Absurd Bird Glasgow

On Wednesdays Wings are Mandatory, Mac & Cheese is Optional😜Bottomless Wings tonight £12 all-you-can-eat Wings & Fries book online🤤#WingWednesday

A bangin' burger is always a good idea😍get your 20% OFF voucher for #NationalBurgerDay this Thursday at nationalburgerday.co.uk/restaurants

Drizzle ready🤤😍what you pouring tho... Absurd Gravy or Maple Syrup? 50% OFF Food today when you book a table online #MondayMadness

How every weekend should start🎉🍗 Absurd Wing Challenge underway right now! He's looking confident but will he make it onto the leader board? #FridayFeeling

Acoustic Vibes Tonight from 8pm with All Cocktails for £5.95 🍸🎉#FridayFeeling

Congrats to everyone who got their Highers results last week🤓💯FREE Tenders* waiting for you today & tomorrow & Happy Hour Cocktails all day (T&Cs: bring you results paper/ID, 1 portion and dip per person/any drink must be purchased to claim the offer)

One of Glasgows top drag queens rocks up at Absurd Bird to preform skits from our favourite pop queens such as Dolly Parton, Kylie Minogue and many more

It's nearly that time... Bottomless Wing Night tonight, bookings only💯Comment how many Wings you could eat in one sitting?😜🍗 #WingWednesday

1 Day to go til' Bottomless Wing Night, online bookings only💯🍗for the chance to WIN all-you-can-eat Wings for 2 head over to Girl vs Food Latest IG post at https://bit.ly/2MoYCr3 competition end tomorrow, Good Luck😜

No Monday Blues around here, Tenders for Lunch😜💯🍗50% OFF Your Food Bill when you book today #MondayMadness

#FridayGiveaway...because it's nearly the weekend🥂LIKE, TAG who you'd love to share these Cocktails with & SHARE for the chance to WIN a Cocktail Date for 2! Join us for £5.95 Cocktails all weekend & Live Music from 8pm #FridayFeeling (Winner will be announced Monday, good luck🍸)

Which Absurd Shake you trying first? This ones Dollys Donut with AB Strawberry shake, topped with whipped cream, a big donut, jammie dodger & squirts of strawberry sauce😍 Check out the NEW menu here https://www.absurdbird.com/locations/menu s/83CtlmB8Ew.pdf

Lunch Game Strong💯... Loaded Tenders for Lunch, which one you having; Sour Cream, Jalapeños and Guacamole OR Cheesy Sauce with a Crispy Crumb?

In work, just dreaming of the moment🤤...when your wings arrive at the table on Bottomless Wing Night😆🍗limited tables left for Wednesday book it up online absurdbird.com/locations/glasgow1

Sugar how you get so fly? 😍 Absurd Shakes have officially landed...#HappyMonday

HUGH KEARNS performing live! A colourful lyricist and expert harmonica neck-brace playing songs from the like of Johnny Cash, Hank Williams & The Rolling Stones.

with Graeme J Kerr Music Solo Acoustic Performer from Paisley using live loops and beat boxing to create a unique sound.

Back by popular demand! Sara N Junbug, Absurd Bird Favourites return for some top pop acoustic covers

What can I say..........Finger licking good food with a brilliant selection of cocktails and craft beers. Everything you could want for a great night out with friends. I’d highly recommend trying the irn-bru wings. �����. This place is something new and exciting for Glasgow a definite must try for your next meal out.

What a quirky place! Great food, lovely staff and just something a bit Different. Definitely recommend the cheese fondue, deep-fried baby bell is a game changer !

We were invited tonight for the pre opening night. What a fantastic menu, fantastic staff and all out great atmosphere. I will definitely be back soon. Keep up the good work guys. Here's to many visits.

Was in tonight with my partner for dinner and cocktails, staff were friendly and very welcoming explain how everything works. we had a sharing platter, side of mac n cheese and sweet potatoes for our meals which was nice to be able to try a bit of everything we had desserts which were the peanut cheesecake and waffles which were light and soft to finish off after a lovely meal we both had to cocktails Aswell which were done perfect. everything was outsanding and to top it off they had a lovely gentleman called graeme for live singing which gave the place that extra country vibe to it. looking forward to coming again.

Visited tonight with my husband. The decor and feel to the place was awesome, food was great and very quickly served. The portions were bigger than anticipated but really delicious. Our waitress (Lisa) was very friendly and chatty, lovely girl. Would happily go back again :-)

Really enjoyed a meal here today at lunchtime. Something for everyone, lots of interesting combos. One member of the group has a small appetite and was relieved there were a number of smaller things she could try. Another is super fussy about everything but found something he enjoyed. Staff were friendly and efficient. All in all I would definitely recommend!

Phenomenal! Food exceptional ! Cocktails amazing! Service first class! Would highly recommend this place and will definitely be coming back. Chicken and waffles do go together and the Negronis were delicious �

Nashville Xtreme hot burger was insanely tasty, the chicken was absolute quality and cooked to perfection but what surprised me was how quick the food arrived, I was only waiting about 5-10 minutes. The staff are really friendly and make you feel welcoming as soon as you walk in the door. I think I know where i'm going to have lunch from now on!

It’s chicken. It’s good. It’s reasonably priced. I’ll be back. Don’t want to say too much more or it’ll be too busy next time I go at lunch!

Had the pleasure of being invited to the pre opening night!!! What a brilliant night we had!! Took kids along too & they loved it!! Staff super friendly, food is stunning & cocktails are to die for!!! Place looks amazing!! Great music too...will definitely be back ���

Had a delicious meal with friends here last night and plenty of cocktails also! Who knew chicken on waffles goes so well. Lisa our waitress was so friendly and was nice that she had time to chat and have a laugh with our table! Will defo be back for more.

Great place, food was delish and the service was spot on. Highly recommend a visit. Very refreshing.

Fantastic service and food, would highly recommend the buffalo chicken wings! Can’t think of better wings.

Enjoyed the vibe of this new venue. The staff were lovely and helpful with the drinks and food menu. Went for the waffles and chicken with gravy. Generous portion and it tasted great. Thanks to the Absurd team.

Been waiting for this and it didn’t disappoint. Fried chicken was amazing and top service from our server Lisa. Can’t wait to come back.

Absolutely fantastic meal today! Staff were brilliant, attentive and really knew the menu for recommendations. Cocktails were awesome and can 100% guarantee we’ll be back! There are photos of the spicy corn dip bowl being licked clean it was so good, but not able to add to post! Well done!

‪REVISITED 27th August



Decided to try again after a bad first visit following an invite from Chris, what a difference, food, service and atmosphere was great, live music was two that normally busk in glasgow, brilliant, so glad we gave it another chance‬, thanks again�







ORIGINAL REVIEW



We were so looking forward to this opening, have been to london AB a few times and it’s great, not here unfortunately, service was slow, staff eating behind the bar, was told nothing available with gin???? complained that the mash and fries were tasteless, got the bill and both were still on it, really let down.



We had chicken tenders to share to start, the lady said as they were very small she gave us more than six, as they were so small they were dry, the gravy dip had a nice taste but was so thin nothing stuck to the tender, the honey mayo dip was nice though



We had two chicken burgers with mash and fries, the actual taste of the burger was nice but at £8.50 it needs to be a better portion, was thin



The mash was tasteless and the fries were also tasteless



We have the waitress the chance to resolve when she asked if everything was ok and we said they were tasteless and she said hanks for the feedback



When we received the bill both were still on it



Real shame, looks like we will need to go back to bucks bar and meatbar

We decided to try AB for lunch after hearing a bit about it from various sources. We were quickly shown to a table and our drinks and food order taken. My partner order a large coke but it came as a small. Not a major issue so let it go. We then waited ages for our food - even the lady on the next table to us said it shouldn't be taking so long! We were eventually told the chicken had been made with gravy despite us specifically requesting "No gravy"!!

When the food arrived I was more than happy with mine - chicken crunchy soul bowl. It was delicious! My partner's long awaited half chicken was however a bit dry. (Maybe it needed gravy)�

We asked for the bill and again this took a bit of time to come and when it did we were charged for the large coke that wasn't very large! I understand it's a new restaurant and teething problems are expected so would maybe wait a while before returning. Waitress was friendly though so top marks to her�

The vibe and decor of the place is definitely a 5 out of 5.



The food is average at best - the chicken on the waffles was great, the cheese sauce was delicious but the waffles themselves were soggy (the only part of the meal I left most of).



My friend got “pulled chicken” but it was more like lumps of chicken in a runny gravy, and not enough to fill the roll it came with.



We got a side of onion rings, they were not the best but not the worst, however were cold.



They have only just opened and didn’t have an alcohol license but the manager called ahead to let us know so no issue there but maybe like other places they could offer BYOB in the interim?



Other than the blonde girl on the door (I assume the manager) the staff seemed a bit all over the place but again assume they were just getting used to the place. Asked for the bill three times before we got it, again, not a massive issue.



We went on an itison voucher which was the only saving grace as I don’t think I would pay full price for what we got.



Would I go back? Maybe once it’s got itself together.

What can I say..........Finger licking good food with a brilliant selection of cocktails and craft beers. Everything you could want for a great night out with friends. I’d highly recommend trying the irn-bru wings. �����. This place is something new and exciting for Glasgow a definite must try for your next meal out.

What a quirky place! Great food, lovely staff and just something a bit Different. Definitely recommend the cheese fondue, deep-fried baby bell is a game changer !

We were invited tonight for the pre opening night. What a fantastic menu, fantastic staff and all out great atmosphere. I will definitely be back soon. Keep up the good work guys. Here's to many visits.

Was in tonight with my partner for dinner and cocktails, staff were friendly and very welcoming explain how everything works. we had a sharing platter, side of mac n cheese and sweet potatoes for our meals which was nice to be able to try a bit of everything we had desserts which were the peanut cheesecake and waffles which were light and soft to finish off after a lovely meal we both had to cocktails Aswell which were done perfect. everything was outsanding and to top it off they had a lovely gentleman called graeme for live singing which gave the place that extra country vibe to it. looking forward to coming again.

Visited tonight with my husband. The decor and feel to the place was awesome, food was great and very quickly served. The portions were bigger than anticipated but really delicious. Our waitress (Lisa) was very friendly and chatty, lovely girl. Would happily go back again :-)

Really enjoyed a meal here today at lunchtime. Something for everyone, lots of interesting combos. One member of the group has a small appetite and was relieved there were a number of smaller things she could try. Another is super fussy about everything but found something he enjoyed. Staff were friendly and efficient. All in all I would definitely recommend!

Phenomenal! Food exceptional ! Cocktails amazing! Service first class! Would highly recommend this place and will definitely be coming back. Chicken and waffles do go together and the Negronis were delicious �

Nashville Xtreme hot burger was insanely tasty, the chicken was absolute quality and cooked to perfection but what surprised me was how quick the food arrived, I was only waiting about 5-10 minutes. The staff are really friendly and make you feel welcoming as soon as you walk in the door. I think I know where i'm going to have lunch from now on!

It’s chicken. It’s good. It’s reasonably priced. I’ll be back. Don’t want to say too much more or it’ll be too busy next time I go at lunch!

Had the pleasure of being invited to the pre opening night!!! What a brilliant night we had!! Took kids along too & they loved it!! Staff super friendly, food is stunning & cocktails are to die for!!! Place looks amazing!! Great music too...will definitely be back ���

Had a delicious meal with friends here last night and plenty of cocktails also! Who knew chicken on waffles goes so well. Lisa our waitress was so friendly and was nice that she had time to chat and have a laugh with our table! Will defo be back for more.

Great place, food was delish and the service was spot on. Highly recommend a visit. Very refreshing.

Fantastic service and food, would highly recommend the buffalo chicken wings! Can’t think of better wings.

Enjoyed the vibe of this new venue. The staff were lovely and helpful with the drinks and food menu. Went for the waffles and chicken with gravy. Generous portion and it tasted great. Thanks to the Absurd team.

Been waiting for this and it didn’t disappoint. Fried chicken was amazing and top service from our server Lisa. Can’t wait to come back.

Absolutely fantastic meal today! Staff were brilliant, attentive and really knew the menu for recommendations. Cocktails were awesome and can 100% guarantee we’ll be back! There are photos of the spicy corn dip bowl being licked clean it was so good, but not able to add to post! Well done!

‪REVISITED 27th August



Decided to try again after a bad first visit following an invite from Chris, what a difference, food, service and atmosphere was great, live music was two that normally busk in glasgow, brilliant, so glad we gave it another chance‬, thanks again�







ORIGINAL REVIEW



We were so looking forward to this opening, have been to london AB a few times and it’s great, not here unfortunately, service was slow, staff eating behind the bar, was told nothing available with gin???? complained that the mash and fries were tasteless, got the bill and both were still on it, really let down.



We had chicken tenders to share to start, the lady said as they were very small she gave us more than six, as they were so small they were dry, the gravy dip had a nice taste but was so thin nothing stuck to the tender, the honey mayo dip was nice though



We had two chicken burgers with mash and fries, the actual taste of the burger was nice but at £8.50 it needs to be a better portion, was thin



The mash was tasteless and the fries were also tasteless



We have the waitress the chance to resolve when she asked if everything was ok and we said they were tasteless and she said hanks for the feedback



When we received the bill both were still on it



Real shame, looks like we will need to go back to bucks bar and meatbar

We decided to try AB for lunch after hearing a bit about it from various sources. We were quickly shown to a table and our drinks and food order taken. My partner order a large coke but it came as a small. Not a major issue so let it go. We then waited ages for our food - even the lady on the next table to us said it shouldn't be taking so long! We were eventually told the chicken had been made with gravy despite us specifically requesting "No gravy"!!

When the food arrived I was more than happy with mine - chicken crunchy soul bowl. It was delicious! My partner's long awaited half chicken was however a bit dry. (Maybe it needed gravy)�

We asked for the bill and again this took a bit of time to come and when it did we were charged for the large coke that wasn't very large! I understand it's a new restaurant and teething problems are expected so would maybe wait a while before returning. Waitress was friendly though so top marks to her�

The vibe and decor of the place is definitely a 5 out of 5.



The food is average at best - the chicken on the waffles was great, the cheese sauce was delicious but the waffles themselves were soggy (the only part of the meal I left most of).



My friend got “pulled chicken” but it was more like lumps of chicken in a runny gravy, and not enough to fill the roll it came with.



We got a side of onion rings, they were not the best but not the worst, however were cold.



They have only just opened and didn’t have an alcohol license but the manager called ahead to let us know so no issue there but maybe like other places they could offer BYOB in the interim?



Other than the blonde girl on the door (I assume the manager) the staff seemed a bit all over the place but again assume they were just getting used to the place. Asked for the bill three times before we got it, again, not a massive issue.



We went on an itison voucher which was the only saving grace as I don’t think I would pay full price for what we got.



Would I go back? Maybe once it’s got itself together.

What can I say..........Finger licking good food with a brilliant selection of cocktails and craft beers. Everything you could want for a great night out with friends. I’d highly recommend trying the irn-bru wings. �����. This place is something new and exciting for Glasgow a definite must try for your next meal out.

What a quirky place! Great food, lovely staff and just something a bit Different. Definitely recommend the cheese fondue, deep-fried baby bell is a game changer !

We were invited tonight for the pre opening night. What a fantastic menu, fantastic staff and all out great atmosphere. I will definitely be back soon. Keep up the good work guys. Here's to many visits.

Was in tonight with my partner for dinner and cocktails, staff were friendly and very welcoming explain how everything works. we had a sharing platter, side of mac n cheese and sweet potatoes for our meals which was nice to be able to try a bit of everything we had desserts which were the peanut cheesecake and waffles which were light and soft to finish off after a lovely meal we both had to cocktails Aswell which were done perfect. everything was outsanding and to top it off they had a lovely gentleman called graeme for live singing which gave the place that extra country vibe to it. looking forward to coming again.

Visited tonight with my husband. The decor and feel to the place was awesome, food was great and very quickly served. The portions were bigger than anticipated but really delicious. Our waitress (Lisa) was very friendly and chatty, lovely girl. Would happily go back again :-)

Really enjoyed a meal here today at lunchtime. Something for everyone, lots of interesting combos. One member of the group has a small appetite and was relieved there were a number of smaller things she could try. Another is super fussy about everything but found something he enjoyed. Staff were friendly and efficient. All in all I would definitely recommend!

Phenomenal! Food exceptional ! Cocktails amazing! Service first class! Would highly recommend this place and will definitely be coming back. Chicken and waffles do go together and the Negronis were delicious �

Nashville Xtreme hot burger was insanely tasty, the chicken was absolute quality and cooked to perfection but what surprised me was how quick the food arrived, I was only waiting about 5-10 minutes. The staff are really friendly and make you feel welcoming as soon as you walk in the door. I think I know where i'm going to have lunch from now on!

It’s chicken. It’s good. It’s reasonably priced. I’ll be back. Don’t want to say too much more or it’ll be too busy next time I go at lunch!

Had the pleasure of being invited to the pre opening night!!! What a brilliant night we had!! Took kids along too & they loved it!! Staff super friendly, food is stunning & cocktails are to die for!!! Place looks amazing!! Great music too...will definitely be back ���

Had a delicious meal with friends here last night and plenty of cocktails also! Who knew chicken on waffles goes so well. Lisa our waitress was so friendly and was nice that she had time to chat and have a laugh with our table! Will defo be back for more.

Great place, food was delish and the service was spot on. Highly recommend a visit. Very refreshing.

Fantastic service and food, would highly recommend the buffalo chicken wings! Can’t think of better wings.

Enjoyed the vibe of this new venue. The staff were lovely and helpful with the drinks and food menu. Went for the waffles and chicken with gravy. Generous portion and it tasted great. Thanks to the Absurd team.

Been waiting for this and it didn’t disappoint. Fried chicken was amazing and top service from our server Lisa. Can’t wait to come back.

Absolutely fantastic meal today! Staff were brilliant, attentive and really knew the menu for recommendations. Cocktails were awesome and can 100% guarantee we’ll be back! There are photos of the spicy corn dip bowl being licked clean it was so good, but not able to add to post! Well done!

‪REVISITED 27th August



Decided to try again after a bad first visit following an invite from Chris, what a difference, food, service and atmosphere was great, live music was two that normally busk in glasgow, brilliant, so glad we gave it another chance‬, thanks again�







ORIGINAL REVIEW



We were so looking forward to this opening, have been to london AB a few times and it’s great, not here unfortunately, service was slow, staff eating behind the bar, was told nothing available with gin???? complained that the mash and fries were tasteless, got the bill and both were still on it, really let down.



We had chicken tenders to share to start, the lady said as they were very small she gave us more than six, as they were so small they were dry, the gravy dip had a nice taste but was so thin nothing stuck to the tender, the honey mayo dip was nice though



We had two chicken burgers with mash and fries, the actual taste of the burger was nice but at £8.50 it needs to be a better portion, was thin



The mash was tasteless and the fries were also tasteless



We have the waitress the chance to resolve when she asked if everything was ok and we said they were tasteless and she said hanks for the feedback



When we received the bill both were still on it



Real shame, looks like we will need to go back to bucks bar and meatbar

We decided to try AB for lunch after hearing a bit about it from various sources. We were quickly shown to a table and our drinks and food order taken. My partner order a large coke but it came as a small. Not a major issue so let it go. We then waited ages for our food - even the lady on the next table to us said it shouldn't be taking so long! We were eventually told the chicken had been made with gravy despite us specifically requesting "No gravy"!!

When the food arrived I was more than happy with mine - chicken crunchy soul bowl. It was delicious! My partner's long awaited half chicken was however a bit dry. (Maybe it needed gravy)�

We asked for the bill and again this took a bit of time to come and when it did we were charged for the large coke that wasn't very large! I understand it's a new restaurant and teething problems are expected so would maybe wait a while before returning. Waitress was friendly though so top marks to her�

The vibe and decor of the place is definitely a 5 out of 5.



The food is average at best - the chicken on the waffles was great, the cheese sauce was delicious but the waffles themselves were soggy (the only part of the meal I left most of).



My friend got “pulled chicken” but it was more like lumps of chicken in a runny gravy, and not enough to fill the roll it came with.



We got a side of onion rings, they were not the best but not the worst, however were cold.



They have only just opened and didn’t have an alcohol license but the manager called ahead to let us know so no issue there but maybe like other places they could offer BYOB in the interim?



Other than the blonde girl on the door (I assume the manager) the staff seemed a bit all over the place but again assume they were just getting used to the place. Asked for the bill three times before we got it, again, not a massive issue.



We went on an itison voucher which was the only saving grace as I don’t think I would pay full price for what we got.



Would I go back? Maybe once it’s got itself together.