New Beijing

Just had a munchie box delivered and I have to say it was absolute muck. The prawn crackers were as chewy as my morning turd. The food was also colder than jack frosts bollocks, and the daft droids forgot ma fanta orange. The chicken balls were as soft as my gran's cleavage and tasted like sawdust. The food was also as sweaty as fat bastard's arse crack. No be going back, was really looking forward to the salt and pepper chips but they were also as hard as Gail platts nipples in a sandstorm.