The Rochdale Herald

About The Rochdale Herald

Satire for a post satire World. The World's Worst Local Newspaper.

Fun, furious and occasionally funny. If we think it's silly it's getting covered.

The Rochdale Herald Description

Andrew Neil BBC "I get my terrible jokes from The Rochdale Herald"
Victoria Derbyshire BBC "They're really funny actually"

The Rochdale Herald is a fabricated satirical newspaper covering real and made up local and world events.

The Rochdale Herald invents names in all stories excepting stories where public figures are being satirised. Any resemblance to real persons or actual events is accidental and coincidental.

The content of this web-site (graphics, text and other elements) is © Copyright The Rochdale Herald and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the express written consent of the publisher.

The Rochdale Herald is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. Parental discretion advised.

Should you be aware of any copyright infringement or have any other queries or complaints, please contact us as soon as possible so that we can investigate, and where necessary correct the problem. Please accept our apologies in advance on behalf of any contribution which has offended.

Reviews

User

Never bettered

User

Bloke who fancies his daughter lies about woman marrying her brother

User

Shake 'n' Vac composer to have ashes scattered on carpet and hoovered up by Jenny Logan

User

Rupert Murdoch's face breaks ageing app

User

College professor assaults Trump supporter

User

Saying racists shouldn't say racist things is racist against racists, Trump tells Democrats

User

Donald Trump shits on White House floor after learning Obama uses toilets

User

Remain campaigners hit by import shortage of "I told you so"s

User

Blitz Spirit redefined to mean allowing a foreign Government to choose your ambassador

User

Leaked memo from US Embassy in London written in Crayon

User

‘Off to free Tommy Robinson’ replaces ‘dropping kids off at the pool’ as UK’s favourite synonym for taking a dump

User

Oh Simon how we love thee

User

Three billion seems reasonable for a boat with a hole in it, says Government responsible for negotiating Brexit

User

I don't care what UK Ambassador thinks about me, says dickhead who won't shut up about it

User

NO TRAIN NO PAIN - Don't feel the burn baby.

More about The Rochdale Herald

The Rochdale Herald is located at Rochdale
https://rochdaleherald.co.uk