Alfies Fish Bar & Pizzeria

One of the best chip shops anywhere

Just ordered a 16" pizza looks more like a 14" and the dough itself is that thin I took a picture of it and it's falling apart

Great fish and chips. Great value for money. Friendly staff.

Best chip shop in Carluke, quick service and great value for money.

Have been ordering the same pizza for 5+ years from Alfie's chip shop in Carluke. Roughly in the past 6 months the pizzas have gone downhill greatly, most likely due to a new pizza chef. Tonight specifically, my pizza was burnt on the bottom and had brown/black cheese all over the top. I'm massively disappointed that a chip shop I held in high esteem have resorted to serving this quality of food to long term customers. Can honestly say that I will not be returning.

Best chippy in town.

Chips were freezing cold, sausage was dry and like chewing leather. Other decent thing was the mozzarella sticks. Rather order Ebi's.

They do a nice black puddin supper

great chippy and thanks to the beautiful kirsty for ma battered sausage