Fellgate Learning Academy For Pies & Sarnies

Pushing the boundaries of culinary experimentation

Anthropological psychology tells us that the human body and mind are hard wired to crave the basic elements essential to life, namely calories (fat, sugar) and salt. Over countless millenia this subconscious drive has been essential to human survival and progress.

Today's available diet however is replete with these formerly rare elements resulting in morbidly obese, bariatric ambulance filling, modified home requiring, electric chariot driving, "It's not my fault, it's my hormones /glands /genes /big bones*" (*delete as applicable) bullshitting, N. H. S. crippling, channel 5 documentary starring, bed bathed by disinterested teenage home help requiring, bed sore sporting oxygen thieves.

Anything is toxic in sufficient quantity.