About Procaffeinate
Mobile tea, coffee and cake bar serving Scottish produce and handmade, homemade cakes and sweet stuff.
Procaffeinate Description
Born from the dreams of a renowned coffee-loving procrastinator, Procaffeinate Mobile Tea, Coffee and Cake Bar brings you great barista coffee, speciality tea and homemade, handmade cake - wherever you want it, from our super smart Mercedes Sprinter van.
We've got a long history of organising events and weddings, so are the perfect addition to any occasion. Well organised and infinitely reliable, you can trust us to provide whatever delicious drinks and cakes you want to wow your guests and visitors with. We're happy to do events anywhere in Scotland!
We really love a cake and have a long list of tried and tested cakes and traybakes that we can produce for every occasion. Let us know what fits your theme, or budget.
GET IN TOUCH and let us know how we can help make your caffeine and cake loving dreams come true!
Reviews
We shall be here on Sunday!
Second last night! Pretty impressed with myself. (More than) a dozen roses for tonight’s Valentines theme ❤️
Another record breaking night! All cake gone again!
Massive thanks to all of our customers!
Hagrid came to visit too.
... No theme for the next two nights, Valentine’s on Saturday and Sunday then we are finished! 😴🥰
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Madame Pomfrey and Luna Lovegood are my first customers! 🥰
THE WEASLEY’S CAR IS HERE! 🤓🥰
We also have SORTING HAT CUPCAKES!
Come and see which house you belong to!
IT’S HARRY POTTER NIGHT!!
Tonight and tomorrow at Norie Millar Walk.
Thing my brownies are magical enough? 🧙♂️ 💫 🌟
A change of pace tonight with no theme for the lights, so if you’re at a loose and end want to miss the crowds, come for a lovely walk, coffee, cake, gin and some supper at Norie-Miller Walk ❤️
The FREEZING cold weather is playing havoc with our cakes and making our brownies and cupcakes a bit hard so apologies to anyone who’s felt our cakes aren’t quite as perfect as usual. Everything is made fresh every day.
Our suggestion of ‘pop it in your pocket for a bit til it warms up’ is giving a few laughs!
So today we are mostly researching and baking cold weather friendly recipes!
... We are at Norie Millar Riverside Light Nights every night until next Sunday. Come and visit us in this magical setting FOR FREE!
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Big breakfast. Good effort hen! (Not a duck egg!)
P.S. this is two eggs- a double yolker and a monster!
What an incredible night! So sorry to our customers who came after we ran out of cake! Who would have thought dinosaur cupcakes would be so popular on Jurassic Night? 🤔🤦🏼♀️Thanks to all our lovely customers, especially Bridge of Earn Guides with their massive hot chocolate order! ❤️
Due to illness, we won’t be at the Riverside Light Night tonight. Really sorry to all thirsty visitors who need a heat up! We should be back tomorrow night.
Red Hot Chilli Piper Warm Up for tonight!
*starts frantically baking* 🙌🏼
My other job. Scanning our ewes for pregnancy today. #scottishfarming #scotchlamb #farmergirl 🍀
Today we are having our coffee equipment serviced and coveting beautiful coffee things ❤️
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Researching 😋
Tried the Caramel Shortbread and Brownie for the first time today. Safe to say it won’t be the last! Just as good as the real thing!
This snack van should be at every horse show. Amazing coffee, hot chocolate and cakes!
The coffee is strong and tasty and the chocolate brownies are the best i've tried, totally amazing! 🙌💗
THE BEST chocolate brownies we have ever tasted! And served with lots of smiles
Procaffeinate visited our workplace today and got rave reviews! Coffee was lovely and traybakes were amazing! Would definitely recommend.
Perfect hot chocolate. Spoilt for choice with amazing tray bakes. My fave is the white choc, pistachio and cranberry. The power bar will be my secret weapon from now on. Xx
OMG! Just had the most amazing salted caramel lattes and homemade custard creams delivered to our office, think we'll be making regular bookings-thank you! x
Mmmm fabby hot chocolate and smashing tray bakes were a big hit with my bunch!
Literally the best coffee and cake fix I may have had.. ever! From the twinkly van to the fabulous service, making the whole experience pretty awesome.
It's a shame I can only give 5 stars!!! The mocha was exceptional. Best I've ever had � and the Scone was absolutely delicious.... I may need to follow the van around to get my fix �
Had a white chocolate and caramel Brownie last Thursday when Claire visited our Network rail office and it was the best Brownie I've had! Please make more!! ��
Great coffee and cake. Accommodates vegans and people who can't have dairy too.
Gorgeous coffees and millionaires shorties at NMW17 tonight... super friendly staff too �
Fantastic coffee and gorgeous cake! Recommend highly :-)
Fabulous americano today with your homemade vanilla syrup and a piece of caramelshorty with white chocolate and cranberries on top, delish xx
Don't know how you do it. But the gluten free caramel brownies were out of this world!!
Delicious, real hot chocolate and chocolate crispy, exactly what a needed when Christamas shopping yesterday in freezing conditions, 5 stars!
Claire baked us some shortbread hearts for our homemade treat table at our wedding on Saturday. They looked so pretty and were deliciously light and crumbly. Safe to say they disappeared very quickly! Thank you Claire �
Amazing cake and tray bake! Just what was needed for a Friday afternoon thanks so much Claire! Highly recommend!!