Mccooeys Newry

Kinda want these lads to do a live set in McCooeys some Friday night!

Did you know we have a Happy Hour each weekday from 12-1pm? Six tasty dishes, only a FIVER each.
💜 Soup & Choice of Thick Cut Sandwich 💜 Grilled Falafel & Red Pepper Hummus Wrap (v) 💜 McCooeys Breakfast Burrito ... 💜 Sausage, Mash & Gravy 💜 Chicken Caesar Salad 💜 Chicken Waffle Melt
This week we're adding TWO specials into the mix as well!
😍 Goats Cheese & Spinach Omelette 😍 Spicy Chicken Tiger Melt with Chips
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Something a wee bit different tonight! These Crispy Chicken Wings with homemade Buffalo sauce helped Sainsbury's celebrate 20 years at The Quays. If you are planning a down-to-earth function and want options / prices, DM us for more info 🧐

No more 7am takeaway coffees for me now 😩😩😩 #caughtlovely

So the NI Business Awards have arrived and we're in for Best Creative Business. Should be a laugh if nothing else. To see all the backstage celeb stalking, check out our Instagram story!

You’ll do f**king nothing.

With the arrival of Storm Ali in the next twelve hours, please be advised that we will be implementing emergency safety policy with regards to our outdoor seating. Can all customers therefore bring standard cigarettes tomorrow, and not rollies - the risk of eye injury and tobacco/Rizla waste is simply too high.
Thank you for your cooperation

Ladies! Frocking Fabulous is back - this time it's in The Bank on Saturday 27th October. Check out this amazing competition to kick-start the countdown 💁

Best of luck to Brendan on this exciting new venture! I know where we'll be getting the whiskey for our Winter Porridge Bowl now 👊🏻

Full Monty in Aid of Orchid Fighting Male Cancer

LIVE tomorrow night at Newry INF...
🍆 Live Music 🍆 Burlesque Belles 🍆 Five of Newry’s Finest laying it all out for your viewing pleasure ... 🍆 Massive raffle & DJ til late
I’ll be there too, talking shite between acts and getting a ringside (eeeeeew) seat for The Full Monty in aid of Orchid - Fighting Male Cancer. It’s a tenner in and the show starts at 9pm. It’s going to be a brilliant night for an awesome charity 💪🏼
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I beg your pardon?

Deliciously Unusual Plates
At McCooeys 😘

Just want to welcome onboard our new Gastronomy Consultant Kay, who will be bringing a host of new ideas to our menu! #excited

It was around this time of day I heard the news on 2FM that there had been an incident at the World Trade Centre. I was in a café opposite Buttercrane, getting a chicken & stuffing sandwich, before going to buy stuff for the trip to university on the 16th. I don't think anyone listening understood the gravity of what was happening til we got to a TV.
Where were you when you heard about the attack on the Twin Towers?

Good grief!

Breaking News: Local Café owner left stunned as traditionalist customers opt for ‘Same Oul Shite’ instead of Today’s Specials.
Cullyhanna Native, Fidelma Taepot, gave her feedback to us - “What in the name of Christ is a sweet potato? The gays have ruined everything”.

Tasty Kids Meals served Daily from Midday
🌈 Chicken Goujons & Peas 🌈 Fish Fingers & Beans 🌈 Spaghetti Bolognese ... 🌈 Butchers Sausage Hot Dog 🌈 Wee Soup & Half Sandwich 🌈 Mini Cheese & Ham Pizza
Choice of Side: Mash, Chips or Tossed Salad
All Kids Meals come with a Fruit Shoot or wee bottle of milk!
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We were here this morning, we ordered two 'the works' breakfasts, I would say the best full breakfast we have had. Cooked to perfection, fantastic sausages and a great cup of coffee. Lovely atmosphere and staff seemed cool out, attentive and a friendly will definitely be back �

Was in with my mum and friends,had the healthy breakfast and they had the fry"s..was delicious also great cuppa tea,defo be bk thanks.�

Was here today with our fiends from Newcastle upon Tyne and it was beautiful can't wait to go back .food and staff are awesome x

Warm, friendly atmosphere with polite and courteous staff... I ordered the McCooeys fry but as i don't like black pudding they as what would I like in its place(very accommodating). Will defo return on our next visit.

Top notch bitta grub today. Staff were lovely and friendly which only enhanced the whole thing. My mum was still raving about the soup a solid 5 hours later. I think her and my da will be frequent tortures going forward... sorry I mean regulars. (Glad the brontosaurus found a fun new home, he seems to be in good hands)

Took 3 kids in for afternoon picnic... Had a voucher and messaged before hand to check if ok to use it.. not a problem. One of the children were vegetarian and again this was no prob. Food was delicious and was made to feel so welcome. Will most definitely will be back. Thank you �

My daughter and i went for bite to eat really wanted to see the snapchatter herself all be told. Lucky ducks us she was there. Got great breakfast lovely sausages and all yummy on plate .great big pot of tae ..should took pics of tae pot .massive ..great craic service great .we will be back back back ..thank you all girls ��

My dad and I had breakfast here this morning. I’d heard so much about the place I couldn’t wait to try it! It was class! Food was brilliant (nice having a slice of toast with the fry) and the staff were very friendly. Really enjoyed it - we will be back �

Me and my wife finally had lunch in here today. From frank until now I have been meaning to go! It was everything I thought it might be. From we walked in through the door we felt welcome and relaxed. The staff are down to earth and themselves (no fakeness)! The food was equally as good will defo be back very soon. Keep up the good work �

Love this cafe and their coffee is so good! Staff are very friendly and chatty :)

If you just follow their rules (it's on their wall somewhere) you'll be just fine!

I come here quite often.. The food is lovely and the staff couldn't be more helpful. By far one of my favourite wee cafes

Had afternoon picnic for my mums birthday today every bit of it was delicious!! 1st class service from we arrived untill we left! Highly recommended we will defo be back for another visit!

Great wee fry and loved the pot of tea lots of places give u wee tiny pot of tea these guys know how to give u a decent pot of tea

First time here and we will be back. Staff can’t do enough for you. Decor fab and quirky. Lovely atmosphere. Only had a coffee and tea with a pastry but will definitely return for a bite to eat. The coffee is one of the best in town.

Only criticism would be the early closing. Please open later so that I can visit more often. An extra hour would be perfect 😬

Fantastic food with fantastic friends and excellent service, thanks for the cup Phil is having his cup of Tay (tea) lol back in Newcastle upon Tyne xxxx

Excellent food, friendly and courteous staff and a great atmosphere. Always a delightful experience to eat here!

Been in a few times now food is always top notch and service is fab. So much time for customers and their kids too. Def be back

As usual sandwiches were fab! You were right there is some eating in your sandwiches! Not a crust left after the party. Thanks again!

Always fun with the boss around. Good food,good craic...good combination. Always made to feel welcome.😀

We were here this morning, we ordered two 'the works' breakfasts, I would say the best full breakfast we have had. Cooked to perfection, fantastic sausages and a great cup of coffee. Lovely atmosphere and staff seemed cool out, attentive and a friendly will definitely be back �

Was in with my mum and friends,had the healthy breakfast and they had the fry"s..was delicious also great cuppa tea,defo be bk thanks.�

Was here today with our fiends from Newcastle upon Tyne and it was beautiful can't wait to go back .food and staff are awesome x

Warm, friendly atmosphere with polite and courteous staff... I ordered the McCooeys fry but as i don't like black pudding they as what would I like in its place(very accommodating). Will defo return on our next visit.

Top notch bitta grub today. Staff were lovely and friendly which only enhanced the whole thing. My mum was still raving about the soup a solid 5 hours later. I think her and my da will be frequent tortures going forward... sorry I mean regulars. (Glad the brontosaurus found a fun new home, he seems to be in good hands)

Took 3 kids in for afternoon picnic... Had a voucher and messaged before hand to check if ok to use it.. not a problem. One of the children were vegetarian and again this was no prob. Food was delicious and was made to feel so welcome. Will most definitely will be back. Thank you �

My daughter and i went for bite to eat really wanted to see the snapchatter herself all be told. Lucky ducks us she was there. Got great breakfast lovely sausages and all yummy on plate .great big pot of tae ..should took pics of tae pot .massive ..great craic service great .we will be back back back ..thank you all girls ��

My dad and I had breakfast here this morning. I’d heard so much about the place I couldn’t wait to try it! It was class! Food was brilliant (nice having a slice of toast with the fry) and the staff were very friendly. Really enjoyed it - we will be back �

Me and my wife finally had lunch in here today. From frank until now I have been meaning to go! It was everything I thought it might be. From we walked in through the door we felt welcome and relaxed. The staff are down to earth and themselves (no fakeness)! The food was equally as good will defo be back very soon. Keep up the good work �

Love this cafe and their coffee is so good! Staff are very friendly and chatty :)

If you just follow their rules (it's on their wall somewhere) you'll be just fine!

I come here quite often.. The food is lovely and the staff couldn't be more helpful. By far one of my favourite wee cafes

Had afternoon picnic for my mums birthday today every bit of it was delicious!! 1st class service from we arrived untill we left! Highly recommended we will defo be back for another visit!

Great wee fry and loved the pot of tea lots of places give u wee tiny pot of tea these guys know how to give u a decent pot of tea

First time here and we will be back. Staff can’t do enough for you. Decor fab and quirky. Lovely atmosphere. Only had a coffee and tea with a pastry but will definitely return for a bite to eat. The coffee is one of the best in town.

Only criticism would be the early closing. Please open later so that I can visit more often. An extra hour would be perfect 😬

Fantastic food with fantastic friends and excellent service, thanks for the cup Phil is having his cup of Tay (tea) lol back in Newcastle upon Tyne xxxx

Excellent food, friendly and courteous staff and a great atmosphere. Always a delightful experience to eat here!

Been in a few times now food is always top notch and service is fab. So much time for customers and their kids too. Def be back

As usual sandwiches were fab! You were right there is some eating in your sandwiches! Not a crust left after the party. Thanks again!

Always fun with the boss around. Good food,good craic...good combination. Always made to feel welcome.😀

We were here this morning, we ordered two 'the works' breakfasts, I would say the best full breakfast we have had. Cooked to perfection, fantastic sausages and a great cup of coffee. Lovely atmosphere and staff seemed cool out, attentive and a friendly will definitely be back �

Was in with my mum and friends,had the healthy breakfast and they had the fry"s..was delicious also great cuppa tea,defo be bk thanks.�

Was here today with our fiends from Newcastle upon Tyne and it was beautiful can't wait to go back .food and staff are awesome x

Warm, friendly atmosphere with polite and courteous staff... I ordered the McCooeys fry but as i don't like black pudding they as what would I like in its place(very accommodating). Will defo return on our next visit.

Top notch bitta grub today. Staff were lovely and friendly which only enhanced the whole thing. My mum was still raving about the soup a solid 5 hours later. I think her and my da will be frequent tortures going forward... sorry I mean regulars. (Glad the brontosaurus found a fun new home, he seems to be in good hands)

Took 3 kids in for afternoon picnic... Had a voucher and messaged before hand to check if ok to use it.. not a problem. One of the children were vegetarian and again this was no prob. Food was delicious and was made to feel so welcome. Will most definitely will be back. Thank you �

My daughter and i went for bite to eat really wanted to see the snapchatter herself all be told. Lucky ducks us she was there. Got great breakfast lovely sausages and all yummy on plate .great big pot of tae ..should took pics of tae pot .massive ..great craic service great .we will be back back back ..thank you all girls ��

My dad and I had breakfast here this morning. I’d heard so much about the place I couldn’t wait to try it! It was class! Food was brilliant (nice having a slice of toast with the fry) and the staff were very friendly. Really enjoyed it - we will be back �

Me and my wife finally had lunch in here today. From frank until now I have been meaning to go! It was everything I thought it might be. From we walked in through the door we felt welcome and relaxed. The staff are down to earth and themselves (no fakeness)! The food was equally as good will defo be back very soon. Keep up the good work �

Love this cafe and their coffee is so good! Staff are very friendly and chatty :)

If you just follow their rules (it's on their wall somewhere) you'll be just fine!

I come here quite often.. The food is lovely and the staff couldn't be more helpful. By far one of my favourite wee cafes

Had afternoon picnic for my mums birthday today every bit of it was delicious!! 1st class service from we arrived untill we left! Highly recommended we will defo be back for another visit!

Great wee fry and loved the pot of tea lots of places give u wee tiny pot of tea these guys know how to give u a decent pot of tea

First time here and we will be back. Staff can’t do enough for you. Decor fab and quirky. Lovely atmosphere. Only had a coffee and tea with a pastry but will definitely return for a bite to eat. The coffee is one of the best in town.

Only criticism would be the early closing. Please open later so that I can visit more often. An extra hour would be perfect 😬

Fantastic food with fantastic friends and excellent service, thanks for the cup Phil is having his cup of Tay (tea) lol back in Newcastle upon Tyne xxxx

Excellent food, friendly and courteous staff and a great atmosphere. Always a delightful experience to eat here!

Been in a few times now food is always top notch and service is fab. So much time for customers and their kids too. Def be back

As usual sandwiches were fab! You were right there is some eating in your sandwiches! Not a crust left after the party. Thanks again!

Always fun with the boss around. Good food,good craic...good combination. Always made to feel welcome.😀