Bainfield Bowling & Social Club

Like it says on the tin. Splash the splooge on the lady (or man) of your choice. Paint it like a plasterers radio.

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Hope you're having a shit day!

It's Easter soon so please remember to stuff your face with chocolate like a good Christian.

Bowling is without doubt the most tedious "sport" ever invented. Sir Walter Raleigh can lick my sweaty nutsack.

Hope you all had a cunt of a Christmas!

Anyone for scrabble? No Jew's allowed.

Coming soon!
A brand new hardback...
"Kiss my wood" - A bowling expose.
... Packed with tales of treachery, treasury, bowls and balls and perverted presidents.
Available in all bad bookshops soon.
"I couldn't put it down" - A random person said when asked a question about a totally unrelated book.
"The characters are so believable I could almost smell the faint aroma of piss" - The reverend Martin Luther King.
"It's more the kind of book people brag about having read when they actually haven't" - Stelious Canto.
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Competition time!
First person to guess exactly how many fucks I give wins a measuring tape.

"Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator. To everyone else they're stoopid and fuckin irritating." - Doug Stanhope.

Such a shame that the royal baby wasn't born with four arms.

Found out today I really love vegetables. The ones in the wheelchairs are hilarious.

We're now on Twitter!
www.twitter.com/bainfieldbsc

This is a very nice and friendly club and very well ran and I thoroughly recommend it. �

If there are any of my Welsh Friends who know me when you come to Edinburgh Please Come and Visit our Club you will be more than welcome to visit and find me there.

Great venue for 50th birthday party. Would be great for wedding receptions.

Great place big enough for weddings ,parties what ever you need great venue

Was here for a 50th. The halls a good size and so is dance floor. Its a bit drab as to be expected being a social club. Staff were friendly. Shots were pretty steep tho at £2.80 odds. Places in town sell them cheaper. So not sure why ? A bit annoying having to buzz in every time ur out for smoking. Whoever has to sit and answer that buzzer all night must have the patience of a saint !!!! Wen out smoking there were some members who were coming from upstairs out to smoke were exteremly rude and obnoxious to us and at one point my friend was barged into by an elderly lady who commented " these young ones shouldnt be here in theyre short skirtz & heels" !!! Which just made us uncomfortable for the remainder of the night and resulted in us goin round to the car park to smoke

Was at a charity event on Saturday everything was going well nice size hall good music staff appeared to be friendly until it all went pear shaped half an hour from the end staff discovered someone had opened a bottle which they had won in the charity raffle staff decided to shut the bar and stop the disco without any discussion and ended the charity event prematurely... Surely a wee announcement could have been made on the sound system reminding ppl that it was against the rules to drink alcohol that wasn't purchased from the bar instead of shutting the event down.. Very disappointed bearing in mind the hall was packed and the club must've made a fortune at the bar and also the event was to raise funds for a very worthwhile cause.... A wee row would have been sufficient...... Think the club has let its self down badly and possibly cost itself some bookings by being overzelous with their decision on the night......

Its ok though £2.80 for a shot is a tad bit extreme considering it was apple sours, its costs £9.99 a bottle in the shops so why there putting auch a huge markup on it i will never know, saying that any shot was costing extreme amounts, most bowling clubs run by commitees are usually quite fair with prices and tend to be alot cheaper than most pubs / clubs in a city centre but this one was charging premium prices, shame, however nice place, staff were friendly, would i go back hmm not in a hurry as i like value for my money i work hard to get but wouldnt discourage others from going after all wasnt all that bad, been in some clubs where even if you fart they kick you out and not having watch what i was doing all the time incase a stuck up commitee member getting upset if i was enjoying myself, so i suppose its an ok place to go �

Cannae come back cause you're barring my pals one by one �

This is a very nice and friendly club and very well ran and I thoroughly recommend it. �

If there are any of my Welsh Friends who know me when you come to Edinburgh Please Come and Visit our Club you will be more than welcome to visit and find me there.

Great venue for 50th birthday party. Would be great for wedding receptions.

Great place big enough for weddings ,parties what ever you need great venue

Was here for a 50th. The halls a good size and so is dance floor. Its a bit drab as to be expected being a social club. Staff were friendly. Shots were pretty steep tho at £2.80 odds. Places in town sell them cheaper. So not sure why ? A bit annoying having to buzz in every time ur out for smoking. Whoever has to sit and answer that buzzer all night must have the patience of a saint !!!! Wen out smoking there were some members who were coming from upstairs out to smoke were exteremly rude and obnoxious to us and at one point my friend was barged into by an elderly lady who commented " these young ones shouldnt be here in theyre short skirtz & heels" !!! Which just made us uncomfortable for the remainder of the night and resulted in us goin round to the car park to smoke

Was at a charity event on Saturday everything was going well nice size hall good music staff appeared to be friendly until it all went pear shaped half an hour from the end staff discovered someone had opened a bottle which they had won in the charity raffle staff decided to shut the bar and stop the disco without any discussion and ended the charity event prematurely... Surely a wee announcement could have been made on the sound system reminding ppl that it was against the rules to drink alcohol that wasn't purchased from the bar instead of shutting the event down.. Very disappointed bearing in mind the hall was packed and the club must've made a fortune at the bar and also the event was to raise funds for a very worthwhile cause.... A wee row would have been sufficient...... Think the club has let its self down badly and possibly cost itself some bookings by being overzelous with their decision on the night......

Its ok though £2.80 for a shot is a tad bit extreme considering it was apple sours, its costs £9.99 a bottle in the shops so why there putting auch a huge markup on it i will never know, saying that any shot was costing extreme amounts, most bowling clubs run by commitees are usually quite fair with prices and tend to be alot cheaper than most pubs / clubs in a city centre but this one was charging premium prices, shame, however nice place, staff were friendly, would i go back hmm not in a hurry as i like value for my money i work hard to get but wouldnt discourage others from going after all wasnt all that bad, been in some clubs where even if you fart they kick you out and not having watch what i was doing all the time incase a stuck up commitee member getting upset if i was enjoying myself, so i suppose its an ok place to go �

Cannae come back cause you're barring my pals one by one �

This is a very nice and friendly club and very well ran and I thoroughly recommend it. �

If there are any of my Welsh Friends who know me when you come to Edinburgh Please Come and Visit our Club you will be more than welcome to visit and find me there.

Great venue for 50th birthday party. Would be great for wedding receptions.

Great place big enough for weddings ,parties what ever you need great venue

Was here for a 50th. The halls a good size and so is dance floor. Its a bit drab as to be expected being a social club. Staff were friendly. Shots were pretty steep tho at £2.80 odds. Places in town sell them cheaper. So not sure why ? A bit annoying having to buzz in every time ur out for smoking. Whoever has to sit and answer that buzzer all night must have the patience of a saint !!!! Wen out smoking there were some members who were coming from upstairs out to smoke were exteremly rude and obnoxious to us and at one point my friend was barged into by an elderly lady who commented " these young ones shouldnt be here in theyre short skirtz & heels" !!! Which just made us uncomfortable for the remainder of the night and resulted in us goin round to the car park to smoke

Was at a charity event on Saturday everything was going well nice size hall good music staff appeared to be friendly until it all went pear shaped half an hour from the end staff discovered someone had opened a bottle which they had won in the charity raffle staff decided to shut the bar and stop the disco without any discussion and ended the charity event prematurely... Surely a wee announcement could have been made on the sound system reminding ppl that it was against the rules to drink alcohol that wasn't purchased from the bar instead of shutting the event down.. Very disappointed bearing in mind the hall was packed and the club must've made a fortune at the bar and also the event was to raise funds for a very worthwhile cause.... A wee row would have been sufficient...... Think the club has let its self down badly and possibly cost itself some bookings by being overzelous with their decision on the night......

Its ok though £2.80 for a shot is a tad bit extreme considering it was apple sours, its costs £9.99 a bottle in the shops so why there putting auch a huge markup on it i will never know, saying that any shot was costing extreme amounts, most bowling clubs run by commitees are usually quite fair with prices and tend to be alot cheaper than most pubs / clubs in a city centre but this one was charging premium prices, shame, however nice place, staff were friendly, would i go back hmm not in a hurry as i like value for my money i work hard to get but wouldnt discourage others from going after all wasnt all that bad, been in some clubs where even if you fart they kick you out and not having watch what i was doing all the time incase a stuck up commitee member getting upset if i was enjoying myself, so i suppose its an ok place to go �

Cannae come back cause you're barring my pals one by one �

This is a very nice and friendly club and very well ran and I thoroughly recommend it. �

If there are any of my Welsh Friends who know me when you come to Edinburgh Please Come and Visit our Club you will be more than welcome to visit and find me there.

Great venue for 50th birthday party. Would be great for wedding receptions.

Great place big enough for weddings ,parties what ever you need great venue

Was here for a 50th. The halls a good size and so is dance floor. Its a bit drab as to be expected being a social club. Staff were friendly. Shots were pretty steep tho at £2.80 odds. Places in town sell them cheaper. So not sure why ? A bit annoying having to buzz in every time ur out for smoking. Whoever has to sit and answer that buzzer all night must have the patience of a saint !!!! Wen out smoking there were some members who were coming from upstairs out to smoke were exteremly rude and obnoxious to us and at one point my friend was barged into by an elderly lady who commented " these young ones shouldnt be here in theyre short skirtz & heels" !!! Which just made us uncomfortable for the remainder of the night and resulted in us goin round to the car park to smoke

Was at a charity event on Saturday everything was going well nice size hall good music staff appeared to be friendly until it all went pear shaped half an hour from the end staff discovered someone had opened a bottle which they had won in the charity raffle staff decided to shut the bar and stop the disco without any discussion and ended the charity event prematurely... Surely a wee announcement could have been made on the sound system reminding ppl that it was against the rules to drink alcohol that wasn't purchased from the bar instead of shutting the event down.. Very disappointed bearing in mind the hall was packed and the club must've made a fortune at the bar and also the event was to raise funds for a very worthwhile cause.... A wee row would have been sufficient...... Think the club has let its self down badly and possibly cost itself some bookings by being overzelous with their decision on the night......

Its ok though £2.80 for a shot is a tad bit extreme considering it was apple sours, its costs £9.99 a bottle in the shops so why there putting auch a huge markup on it i will never know, saying that any shot was costing extreme amounts, most bowling clubs run by commitees are usually quite fair with prices and tend to be alot cheaper than most pubs / clubs in a city centre but this one was charging premium prices, shame, however nice place, staff were friendly, would i go back hmm not in a hurry as i like value for my money i work hard to get but wouldnt discourage others from going after all wasnt all that bad, been in some clubs where even if you fart they kick you out and not having watch what i was doing all the time incase a stuck up commitee member getting upset if i was enjoying myself, so i suppose its an ok place to go �

Cannae come back cause you're barring my pals one by one �