEEND, AND WE WATCH HIM SCORE! PASSES THE BAAAALL, CALM AS YOU LIIIIKE, HE’S VIRGIL VAN DIJK... HE’S VIRGIL VAN DIJK! We’ve also got a few games of bingo and a game of Play Your Cards Right with a great big huge jackpot!
Saturday - JOHN MARTIN joins us tonight. On Saturday... SATURDAY NIGHT AND I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE! DIVOCK ORIGI! HE CUTS INSIDE AAAAND HE SLOTS IT PAST LLORIS! DIVOCK ORIGI!! Joining John this week will be bingo! But don’t forget Jackpot Bingo too, paying out a super cash prize of many pounds!
Sunday - SCOTT MCKENZIE rounds off the weekend. SI SENOR, GIVE THE BALL TO BOBBY AND HE’LL SCORE!! OUR NUUUUMBER NINE! GIVE HIM THE BALL AND HE’LL SCORE EVERY TIME! We’re also gonna have some games of bingo while we wait for the tote double, sponsored by Big Mark, which has a jackpot of £100. Which Mark will win. Coz he always wins.

***** Don’t forget about Thursday’s ***** Thursday nights with Steve on the organ. He’ll keep you entertained all night with music, madness, bingo, dancing, raffle and a not so one sided quiz.
***** Don’t forget Wednesday’s ***** If you’ve always thought there’s not enough drama in your life, come on down to the Club on a Wednesday night and join the North Shore All Players as they construct their next charitable master class.
***** Don’t forget Tuesday’s ***** Join Jenny on Tuesday nights for Line Dancing. Beginners and professionals welcome. That IS all we got.
***** Don’t forget Monday’s ***** Where all day is unHappy Hour with Adam and all the drinks are buy one, get one... maybe.
DISCLAIMER: I’d just like to point out that there’s a 93% chance that the people advertised in this post aren’t the people you will see on the night. The names are real, but everything else about them is “potentially” made up... (I don’t know these people, please don’t complain).
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Sorry guys. Forgot all about posting this last night. Combination of being a real tart about getting my tattoo added to and constantly thinking about the European Cup Final. Anyway, nobody mention it again, I’m trying not to think about it. Let’s just stick to the artistes can we please...
Friday - MUSTARD are this weeks exciting band making their debut at the club. To be honest, I’ll be too nervous thinking about the European Cup Final tomorrow to notice. ... We’ve also got a few games of bingo and a game of Play Your Cards Right with a great big huge jackpot!
Saturday - CONNIE RHODES is back people! But tonight is the European Cup Final, Connie. Did you not know? Joining Connie this week will be bingo! But don’t forget Jackpot Bingo too, paying out a super cash prize of many pounds!
Sunday - DEANO rounds up the week. I don’t know if anyone realised it, but last night was the European Cup Final... So judge by my face how it went. What do you mean I’m always miserable? True, but it’s in the eyes. It’s either the glint of success or the tears of failure. We’re also gonna have some games of bingo while we wait for the tote double, sponsored by Big Mark, which has a jackpot of £100. Which Mark will win. Coz he always wins.
***** Don’t forget about Thursday’s ***** Thursday nights with Steve on the organ. He’ll keep you entertained all night with music, madness, bingo, dancing, raffle and a not so one sided quiz.
***** Don’t forget Wednesday’s ***** If you’ve always thought there’s not enough drama in your life, come on down to the Club on a Wednesday night and join the North Shore All Players as they construct their next charitable master class.
***** Don’t forget Tuesday’s ***** Join Jenny on Tuesday nights for Line Dancing. Beginners and professionals welcome. That IS all we got.
***** Don’t forget Monday’s ***** Where all day is unHappy Hour with Adam and all the drinks are buy one, get one... maybe.
DISCLAIMER: I’d just like to point out that there’s a 93% chance that the people advertised in this post aren’t the people you will see on the night. The names are real, but everything else about them is “potentially” made up... (I don’t know these people, please don’t complain).
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Woah! Is it another weekend coming up already!? Crazy how time flies when you’re... having... fun? Anyway, what’s going on in club land? Well, we’ve a new Cider in now. Strongbow Dark Fruit. Form an orderly queue. Erm... Matt, our new barman has managed to pass the previous record of 4 shifts. Probably wait until he does ladies darts though before we officially put him on the books. But what about the artistes? Well, if they’re not replacements, then it’ll be these little sc...amps...
Friday - OXYGEN are this weeks top duo. Hopefully they’ll turn up on Friday, unlike last weeks duo, The Distance, who decided to keep theirs. Must of read my review... See how I cleverly dodged doing the same Oxygen joke for the fifth time. 👌🏻 We’ve also got a few games of bingo and a game of Play Your Cards Right with a great big huge jackpot!
Saturday - LINDA STEVENS is here! Linda Stevens is an avid reader and writer with numerous #1 best-selling books on the low carb diet and healthy eating. I’ve been thinking about trying to shift a bit of weight myself recently. Even had a salad the other day... It was underneath two burgers, bacon, cheese and bbq sauce, but still. I tried. Joining Linda this week will be bingo! But don’t forget Jackpot Bingo too, paying out a super cash prize of many pounds!
Sunday - SEAN MACK rounds off the week. Apparently Sean is an animator for Pixar Films. His job is ‘fix and crowds animator. I don’t know what that entails, but he might need to fix and animate our crowd on Sunday. We’re also gonna have some games of bingo while we wait for the tote double, sponsored by Big Mark, which has a jackpot of £100. Which Mark will win. Coz he always wins.
***** Don’t forget about Thursday’s ***** Thursday nights with Steve on the organ. He’ll keep you entertained all night with music, madness, bingo, dancing, raffle and a not so one sided quiz.
***** Don’t forget Wednesday’s ***** If you’ve always thought there’s not enough drama in your life, come on down to the Club on a Wednesday night and join the North Shore All Players as they construct their next charitable master class.
***** Don’t forget Tuesday’s ***** Join Jenny on Tuesday nights for Line Dancing. Beginners and professionals welcome. That IS all we got.
***** Don’t forget Monday’s ***** Where all day is unHappy Hour with Adam and all the drinks are buy one, get one... maybe.
DISCLAIMER: I’d just like to point out that there’s a 93% chance that the people advertised in this post aren’t the people you will see on the night. The names are real, but everything else about them is “potentially” made up... (I don’t know these people, please don’t complain).
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Gin game is on point! 👌🏻

Dark Fruit now stocked at Bispham Cons. 👌🏻

Another week, another employee. Seems like nobody wants to work with us at the moment. One shift has been bettered by four shifts. Here’s hoping the next one can do a week. I’ll maybe just not bother mentioning them next time though... But what about the singists, you cry! Look no further sez I...
Friday - THE DISTANCE are here... I think. Can just about make them out. Think I’m gonna have to put my glasses on for this one. They’re there somewhere I assume. Are they a duo, o...r are they a band? Guess we’ll find out on the night... if we can get close enough. We’ve also got a few games of bingo and a game of Play Your Cards Right with a great big huge jackpot!
Saturday - AMY JANE joins us tonight. I honestly tried searching for info on Amy, but was bombarded with ‘internet sensation’ Amy Jane Brand. I had to end the search... I think I might hate her already. But not this Amy. I’m sure she’s a super great singer lady. Joining Amy this week will be bingo! But don’t forget Jackpot Bingo too, paying out a super cash prize of many pounds!
Sunday - JAMES MARSH rounds off the week. I know James Marsh. Yeeeeaaaa. He’s the guy that directed the Stephen Hawking film. The Theory of Everything. That’s the guy. That’s the kinda stepping stone you need for a career in club land. It’s gotta be him. We’re also gonna have some games of bingo while we wait for the tote double, sponsored by Big Mark, which has a jackpot of £100. Which Mark will win. Coz he always wins.
***** Don’t forget about Thursday’s ***** Thursday nights with Steve on the organ. He’ll keep you entertained all night with music, madness, bingo, dancing, raffle and a not so one sided quiz.
***** Don’t forget Wednesday’s ***** If you’ve always thought there’s not enough drama in your life, come on down to the Club on a Wednesday night and join the North Shore All Players as they construct their next charitable master class.
***** Don’t forget Tuesday’s ***** Join Jenny on Tuesday nights for Line Dancing. Beginners and professionals welcome. That IS all we got.
***** Don’t forget Monday’s ***** Where all day is unHappy Hour with Adam and all the drinks are buy one, get one... maybe.
DISCLAIMER: I’d just like to point out that there’s a 93% chance that the people advertised in this post aren’t the people you will see on the night. The names are real, but everything else about them is “potentially” made up... (I don’t know these people, please don’t complain).
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Right guys. Hobgoblin IPA wasn’t the roaring success I was hoping for, so with summer right around the corner... What about a new cider?

Great night last night with The Deadbeats. Thanks to everyone who attended! Safe to say the gin’s went down a treat. 😂

Oh man, what a weekend last week! The boring Reds won the worst European Final in history on Saturday and it was absolutely great. Then on Sunday we got stuck amongst over half a million Reds in Liverpool and it was even greater. But that was then and this is now. We’ve got artistes to talk about, so let’s drop the football talk, move on, forget it, and concentrate on the weekends entertainment.

Friday - MAN MAID are back! Man Maid are a well established... WATCH HIM DEFEEEEEND, AND WE WATCH HIM SCORE! PASSES THE BAAAALL, CALM AS YOU LIIIIKE, HE’S VIRGIL VAN DIJK... HE’S VIRGIL VAN DIJK! We’ve also got a few games of bingo and a game of Play Your Cards Right with a great big huge jackpot!
Saturday - JOHN MARTIN joins us tonight. On Saturday... SATURDAY NIGHT AND I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE! DIVOCK ORIGI! HE CUTS INSIDE AAAAND HE SLOTS IT PAST LLORIS! DIVOCK ORIGI!! Joining John this week will be bingo! But don’t forget Jackpot Bingo too, paying out a super cash prize of many pounds!
Sunday - SCOTT MCKENZIE rounds off the weekend. SI SENOR, GIVE THE BALL TO BOBBY AND HE’LL SCORE!! OUR NUUUUMBER NINE! GIVE HIM THE BALL AND HE’LL SCORE EVERY TIME! We’re also gonna have some games of bingo while we wait for the tote double, sponsored by Big Mark, which has a jackpot of £100. Which Mark will win. Coz he always wins.

***** Don’t forget about Thursday’s ***** Thursday nights with Steve on the organ. He’ll keep you entertained all night with music, madness, bingo, dancing, raffle and a not so one sided quiz.
***** Don’t forget Wednesday’s ***** If you’ve always thought there’s not enough drama in your life, come on down to the Club on a Wednesday night and join the North Shore All Players as they construct their next charitable master class.
***** Don’t forget Tuesday’s ***** Join Jenny on Tuesday nights for Line Dancing. Beginners and professionals welcome. That IS all we got.
***** Don’t forget Monday’s ***** Where all day is unHappy Hour with Adam and all the drinks are buy one, get one... maybe.
DISCLAIMER: I’d just like to point out that there’s a 93% chance that the people advertised in this post aren’t the people you will see on the night. The names are real, but everything else about them is “potentially” made up... (I don’t know these people, please don’t complain).
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