Bavarian Bmw

To mark the remarkable success of BMW Driver and 2018 BTCC Champion Official Colin Turkington, Bavarian BMW are proud to announce we will be hosting an evening with Colin Turkington in our showroom on Friday 7th December from 7pm to 9pm. This is the first opportunity for all Northern Irish fans and supporters to come together to meet the BMW driver and hear a special interview on stage as he recalls his 2018 Championship season. Doors open at 7pm sharp so please ensure you arrive on time to avoid missing this truly remarkable evening. *Reservation is not essential. For more information visit >https://bit.ly/2r4h8bJ

Would you like £1,000 towards the deposit of your new BMW? For a limited period Bavarian BMW have a selection of Pre-Registered vehicles all with unmissable savings and all qualifying for an additional £1,000 towards your deposit. This offer is only available to Monday 26th November and only available while stocks last. To secure your next BMW speak to a member of our Sales Team today on 028 9038 1311. Full Approved Used Stock https://bit.ly/2rLpDsh

For a limited period Bavarian BMW have a range of pre-registered vehicles all with delivery mileage and unmissable savings, and if that wasn't enough up to Monday 26th November these vehicles will also qualify for an additional £1,000 towards your deposit. This offer is only available while stocks last to secure your next BMW speak to a member of our Sales Team today on 028 9038 1311. Full Approved Used Stock https://bit.ly/2rLpDsh

We are now recruiting for an experienced Sales Executive to join our award winning team.
A comprehensive Brand training scheme will be implemented to ultimately attain BMW Sales Executive Accreditation. The successful candidate will also enjoy a host of benefits, including a BMW company car with fuel allowance.
For further information or to apply, please click https://bit.ly/2A8Xfog

We're delighted to now offer the highly sought after position of Trainee Sales Executive at Bavarian BMW.
This role includes a comprehensive training programme, allowing for increased earnings as the successful candidate progresses, alongside a BMW company car with fuel allowance once specific goals have been attained.
For further information or to apply please click this link https://bit.ly/2QOHIko, and begin the exciting journey towards your new, rewarding career.

Massive congratulations to all our staff, family and friends who attended our charity walk by torch light from Mourne Seafood Bar Dundrum around Murlough Bay in aid of Cancer Fund for Children. We raised a fantastic £1,554.00. We would like to thank all our amazing sponsors, Mourne Seafood Bar Dundrum who provided the most amazing atmosphere and delicious food. Also those who donated raffle prizes Ulster Rugby Official, Reid's Florists, Beauty Boulevard, Bogart Menswear and FonaCAB. Thank you to everyone for your continued support.

With our recently posted Alpine White M2 Competition having been snapped up within a day of its arrival, we've been lucky enough to replace it with this beauty.
A stunning 410bhp 3.0 litre straight six cylinder F87 M2 Competition finished in sought after Long Beach Blue metallic 😍
Available for immediate delivery #BavarianBMW

Forget Black Friday Bavarian BMW are introducing Black week. Between Tuesday 13 November to Tuesday 27 November 2018 we have a selection of BMW accessories all with unmissable savings and all while stocks last. For more information speak to a member of our Parts team on 028 9038 1311. Or visit > https://bit.ly/2QDtaUQ

Wow! Congratulations and thank you to Nigel Purvis, taking delivery of his stunning new 450bhp F82 M4 Competition Package Coupé finished in San Marino Blue metallic. Nigel ordered this car with the new "Ultimate Package", which includes almost every option available! Sold & delivered by M Specialist Paul Gillooly 😊

Wanting to stand out on the road? We have the perfect present for all BMW owners, Instantly recognisable the new BMW Floating Centre caps are available at Bavarian BMW for £75.00inc, only while stocks last. The typical BMW logo with its blue and white propeller no longer turns with the wheel whilst the vehicle is in motion and instead remains stationary offering permanent styling and creating a focal point on the wheel. For more information contact a member of our Parts team today on 028 9038 1311.

Now being offered for sale, this rare 2001 5.0 litre V8 #BMW E52 Z8 Roadster, finished in Titanium Silver with Sport Red/Black full Nappa leather and only 15,868 miles 😍
For further information see https://bit.ly/2DuOdWC
... For a review of the iconic BMW Z8 click https://www.topgear.com/car-reviews/z8/fi rst-drive
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Bavarian BMW recently had a visit from some Year 13 Business Studies students from Methodist College Belfast. The students wanted a small insight into how all the different roles within the business work together. They had talks from various members of staff to show how different avenues can all lead to successful careers. The students then had a tour of the dealership and some lovely breakfast. As always it was a pleasure to have all the students with us and hope they also enjoyed the day.

We've managed to secure this highly sought after 410bhp M2 Competition Coupé finished in Alpine White with Black Dakota leather M Seats with Orange contrast stitching. Boasting a huge factory specification, this breathtaking car is available for immediate delivery 😮

Available for immediate delivery, this luxurious new G11 730d xDrive M Sport Saloon is finished in Glacier Silver metallic paint, with Black Exclusive Nappa leather interior.
Click the link below for full information on the offer on this stunning car, available for £599 per month with 0% APR Finance.
https://onlinesales.bmw.co.uk/o/cvnQWfhQ< br>

Introducing the new 8 Convertible

Fantastic double delivery today as Jenny Quinn & Gareth Humphreys collect their gorgeous new #BMW X2, along with a BMW Baby Racer for daughter Isla 😊
Sold & delivered by Sales Executive Christopher Mellon. Enjoy the new cars guys!

Thanks and congratulations to David Lynch collecting his new 370bhp #BMW M2 finished in Mineral Grey. Sold and delivered by Sales Executive David Lyttle 😊

Another fabulous delivery today as Jim Ritchie and son Dylan collect their stunning 450bhp #BMW M4 Competition Package finished in San Marino Blue with Silverstone Merino leather interior. Brimming with factory options and boasting a full M Carbon Fibre bodykit, this car was sold & delivered by Sales Executive Gary Blakely 😎

Big thanks and congratulations to Richard Thompson as he collects his eagerly awaited and awesome new 410bhp #BMW M2 Competition Package finished in Long Beach Blue metallic paint. Sold & delivered by Sales Executive Chris Rogan #410BHP #BavarianBMW

Recently picked up my new BMW from Bavarian and had incredible service from start to finish. Car is impeccable and loved the trip over from GB to Ireland - great road trip - recommended!

Purchased a new car today from Bavarian. Excellent from start to finish and can't recommend them highly enough. Matthew Montgomery was fantastic to deal with and very helpful. Will certainly purchase from them again.

Picked up my new X5M50D this afternoon absolutely over the moon with it just sheer perfection . This is my 4th new vehicle from Bravarian a 325i coupe, 335i coupe , X5 40D and now this new baby and to be honest their service is second to none first class just can't put into words how great a dealership they are . Would recommend them to anyone .

Picked up my new M5 from Bavarian at the end of February, I've since had a run in service at Bavarian also, the whole experience from start to finish has been fantastic, excellent customer service and the attention to detail is outstanding. I would like to make a special mention to David Lyttle who has such a passion for the vehicles he is selling. Thanks guys

Picked up my M3 last week, overall experience was fantastic. Paul Gillooly and Richard Kerr were excellent (putting up with all my OCD questions �). I travelled from N East England to pick up the car.

Would highly recommend them.

Left my partners 116d in for a service. They left me to work, gave me a coffee to go and picked me up again when the car was done. All in all a good experience will return.

Just purchased my first BMW (husband is on his 2nd), from Bavarian Belfast with the assistance of Sales Executive, Keith Neely!

So pleased with the car! The whole experience from start to finish was second to none! Professional, relaxed and very helpful from the test drive to the final deal being done! Keith is a real asset to the Bavarian team and would not hesitate in recommending him or the brand! First class!

I was invited to the launch of the new 5 series last night and I must say, what a great launch it was. Bavarian pulled out all the stops. Great night for a great car. I would like to give a special thank you to Mark Mills, who took his time showing my wife and I every detail in all the different 5 series models. Congratulations to you all and I can't wait to get back up and upgrade from my 4 series gran coupe, which I love.

I didnt buy my BMW from here i called looking for advise about my car and they welcomed me over to give my car a health check. From start to finnish the staff have been nothing but 1st class i love BMW and ill deffo be back for my next BMW here

I collected my new M4 from Bavarian BMW today and the whole experience from start to finish was exceptional. I have been dealing with Bavarian BMW for many years and their customer service and attention to detail continues to be outstanding. Special mention to Paul Gillooly, who handled the sale meticulously and has such a deep passion for the vehicles he is selling. It would be remiss of me not to mention Richard Kerr, Sales Manager who was attentive, knowledgeable and professional as always. I highly recommend this car dealership. The experience was fantastic. Thanks guys�

I bought my first ever BMW here in Bavarian 2 weeks ago. I must say everything was smooth and top of the range service. My sales rep Gary looked after me from start to finish and still even calls me to see how the car is going.

Delighted with my new BMW 118i m sport shadow edition. It's everything I hoped for and more. Special thanks to Matthew Montgomery who helped me pick the car that suited me best. His knowledge and customer service was top notch!

Brilliant experience with Bavarian BMW , third car I’ve bought from Chris Mellon . I would highly recommend Chris for both his professional and friendly manner.

Bought 520d M Sport from this company. As we live in Scotland, the deal was done by telephone. The sales executive (Stuart) was fantastic and was only too happy to take our calls and answer our queries. On the day of collection, we hoped to get the same ferry back to Cairnryan as we travelled over to Belfast on, saving us a 4 hour wait, and explained this to Stuart. On arrival at the showroom, the car was ready for immediate uplift and, forward thinking on Stuart's side, he even had the return route to the docks set in the navigation system. Needless to say, the car was exactly as we expected and, yes, we made our return ferry as we hoped. I highly recommend this company and their professional, helpful and efficient service is second to none - thank you Stuart & staff!

In dire need of an i-customer-friendly charging policy. Needed a quick top up in my i3 today while buying parts and was advised to go to a nearby retail park because the sales team were using the two charging bays for two hybrids, neither of which was charging. Appalling i- customer service i’m afraid.



Review changed from 1* to 4* on account of a fast and efficient response to my e-charging issue with the promise of staff training to prevent recurrence. Well done Bavarian �

Went in too look at a part exchange, got price and trade in value for my car. Spoke to finance and they gave me prices, which I asked to be emailed across to me. It's taken over a week and still nothing. I was even asked to check my spam folder, surprisingly no email. I question how much they want my part exchange. About 20k uplift in car value. I'll go elsewhere thanks

Disappointed! Took my car for a service last week and I'm not happy at all. Had a fault with my car since I purchased it and fault was never replaced. Once out of warranty, it needs replaced and at my cost. I obviously didn't complain enough!



Still waiting for the after service call I usually receive but that has disappeared.



Read other poor reviews and think I can relate to some of them also. Was booked in for a Data Update (never heard anyone else I know with a BMW having to get one) which I was told was a straight forward procedure and wouldn't take long. When arrived at Bavarian, they didn't know what I was talking about and needed it over night to carry out the full Data Update.



Due to change my car and thinking else where.

Awful experience. Took my car in Feb for service. Clock wasn't reset. Questioned it at time and was told smart servicing story. Back in last Wednesday for the service that wasn't needed that was flagging because the clock wasn't set right after the service in Feb. Also had a problem with power steering rack which they agreed to fix under warranty. Kept car wed and thurs to do the power steering work which was fine. Took it home Thursday to find clock had not been reset again! car was saying it needed serviced and all electronic settings and service history lost. In on Friday for another day. Picked up Friday to find steering wheel wasn't straight from the work on the power steering fix. Back in again on Monday and now finally fixed!! Worst experience ever with a car and definitely didn't expect this from a top garage like Bavarian. A lot of questions to be asked of the workmanship and quality assurance checks before sending cars out.



3 trips back and forth to Boucher and 4 days without my car is far from ideal!

Avoid this place if you dont want to be screwed over!!! I live a 3 hour drive away from Belfast so over a couple of days and several emails and phonecalls with a salesman (in the boucher road BMW Bavarian office) i negotiated buying a BMW they had on sale worth £10,000 (€11.5 k.) It was a rare model so after going through the spec and warranty details, i told them that if the car was as it seemed, id come and see it asap to buy it. I could have bought a similar car elsewhere for a better price but i thought that because they were an approved a BMW dealer they would have great customer care. We arranged a time that suited them - i took time off work and bought the sterling cash with my bank (as i live in southern ireland which uses euro currency) I also arranged a friend to come with me who was knowledgeble about cars. After 1 hour into my journey to Belfast, the salesman called and told me, opps sorry, they had just sold the car to some guy who walked into the office! No consolation offer to see if a similar car could be source from the network of bmw dealers across the uk- (even when i asked) Not even the curtosey to ring and give me the option to close the deal over the phone before they offered it to the randomer. The salesman then hung up on me and was "busy" when i tried to ring him back via their main phoneline. I finally got his manager on the phone and the manager confirmed that what i had experienced was "great customer care from his excellent salesman" and that i should have reserved the car without actually seeing it! The following day i got an email from the salesman describing how- and i quote "The Agnew Group is the largest prestige motor dealer in Northern Ireland with over 80 years of experience" and how they "pride" themselves on offering a "unique and memorable experience" to their customers! Oh its been memorable alright! Ive seen similar stories online about this place now that ive googled them. I wish i knew this before i wasted my time! I wonder does BMW know what these people are doing for their brand, id rather deal with a backyard Delboy, at least youd actually expect to be screwed over by him!

Recently picked up my new BMW from Bavarian and had incredible service from start to finish. Car is impeccable and loved the trip over from GB to Ireland - great road trip - recommended!

Purchased a new car today from Bavarian. Excellent from start to finish and can't recommend them highly enough. Matthew Montgomery was fantastic to deal with and very helpful. Will certainly purchase from them again.

Picked up my new X5M50D this afternoon absolutely over the moon with it just sheer perfection . This is my 4th new vehicle from Bravarian a 325i coupe, 335i coupe , X5 40D and now this new baby and to be honest their service is second to none first class just can't put into words how great a dealership they are . Would recommend them to anyone .

Picked up my new M5 from Bavarian at the end of February, I've since had a run in service at Bavarian also, the whole experience from start to finish has been fantastic, excellent customer service and the attention to detail is outstanding. I would like to make a special mention to David Lyttle who has such a passion for the vehicles he is selling. Thanks guys

Picked up my M3 last week, overall experience was fantastic. Paul Gillooly and Richard Kerr were excellent (putting up with all my OCD questions �). I travelled from N East England to pick up the car.

Would highly recommend them.

Left my partners 116d in for a service. They left me to work, gave me a coffee to go and picked me up again when the car was done. All in all a good experience will return.

Just purchased my first BMW (husband is on his 2nd), from Bavarian Belfast with the assistance of Sales Executive, Keith Neely!

So pleased with the car! The whole experience from start to finish was second to none! Professional, relaxed and very helpful from the test drive to the final deal being done! Keith is a real asset to the Bavarian team and would not hesitate in recommending him or the brand! First class!

I was invited to the launch of the new 5 series last night and I must say, what a great launch it was. Bavarian pulled out all the stops. Great night for a great car. I would like to give a special thank you to Mark Mills, who took his time showing my wife and I every detail in all the different 5 series models. Congratulations to you all and I can't wait to get back up and upgrade from my 4 series gran coupe, which I love.

I didnt buy my BMW from here i called looking for advise about my car and they welcomed me over to give my car a health check. From start to finnish the staff have been nothing but 1st class i love BMW and ill deffo be back for my next BMW here

I collected my new M4 from Bavarian BMW today and the whole experience from start to finish was exceptional. I have been dealing with Bavarian BMW for many years and their customer service and attention to detail continues to be outstanding. Special mention to Paul Gillooly, who handled the sale meticulously and has such a deep passion for the vehicles he is selling. It would be remiss of me not to mention Richard Kerr, Sales Manager who was attentive, knowledgeable and professional as always. I highly recommend this car dealership. The experience was fantastic. Thanks guys�

I bought my first ever BMW here in Bavarian 2 weeks ago. I must say everything was smooth and top of the range service. My sales rep Gary looked after me from start to finish and still even calls me to see how the car is going.

Delighted with my new BMW 118i m sport shadow edition. It's everything I hoped for and more. Special thanks to Matthew Montgomery who helped me pick the car that suited me best. His knowledge and customer service was top notch!

Brilliant experience with Bavarian BMW , third car I’ve bought from Chris Mellon . I would highly recommend Chris for both his professional and friendly manner.

Bought 520d M Sport from this company. As we live in Scotland, the deal was done by telephone. The sales executive (Stuart) was fantastic and was only too happy to take our calls and answer our queries. On the day of collection, we hoped to get the same ferry back to Cairnryan as we travelled over to Belfast on, saving us a 4 hour wait, and explained this to Stuart. On arrival at the showroom, the car was ready for immediate uplift and, forward thinking on Stuart's side, he even had the return route to the docks set in the navigation system. Needless to say, the car was exactly as we expected and, yes, we made our return ferry as we hoped. I highly recommend this company and their professional, helpful and efficient service is second to none - thank you Stuart & staff!

In dire need of an i-customer-friendly charging policy. Needed a quick top up in my i3 today while buying parts and was advised to go to a nearby retail park because the sales team were using the two charging bays for two hybrids, neither of which was charging. Appalling i- customer service i’m afraid.



Review changed from 1* to 4* on account of a fast and efficient response to my e-charging issue with the promise of staff training to prevent recurrence. Well done Bavarian �

Went in too look at a part exchange, got price and trade in value for my car. Spoke to finance and they gave me prices, which I asked to be emailed across to me. It's taken over a week and still nothing. I was even asked to check my spam folder, surprisingly no email. I question how much they want my part exchange. About 20k uplift in car value. I'll go elsewhere thanks

Disappointed! Took my car for a service last week and I'm not happy at all. Had a fault with my car since I purchased it and fault was never replaced. Once out of warranty, it needs replaced and at my cost. I obviously didn't complain enough!



Still waiting for the after service call I usually receive but that has disappeared.



Read other poor reviews and think I can relate to some of them also. Was booked in for a Data Update (never heard anyone else I know with a BMW having to get one) which I was told was a straight forward procedure and wouldn't take long. When arrived at Bavarian, they didn't know what I was talking about and needed it over night to carry out the full Data Update.



Due to change my car and thinking else where.

Awful experience. Took my car in Feb for service. Clock wasn't reset. Questioned it at time and was told smart servicing story. Back in last Wednesday for the service that wasn't needed that was flagging because the clock wasn't set right after the service in Feb. Also had a problem with power steering rack which they agreed to fix under warranty. Kept car wed and thurs to do the power steering work which was fine. Took it home Thursday to find clock had not been reset again! car was saying it needed serviced and all electronic settings and service history lost. In on Friday for another day. Picked up Friday to find steering wheel wasn't straight from the work on the power steering fix. Back in again on Monday and now finally fixed!! Worst experience ever with a car and definitely didn't expect this from a top garage like Bavarian. A lot of questions to be asked of the workmanship and quality assurance checks before sending cars out.



3 trips back and forth to Boucher and 4 days without my car is far from ideal!

Avoid this place if you dont want to be screwed over!!! I live a 3 hour drive away from Belfast so over a couple of days and several emails and phonecalls with a salesman (in the boucher road BMW Bavarian office) i negotiated buying a BMW they had on sale worth £10,000 (€11.5 k.) It was a rare model so after going through the spec and warranty details, i told them that if the car was as it seemed, id come and see it asap to buy it. I could have bought a similar car elsewhere for a better price but i thought that because they were an approved a BMW dealer they would have great customer care. We arranged a time that suited them - i took time off work and bought the sterling cash with my bank (as i live in southern ireland which uses euro currency) I also arranged a friend to come with me who was knowledgeble about cars. After 1 hour into my journey to Belfast, the salesman called and told me, opps sorry, they had just sold the car to some guy who walked into the office! No consolation offer to see if a similar car could be source from the network of bmw dealers across the uk- (even when i asked) Not even the curtosey to ring and give me the option to close the deal over the phone before they offered it to the randomer. The salesman then hung up on me and was "busy" when i tried to ring him back via their main phoneline. I finally got his manager on the phone and the manager confirmed that what i had experienced was "great customer care from his excellent salesman" and that i should have reserved the car without actually seeing it! The following day i got an email from the salesman describing how- and i quote "The Agnew Group is the largest prestige motor dealer in Northern Ireland with over 80 years of experience" and how they "pride" themselves on offering a "unique and memorable experience" to their customers! Oh its been memorable alright! Ive seen similar stories online about this place now that ive googled them. I wish i knew this before i wasted my time! I wonder does BMW know what these people are doing for their brand, id rather deal with a backyard Delboy, at least youd actually expect to be screwed over by him!

Recently picked up my new BMW from Bavarian and had incredible service from start to finish. Car is impeccable and loved the trip over from GB to Ireland - great road trip - recommended!

Purchased a new car today from Bavarian. Excellent from start to finish and can't recommend them highly enough. Matthew Montgomery was fantastic to deal with and very helpful. Will certainly purchase from them again.

Picked up my new X5M50D this afternoon absolutely over the moon with it just sheer perfection . This is my 4th new vehicle from Bravarian a 325i coupe, 335i coupe , X5 40D and now this new baby and to be honest their service is second to none first class just can't put into words how great a dealership they are . Would recommend them to anyone .

Picked up my new M5 from Bavarian at the end of February, I've since had a run in service at Bavarian also, the whole experience from start to finish has been fantastic, excellent customer service and the attention to detail is outstanding. I would like to make a special mention to David Lyttle who has such a passion for the vehicles he is selling. Thanks guys

Picked up my M3 last week, overall experience was fantastic. Paul Gillooly and Richard Kerr were excellent (putting up with all my OCD questions �). I travelled from N East England to pick up the car.

Would highly recommend them.

Left my partners 116d in for a service. They left me to work, gave me a coffee to go and picked me up again when the car was done. All in all a good experience will return.

Just purchased my first BMW (husband is on his 2nd), from Bavarian Belfast with the assistance of Sales Executive, Keith Neely!

So pleased with the car! The whole experience from start to finish was second to none! Professional, relaxed and very helpful from the test drive to the final deal being done! Keith is a real asset to the Bavarian team and would not hesitate in recommending him or the brand! First class!

I was invited to the launch of the new 5 series last night and I must say, what a great launch it was. Bavarian pulled out all the stops. Great night for a great car. I would like to give a special thank you to Mark Mills, who took his time showing my wife and I every detail in all the different 5 series models. Congratulations to you all and I can't wait to get back up and upgrade from my 4 series gran coupe, which I love.

I didnt buy my BMW from here i called looking for advise about my car and they welcomed me over to give my car a health check. From start to finnish the staff have been nothing but 1st class i love BMW and ill deffo be back for my next BMW here

I collected my new M4 from Bavarian BMW today and the whole experience from start to finish was exceptional. I have been dealing with Bavarian BMW for many years and their customer service and attention to detail continues to be outstanding. Special mention to Paul Gillooly, who handled the sale meticulously and has such a deep passion for the vehicles he is selling. It would be remiss of me not to mention Richard Kerr, Sales Manager who was attentive, knowledgeable and professional as always. I highly recommend this car dealership. The experience was fantastic. Thanks guys�

I bought my first ever BMW here in Bavarian 2 weeks ago. I must say everything was smooth and top of the range service. My sales rep Gary looked after me from start to finish and still even calls me to see how the car is going.

Delighted with my new BMW 118i m sport shadow edition. It's everything I hoped for and more. Special thanks to Matthew Montgomery who helped me pick the car that suited me best. His knowledge and customer service was top notch!

Brilliant experience with Bavarian BMW , third car I’ve bought from Chris Mellon . I would highly recommend Chris for both his professional and friendly manner.

Bought 520d M Sport from this company. As we live in Scotland, the deal was done by telephone. The sales executive (Stuart) was fantastic and was only too happy to take our calls and answer our queries. On the day of collection, we hoped to get the same ferry back to Cairnryan as we travelled over to Belfast on, saving us a 4 hour wait, and explained this to Stuart. On arrival at the showroom, the car was ready for immediate uplift and, forward thinking on Stuart's side, he even had the return route to the docks set in the navigation system. Needless to say, the car was exactly as we expected and, yes, we made our return ferry as we hoped. I highly recommend this company and their professional, helpful and efficient service is second to none - thank you Stuart & staff!

In dire need of an i-customer-friendly charging policy. Needed a quick top up in my i3 today while buying parts and was advised to go to a nearby retail park because the sales team were using the two charging bays for two hybrids, neither of which was charging. Appalling i- customer service i’m afraid.



Review changed from 1* to 4* on account of a fast and efficient response to my e-charging issue with the promise of staff training to prevent recurrence. Well done Bavarian �

Went in too look at a part exchange, got price and trade in value for my car. Spoke to finance and they gave me prices, which I asked to be emailed across to me. It's taken over a week and still nothing. I was even asked to check my spam folder, surprisingly no email. I question how much they want my part exchange. About 20k uplift in car value. I'll go elsewhere thanks

Disappointed! Took my car for a service last week and I'm not happy at all. Had a fault with my car since I purchased it and fault was never replaced. Once out of warranty, it needs replaced and at my cost. I obviously didn't complain enough!



Still waiting for the after service call I usually receive but that has disappeared.



Read other poor reviews and think I can relate to some of them also. Was booked in for a Data Update (never heard anyone else I know with a BMW having to get one) which I was told was a straight forward procedure and wouldn't take long. When arrived at Bavarian, they didn't know what I was talking about and needed it over night to carry out the full Data Update.



Due to change my car and thinking else where.

Awful experience. Took my car in Feb for service. Clock wasn't reset. Questioned it at time and was told smart servicing story. Back in last Wednesday for the service that wasn't needed that was flagging because the clock wasn't set right after the service in Feb. Also had a problem with power steering rack which they agreed to fix under warranty. Kept car wed and thurs to do the power steering work which was fine. Took it home Thursday to find clock had not been reset again! car was saying it needed serviced and all electronic settings and service history lost. In on Friday for another day. Picked up Friday to find steering wheel wasn't straight from the work on the power steering fix. Back in again on Monday and now finally fixed!! Worst experience ever with a car and definitely didn't expect this from a top garage like Bavarian. A lot of questions to be asked of the workmanship and quality assurance checks before sending cars out.



3 trips back and forth to Boucher and 4 days without my car is far from ideal!

Avoid this place if you dont want to be screwed over!!! I live a 3 hour drive away from Belfast so over a couple of days and several emails and phonecalls with a salesman (in the boucher road BMW Bavarian office) i negotiated buying a BMW they had on sale worth £10,000 (€11.5 k.) It was a rare model so after going through the spec and warranty details, i told them that if the car was as it seemed, id come and see it asap to buy it. I could have bought a similar car elsewhere for a better price but i thought that because they were an approved a BMW dealer they would have great customer care. We arranged a time that suited them - i took time off work and bought the sterling cash with my bank (as i live in southern ireland which uses euro currency) I also arranged a friend to come with me who was knowledgeble about cars. After 1 hour into my journey to Belfast, the salesman called and told me, opps sorry, they had just sold the car to some guy who walked into the office! No consolation offer to see if a similar car could be source from the network of bmw dealers across the uk- (even when i asked) Not even the curtosey to ring and give me the option to close the deal over the phone before they offered it to the randomer. The salesman then hung up on me and was "busy" when i tried to ring him back via their main phoneline. I finally got his manager on the phone and the manager confirmed that what i had experienced was "great customer care from his excellent salesman" and that i should have reserved the car without actually seeing it! The following day i got an email from the salesman describing how- and i quote "The Agnew Group is the largest prestige motor dealer in Northern Ireland with over 80 years of experience" and how they "pride" themselves on offering a "unique and memorable experience" to their customers! Oh its been memorable alright! Ive seen similar stories online about this place now that ive googled them. I wish i knew this before i wasted my time! I wonder does BMW know what these people are doing for their brand, id rather deal with a backyard Delboy, at least youd actually expect to be screwed over by him!

Recently picked up my new BMW from Bavarian and had incredible service from start to finish. Car is impeccable and loved the trip over from GB to Ireland - great road trip - recommended!

Purchased a new car today from Bavarian. Excellent from start to finish and can't recommend them highly enough. Matthew Montgomery was fantastic to deal with and very helpful. Will certainly purchase from them again.

Picked up my new X5M50D this afternoon absolutely over the moon with it just sheer perfection . This is my 4th new vehicle from Bravarian a 325i coupe, 335i coupe , X5 40D and now this new baby and to be honest their service is second to none first class just can't put into words how great a dealership they are . Would recommend them to anyone .

Picked up my new M5 from Bavarian at the end of February, I've since had a run in service at Bavarian also, the whole experience from start to finish has been fantastic, excellent customer service and the attention to detail is outstanding. I would like to make a special mention to David Lyttle who has such a passion for the vehicles he is selling. Thanks guys

Picked up my M3 last week, overall experience was fantastic. Paul Gillooly and Richard Kerr were excellent (putting up with all my OCD questions �). I travelled from N East England to pick up the car.

Would highly recommend them.

Left my partners 116d in for a service. They left me to work, gave me a coffee to go and picked me up again when the car was done. All in all a good experience will return.

Just purchased my first BMW (husband is on his 2nd), from Bavarian Belfast with the assistance of Sales Executive, Keith Neely!

So pleased with the car! The whole experience from start to finish was second to none! Professional, relaxed and very helpful from the test drive to the final deal being done! Keith is a real asset to the Bavarian team and would not hesitate in recommending him or the brand! First class!

I was invited to the launch of the new 5 series last night and I must say, what a great launch it was. Bavarian pulled out all the stops. Great night for a great car. I would like to give a special thank you to Mark Mills, who took his time showing my wife and I every detail in all the different 5 series models. Congratulations to you all and I can't wait to get back up and upgrade from my 4 series gran coupe, which I love.

I didnt buy my BMW from here i called looking for advise about my car and they welcomed me over to give my car a health check. From start to finnish the staff have been nothing but 1st class i love BMW and ill deffo be back for my next BMW here

I collected my new M4 from Bavarian BMW today and the whole experience from start to finish was exceptional. I have been dealing with Bavarian BMW for many years and their customer service and attention to detail continues to be outstanding. Special mention to Paul Gillooly, who handled the sale meticulously and has such a deep passion for the vehicles he is selling. It would be remiss of me not to mention Richard Kerr, Sales Manager who was attentive, knowledgeable and professional as always. I highly recommend this car dealership. The experience was fantastic. Thanks guys�

I bought my first ever BMW here in Bavarian 2 weeks ago. I must say everything was smooth and top of the range service. My sales rep Gary looked after me from start to finish and still even calls me to see how the car is going.

Delighted with my new BMW 118i m sport shadow edition. It's everything I hoped for and more. Special thanks to Matthew Montgomery who helped me pick the car that suited me best. His knowledge and customer service was top notch!

Brilliant experience with Bavarian BMW , third car I’ve bought from Chris Mellon . I would highly recommend Chris for both his professional and friendly manner.

Bought 520d M Sport from this company. As we live in Scotland, the deal was done by telephone. The sales executive (Stuart) was fantastic and was only too happy to take our calls and answer our queries. On the day of collection, we hoped to get the same ferry back to Cairnryan as we travelled over to Belfast on, saving us a 4 hour wait, and explained this to Stuart. On arrival at the showroom, the car was ready for immediate uplift and, forward thinking on Stuart's side, he even had the return route to the docks set in the navigation system. Needless to say, the car was exactly as we expected and, yes, we made our return ferry as we hoped. I highly recommend this company and their professional, helpful and efficient service is second to none - thank you Stuart & staff!

In dire need of an i-customer-friendly charging policy. Needed a quick top up in my i3 today while buying parts and was advised to go to a nearby retail park because the sales team were using the two charging bays for two hybrids, neither of which was charging. Appalling i- customer service i’m afraid.



Review changed from 1* to 4* on account of a fast and efficient response to my e-charging issue with the promise of staff training to prevent recurrence. Well done Bavarian �

Went in too look at a part exchange, got price and trade in value for my car. Spoke to finance and they gave me prices, which I asked to be emailed across to me. It's taken over a week and still nothing. I was even asked to check my spam folder, surprisingly no email. I question how much they want my part exchange. About 20k uplift in car value. I'll go elsewhere thanks

Disappointed! Took my car for a service last week and I'm not happy at all. Had a fault with my car since I purchased it and fault was never replaced. Once out of warranty, it needs replaced and at my cost. I obviously didn't complain enough!



Still waiting for the after service call I usually receive but that has disappeared.



Read other poor reviews and think I can relate to some of them also. Was booked in for a Data Update (never heard anyone else I know with a BMW having to get one) which I was told was a straight forward procedure and wouldn't take long. When arrived at Bavarian, they didn't know what I was talking about and needed it over night to carry out the full Data Update.



Due to change my car and thinking else where.

Awful experience. Took my car in Feb for service. Clock wasn't reset. Questioned it at time and was told smart servicing story. Back in last Wednesday for the service that wasn't needed that was flagging because the clock wasn't set right after the service in Feb. Also had a problem with power steering rack which they agreed to fix under warranty. Kept car wed and thurs to do the power steering work which was fine. Took it home Thursday to find clock had not been reset again! car was saying it needed serviced and all electronic settings and service history lost. In on Friday for another day. Picked up Friday to find steering wheel wasn't straight from the work on the power steering fix. Back in again on Monday and now finally fixed!! Worst experience ever with a car and definitely didn't expect this from a top garage like Bavarian. A lot of questions to be asked of the workmanship and quality assurance checks before sending cars out.



3 trips back and forth to Boucher and 4 days without my car is far from ideal!

Avoid this place if you dont want to be screwed over!!! I live a 3 hour drive away from Belfast so over a couple of days and several emails and phonecalls with a salesman (in the boucher road BMW Bavarian office) i negotiated buying a BMW they had on sale worth £10,000 (€11.5 k.) It was a rare model so after going through the spec and warranty details, i told them that if the car was as it seemed, id come and see it asap to buy it. I could have bought a similar car elsewhere for a better price but i thought that because they were an approved a BMW dealer they would have great customer care. We arranged a time that suited them - i took time off work and bought the sterling cash with my bank (as i live in southern ireland which uses euro currency) I also arranged a friend to come with me who was knowledgeble about cars. After 1 hour into my journey to Belfast, the salesman called and told me, opps sorry, they had just sold the car to some guy who walked into the office! No consolation offer to see if a similar car could be source from the network of bmw dealers across the uk- (even when i asked) Not even the curtosey to ring and give me the option to close the deal over the phone before they offered it to the randomer. The salesman then hung up on me and was "busy" when i tried to ring him back via their main phoneline. I finally got his manager on the phone and the manager confirmed that what i had experienced was "great customer care from his excellent salesman" and that i should have reserved the car without actually seeing it! The following day i got an email from the salesman describing how- and i quote "The Agnew Group is the largest prestige motor dealer in Northern Ireland with over 80 years of experience" and how they "pride" themselves on offering a "unique and memorable experience" to their customers! Oh its been memorable alright! Ive seen similar stories online about this place now that ive googled them. I wish i knew this before i wasted my time! I wonder does BMW know what these people are doing for their brand, id rather deal with a backyard Delboy, at least youd actually expect to be screwed over by him!

Recently picked up my new BMW from Bavarian and had incredible service from start to finish. Car is impeccable and loved the trip over from GB to Ireland - great road trip - recommended!

Purchased a new car today from Bavarian. Excellent from start to finish and can't recommend them highly enough. Matthew Montgomery was fantastic to deal with and very helpful. Will certainly purchase from them again.

Picked up my new X5M50D this afternoon absolutely over the moon with it just sheer perfection . This is my 4th new vehicle from Bravarian a 325i coupe, 335i coupe , X5 40D and now this new baby and to be honest their service is second to none first class just can't put into words how great a dealership they are . Would recommend them to anyone .

Picked up my new M5 from Bavarian at the end of February, I've since had a run in service at Bavarian also, the whole experience from start to finish has been fantastic, excellent customer service and the attention to detail is outstanding. I would like to make a special mention to David Lyttle who has such a passion for the vehicles he is selling. Thanks guys

Picked up my M3 last week, overall experience was fantastic. Paul Gillooly and Richard Kerr were excellent (putting up with all my OCD questions �). I travelled from N East England to pick up the car.

Would highly recommend them.

Left my partners 116d in for a service. They left me to work, gave me a coffee to go and picked me up again when the car was done. All in all a good experience will return.

Just purchased my first BMW (husband is on his 2nd), from Bavarian Belfast with the assistance of Sales Executive, Keith Neely!

So pleased with the car! The whole experience from start to finish was second to none! Professional, relaxed and very helpful from the test drive to the final deal being done! Keith is a real asset to the Bavarian team and would not hesitate in recommending him or the brand! First class!

I was invited to the launch of the new 5 series last night and I must say, what a great launch it was. Bavarian pulled out all the stops. Great night for a great car. I would like to give a special thank you to Mark Mills, who took his time showing my wife and I every detail in all the different 5 series models. Congratulations to you all and I can't wait to get back up and upgrade from my 4 series gran coupe, which I love.

I didnt buy my BMW from here i called looking for advise about my car and they welcomed me over to give my car a health check. From start to finnish the staff have been nothing but 1st class i love BMW and ill deffo be back for my next BMW here

I collected my new M4 from Bavarian BMW today and the whole experience from start to finish was exceptional. I have been dealing with Bavarian BMW for many years and their customer service and attention to detail continues to be outstanding. Special mention to Paul Gillooly, who handled the sale meticulously and has such a deep passion for the vehicles he is selling. It would be remiss of me not to mention Richard Kerr, Sales Manager who was attentive, knowledgeable and professional as always. I highly recommend this car dealership. The experience was fantastic. Thanks guys�

I bought my first ever BMW here in Bavarian 2 weeks ago. I must say everything was smooth and top of the range service. My sales rep Gary looked after me from start to finish and still even calls me to see how the car is going.

Delighted with my new BMW 118i m sport shadow edition. It's everything I hoped for and more. Special thanks to Matthew Montgomery who helped me pick the car that suited me best. His knowledge and customer service was top notch!

Brilliant experience with Bavarian BMW , third car I’ve bought from Chris Mellon . I would highly recommend Chris for both his professional and friendly manner.

Bought 520d M Sport from this company. As we live in Scotland, the deal was done by telephone. The sales executive (Stuart) was fantastic and was only too happy to take our calls and answer our queries. On the day of collection, we hoped to get the same ferry back to Cairnryan as we travelled over to Belfast on, saving us a 4 hour wait, and explained this to Stuart. On arrival at the showroom, the car was ready for immediate uplift and, forward thinking on Stuart's side, he even had the return route to the docks set in the navigation system. Needless to say, the car was exactly as we expected and, yes, we made our return ferry as we hoped. I highly recommend this company and their professional, helpful and efficient service is second to none - thank you Stuart & staff!

In dire need of an i-customer-friendly charging policy. Needed a quick top up in my i3 today while buying parts and was advised to go to a nearby retail park because the sales team were using the two charging bays for two hybrids, neither of which was charging. Appalling i- customer service i’m afraid.



Review changed from 1* to 4* on account of a fast and efficient response to my e-charging issue with the promise of staff training to prevent recurrence. Well done Bavarian �

Went in too look at a part exchange, got price and trade in value for my car. Spoke to finance and they gave me prices, which I asked to be emailed across to me. It's taken over a week and still nothing. I was even asked to check my spam folder, surprisingly no email. I question how much they want my part exchange. About 20k uplift in car value. I'll go elsewhere thanks

Disappointed! Took my car for a service last week and I'm not happy at all. Had a fault with my car since I purchased it and fault was never replaced. Once out of warranty, it needs replaced and at my cost. I obviously didn't complain enough!



Still waiting for the after service call I usually receive but that has disappeared.



Read other poor reviews and think I can relate to some of them also. Was booked in for a Data Update (never heard anyone else I know with a BMW having to get one) which I was told was a straight forward procedure and wouldn't take long. When arrived at Bavarian, they didn't know what I was talking about and needed it over night to carry out the full Data Update.



Due to change my car and thinking else where.

Awful experience. Took my car in Feb for service. Clock wasn't reset. Questioned it at time and was told smart servicing story. Back in last Wednesday for the service that wasn't needed that was flagging because the clock wasn't set right after the service in Feb. Also had a problem with power steering rack which they agreed to fix under warranty. Kept car wed and thurs to do the power steering work which was fine. Took it home Thursday to find clock had not been reset again! car was saying it needed serviced and all electronic settings and service history lost. In on Friday for another day. Picked up Friday to find steering wheel wasn't straight from the work on the power steering fix. Back in again on Monday and now finally fixed!! Worst experience ever with a car and definitely didn't expect this from a top garage like Bavarian. A lot of questions to be asked of the workmanship and quality assurance checks before sending cars out.



3 trips back and forth to Boucher and 4 days without my car is far from ideal!

Avoid this place if you dont want to be screwed over!!! I live a 3 hour drive away from Belfast so over a couple of days and several emails and phonecalls with a salesman (in the boucher road BMW Bavarian office) i negotiated buying a BMW they had on sale worth £10,000 (€11.5 k.) It was a rare model so after going through the spec and warranty details, i told them that if the car was as it seemed, id come and see it asap to buy it. I could have bought a similar car elsewhere for a better price but i thought that because they were an approved a BMW dealer they would have great customer care. We arranged a time that suited them - i took time off work and bought the sterling cash with my bank (as i live in southern ireland which uses euro currency) I also arranged a friend to come with me who was knowledgeble about cars. After 1 hour into my journey to Belfast, the salesman called and told me, opps sorry, they had just sold the car to some guy who walked into the office! No consolation offer to see if a similar car could be source from the network of bmw dealers across the uk- (even when i asked) Not even the curtosey to ring and give me the option to close the deal over the phone before they offered it to the randomer. The salesman then hung up on me and was "busy" when i tried to ring him back via their main phoneline. I finally got his manager on the phone and the manager confirmed that what i had experienced was "great customer care from his excellent salesman" and that i should have reserved the car without actually seeing it! The following day i got an email from the salesman describing how- and i quote "The Agnew Group is the largest prestige motor dealer in Northern Ireland with over 80 years of experience" and how they "pride" themselves on offering a "unique and memorable experience" to their customers! Oh its been memorable alright! Ive seen similar stories online about this place now that ive googled them. I wish i knew this before i wasted my time! I wonder does BMW know what these people are doing for their brand, id rather deal with a backyard Delboy, at least youd actually expect to be screwed over by him!

Recently picked up my new BMW from Bavarian and had incredible service from start to finish. Car is impeccable and loved the trip over from GB to Ireland - great road trip - recommended!

Purchased a new car today from Bavarian. Excellent from start to finish and can't recommend them highly enough. Matthew Montgomery was fantastic to deal with and very helpful. Will certainly purchase from them again.

Picked up my new X5M50D this afternoon absolutely over the moon with it just sheer perfection . This is my 4th new vehicle from Bravarian a 325i coupe, 335i coupe , X5 40D and now this new baby and to be honest their service is second to none first class just can't put into words how great a dealership they are . Would recommend them to anyone .

Picked up my new M5 from Bavarian at the end of February, I've since had a run in service at Bavarian also, the whole experience from start to finish has been fantastic, excellent customer service and the attention to detail is outstanding. I would like to make a special mention to David Lyttle who has such a passion for the vehicles he is selling. Thanks guys

Picked up my M3 last week, overall experience was fantastic. Paul Gillooly and Richard Kerr were excellent (putting up with all my OCD questions �). I travelled from N East England to pick up the car.

Would highly recommend them.

Left my partners 116d in for a service. They left me to work, gave me a coffee to go and picked me up again when the car was done. All in all a good experience will return.

Just purchased my first BMW (husband is on his 2nd), from Bavarian Belfast with the assistance of Sales Executive, Keith Neely!

So pleased with the car! The whole experience from start to finish was second to none! Professional, relaxed and very helpful from the test drive to the final deal being done! Keith is a real asset to the Bavarian team and would not hesitate in recommending him or the brand! First class!

I was invited to the launch of the new 5 series last night and I must say, what a great launch it was. Bavarian pulled out all the stops. Great night for a great car. I would like to give a special thank you to Mark Mills, who took his time showing my wife and I every detail in all the different 5 series models. Congratulations to you all and I can't wait to get back up and upgrade from my 4 series gran coupe, which I love.

I didnt buy my BMW from here i called looking for advise about my car and they welcomed me over to give my car a health check. From start to finnish the staff have been nothing but 1st class i love BMW and ill deffo be back for my next BMW here

I collected my new M4 from Bavarian BMW today and the whole experience from start to finish was exceptional. I have been dealing with Bavarian BMW for many years and their customer service and attention to detail continues to be outstanding. Special mention to Paul Gillooly, who handled the sale meticulously and has such a deep passion for the vehicles he is selling. It would be remiss of me not to mention Richard Kerr, Sales Manager who was attentive, knowledgeable and professional as always. I highly recommend this car dealership. The experience was fantastic. Thanks guys�

I bought my first ever BMW here in Bavarian 2 weeks ago. I must say everything was smooth and top of the range service. My sales rep Gary looked after me from start to finish and still even calls me to see how the car is going.

Delighted with my new BMW 118i m sport shadow edition. It's everything I hoped for and more. Special thanks to Matthew Montgomery who helped me pick the car that suited me best. His knowledge and customer service was top notch!

Brilliant experience with Bavarian BMW , third car I’ve bought from Chris Mellon . I would highly recommend Chris for both his professional and friendly manner.

Bought 520d M Sport from this company. As we live in Scotland, the deal was done by telephone. The sales executive (Stuart) was fantastic and was only too happy to take our calls and answer our queries. On the day of collection, we hoped to get the same ferry back to Cairnryan as we travelled over to Belfast on, saving us a 4 hour wait, and explained this to Stuart. On arrival at the showroom, the car was ready for immediate uplift and, forward thinking on Stuart's side, he even had the return route to the docks set in the navigation system. Needless to say, the car was exactly as we expected and, yes, we made our return ferry as we hoped. I highly recommend this company and their professional, helpful and efficient service is second to none - thank you Stuart & staff!

In dire need of an i-customer-friendly charging policy. Needed a quick top up in my i3 today while buying parts and was advised to go to a nearby retail park because the sales team were using the two charging bays for two hybrids, neither of which was charging. Appalling i- customer service i’m afraid.



Review changed from 1* to 4* on account of a fast and efficient response to my e-charging issue with the promise of staff training to prevent recurrence. Well done Bavarian �

Went in too look at a part exchange, got price and trade in value for my car. Spoke to finance and they gave me prices, which I asked to be emailed across to me. It's taken over a week and still nothing. I was even asked to check my spam folder, surprisingly no email. I question how much they want my part exchange. About 20k uplift in car value. I'll go elsewhere thanks

Disappointed! Took my car for a service last week and I'm not happy at all. Had a fault with my car since I purchased it and fault was never replaced. Once out of warranty, it needs replaced and at my cost. I obviously didn't complain enough!



Still waiting for the after service call I usually receive but that has disappeared.



Read other poor reviews and think I can relate to some of them also. Was booked in for a Data Update (never heard anyone else I know with a BMW having to get one) which I was told was a straight forward procedure and wouldn't take long. When arrived at Bavarian, they didn't know what I was talking about and needed it over night to carry out the full Data Update.



Due to change my car and thinking else where.

Awful experience. Took my car in Feb for service. Clock wasn't reset. Questioned it at time and was told smart servicing story. Back in last Wednesday for the service that wasn't needed that was flagging because the clock wasn't set right after the service in Feb. Also had a problem with power steering rack which they agreed to fix under warranty. Kept car wed and thurs to do the power steering work which was fine. Took it home Thursday to find clock had not been reset again! car was saying it needed serviced and all electronic settings and service history lost. In on Friday for another day. Picked up Friday to find steering wheel wasn't straight from the work on the power steering fix. Back in again on Monday and now finally fixed!! Worst experience ever with a car and definitely didn't expect this from a top garage like Bavarian. A lot of questions to be asked of the workmanship and quality assurance checks before sending cars out.



3 trips back and forth to Boucher and 4 days without my car is far from ideal!

Avoid this place if you dont want to be screwed over!!! I live a 3 hour drive away from Belfast so over a couple of days and several emails and phonecalls with a salesman (in the boucher road BMW Bavarian office) i negotiated buying a BMW they had on sale worth £10,000 (€11.5 k.) It was a rare model so after going through the spec and warranty details, i told them that if the car was as it seemed, id come and see it asap to buy it. I could have bought a similar car elsewhere for a better price but i thought that because they were an approved a BMW dealer they would have great customer care. We arranged a time that suited them - i took time off work and bought the sterling cash with my bank (as i live in southern ireland which uses euro currency) I also arranged a friend to come with me who was knowledgeble about cars. After 1 hour into my journey to Belfast, the salesman called and told me, opps sorry, they had just sold the car to some guy who walked into the office! No consolation offer to see if a similar car could be source from the network of bmw dealers across the uk- (even when i asked) Not even the curtosey to ring and give me the option to close the deal over the phone before they offered it to the randomer. The salesman then hung up on me and was "busy" when i tried to ring him back via their main phoneline. I finally got his manager on the phone and the manager confirmed that what i had experienced was "great customer care from his excellent salesman" and that i should have reserved the car without actually seeing it! The following day i got an email from the salesman describing how- and i quote "The Agnew Group is the largest prestige motor dealer in Northern Ireland with over 80 years of experience" and how they "pride" themselves on offering a "unique and memorable experience" to their customers! Oh its been memorable alright! Ive seen similar stories online about this place now that ive googled them. I wish i knew this before i wasted my time! I wonder does BMW know what these people are doing for their brand, id rather deal with a backyard Delboy, at least youd actually expect to be screwed over by him!