George Bowie

We have tickets all next week for Kevin Hart at The Hydro. Want to win them? All you have to do is record your friend, parent or partners stupid laugh. We want to hear the dodgiest laugh in Glasgow & The West. Email the recording to breakfast@clyde1.com before 6am on Monday and we'll pick someone at random to win each day next week!

Today on the show I want to talk about the lengths you go to to get your kids to sleep. When we were on a family holiday recently I just played my 10 year old daughter some clips from Cassi’s solo show, asleep in minutes! Kidding, it was closer to 10 minutes. Our producers mum used to force Horlicks down him because he would never go to sleep on time! What do you do to get the kids to sleep at night?

This is fantastic! 4 auld wumen geein it laldy down the Merchant City with shopping bags in hand...

Today on the show I want to talk about that one thing your partner has to do for you. I had a disaster once when I was in the bath. A bird managed to get in through the attic and I had to call Mrs. Bowie in to deal with it as I was too wet and naked! She still winds me up about to this day. Cassi’s gran had to call her husband back home from work to deal with a worm that was on the carpet as she was too scared. Mad. What’s that thing your partner has to do for you?

Today I want to talk about the most ridiculous thing in your workplace. We’ve just had a load of new desks put into the newsroom which look like they belong in a high-pressure call centre, everyone is sat around them like a carousel. We also have standing desks in our work now too, I want one of those! What is the most ridiculous thing in your workplace?

We got an email yesterday from someone called Jodie who said her pal got a new tattoo...thoughts?

Today on the show I want to talk things only pensioners do. Last week a video went viral of a sing song on a bus to Castlemilk and it got us thinking of things only older folk get up to. Cassi’s Granda will put on a vest, a t shirt, a shirt, a V neck and then a jacket…even in 30 degree heat. That’s him in the pic below, that bonnet never comes off! What things do only pensioners do?

MAKE YER DAD MAD:
Charles is an amateur painter and gave daughter Gillian one of his pieces, which she put on Instagram. An artist and art dealer Michael Peterson – Bowie – saw the picture and is claiming Charles copied his work. Charles doesn’t take it well and goes from 0 to 100 in 2 minutes!
www.clyde1.com/dad if you want to make £100 cash - plus it's £250 if it's the best of the month!

Today on the show I want to talk about when you tried to run off as a wean. I ran off to my friends Alan Duncan’s house at the top of the hill. My mum helped me pack my bag, shook my hand and took me up to Alan’s house. I decided I was going to be part of the family and become George Duncan. My mum got a call after an hour from Alan’s mum, I was carted back home. Cassi actually made it to her pals and stayed the night. Last a whole 24 hours before she went back to her mum. Did you ever try and run off as a wean?

This made me chuckle today, on a bus to the Drum...

Today on the show I want to talk about that mouthy pal that always lands you in bother. I’ve got a pal who once told Sean Maguire he loved the song ‘You to me are everything’…he told him he loved the version that wasn’t Sean Maguire’s. Ouch. Cassi has a mouthy pal who landed her in bother when they tried to get into a club. She convinced Cassi to swap jackets to try and fool the bouncers after she’d been KB’d. Needless to say after 3 attempts they were fooling no one. When has your mouthy pal landed you in trouble?

Today on the show I want to talk about Cassi's career advice. Exam results are out and some of you need help on what to do next. Cassi isn’t limiting it to students, she’ll hand advice out to any Tom, Dick or Harry. If you need help finding a new career, fire it in the comments and Cassi will provide a FREE advice service tailored just for you...

What a day on Saturday at Coloursfest. 🙌🙌😁☀️

Today on the show I want to talk about the funniest reason you – or someone you know – has been sacked. It was my 30th anniversary of my first show here at Radio Clyde and on my first ever night show I played an hour of classical music backwards. It’s a miracle I wasn’t sacked, that would have been a great reason to get dropped. Cassi actually did get sacked from her last job. She was punted from working at duty free at the airport for talking too much, no surprise there! What’s the funniest reason you or someone you know has been sacked?

What is the most embarrasing thing you have seen on holiday? I was on holiday with the good Wife and a mate spotted us through the window of a very posh restaurant, "Hey Big Noseeeee!" From there, the night went very sour and there were quite a few dodgy looks and upturned noses pointed in our direction...
So tell us your embarrasing moment on holiday!

🙌🏼 IT'S Coloursfest DAY! 🙌🏼
The day we've all been waiting for is finally here, Coloursfest 2018! I'm hosting the GBX Outdoor Stage and it all kicks off at 5PM.
Here's the full set times for the stage, it's gonna be HUGE, so don't miss out! #CFEST2018