Abbey Take Away

No option to give minus stars .. disgusting .. asked for fish and chips and fish and mushy peas soggy batter and raw fish .. straight in the bin .. yak ..never again

Ok ... now...

Question 1. has anyone ever heard of something called "King Ribs"? Well...they aren't actually ribs at all they're battered, deep fried and burnt around the edges (not even our dog ate them)
Question 2. Does anyone like there fish and chips cooked in cheap oil? (I.e like you may find on Blackpool or Bognor Regis Seafront?)
Question 3. Does anyone like their fish and chips served in polystyrene containers so that when you get it home it's all soggy and it's hard to tell where the fish ends and the chips begin?
Question 4. Has anyone ever seen the old Nestle Dimebar advert with Harry Enfield and co? (Check it out on YouTube)

Seriously, I don't like being negative, we were looking for a good fish and chip shop in Scottish Borders and we're now left praying that this is not the ultimate measure of Scottish Fish and chips. Angry is not a severe enough word we would use to describe how we are feeling right now. Cannot NOT recommend this place enough...unless you are going to strangle your family as a result of absolute starvation then I would strongly advise you to avoid this place like the bubonic plague!

Great haggis, thank you Ralf for the nice Holiday and the meeting in the canon ... ;-)

Dreadful food, horrendous customer service.
Garlic mayo so out of date it had the consistancy of pease pudding, and was yellow. When asking why, they said it was the type of mayo used. Chips were so under cooked they were nearly white....and drenched in grease. Awful.

Awful. Greasy, undercooked chips and the garlic mayo had the consistency of butter (so greasy even the sauce wouldn't stick to the chips).
Never have I felt the need to complain at a restaurant/takeaway but for this it was necessary. Even when complaining the customer service was abysmal; with poor excuses rather than looking to deal with the complaint.
The food went in the bin it was that bad. Certainly won't be visiting again!