Crooks & Kings
Tuesday: 09:00 - 18:00
Wednesday: 09:00 - 18:00
Thursday: 09:00 - 18:00
Friday: 09:00 - 18:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 15:30
Sunday: -
About Crooks & Kings
Traditional gentleman's barbershop and professional tattoo studio all in one!
Official stockists of Uppercut Deluxe
Crooks & Kings Description
Crooks & Kings is a traditional barbershop and a tattoo and piercing parlour in one.
Our aim is to offer only the best for our clients.
Our barber, Ally, is in everyday for gentlemen's cuts (including children) no appointment needed, just walk on in!
Jordan, our tattooist, specializes in old school, traditional, realism, black and grey and script tattoos. However he is just as happy to do other styles!
He charges £60 an hour for any session work, or for a whole day slot (10 - 6) its only £350. Any separate and small pieces he charges by the piece.
Booking an appointment with Jordan is strongly encouraged, walk-ins may be available, but be sure to ring first or check our Facebook page to avoid disappointment.
Rosie, our body piercer, is available for piercings everyday. Appointments can be made, but are not necessary!
Reviews
Jordan has today free due to a no show, deals on traditional/script/Japanese style tattoos drop us a message for deetsJordan has today free due to a no show, deals on traditional/script/Japanese style tattoos drop us a message for deets
Due to a cancellation Kris now has all of today free! He will do discounts on his custom mandalas and some of his neo traditional moths/butterflies! Message for bookings and enquiries guys, anything considered 🙂
Kris’ available dates over the next few weeks, get in touch people before they are gone 🙂 any ideas welcome
Morning guys, Kris has got space all day today and tomorrow, he will be doing deals on his predrawn mandalas and dotwork designs, message us for details and bookings 🙂Morning guys, Kris has got space all day today and tomorrow, he will be doing deals on his predrawn mandalas and dotwork designs, message us for details and bookings 🙂
Kris has got space this morning 10-2 he has loads of predrawn mandalas and dotwork style designs ready to tattoo but will consider anything 🙂Kris has got space this morning 10-2 he has loads of predrawn mandalas and dotwork style designs ready to tattoo but will consider anything 🙂
Jordan has space today to tattoo, message for details and as always will be doing deals on traditional/script and Japanese styleJordan has space today to tattoo, message for details and as always will be doing deals on traditional/script and Japanese style
Morning guys! Kris has had a cancellation this Saturday and Friday morning so has Friday 10-2 and Saturday 10-3 free, message us for bookings and enquiries, any tattoo considered 🙂
Kris has got space throughout May guys!! Message us for bookings and enquiries
Ali is in today till 1.30 then is on holiday and back in on Friday morning! Owyn will be running on his own in between so please be aware of queues! Thanks and sorry for any inconvenience
Jordan has both THIS THURSDAY AND FRIDAY free, will do deals on script/traditional and Japanese style tattoosJordan has both THIS THURSDAY AND FRIDAY free, will do deals on script/traditional and Japanese style tattoos
Kris will be taking walk ins today! Message us or pop in 🙂Kris will be taking walk ins today! Message us or pop in 🙂
Evening guys, Kris still has space tomorrow, mega discounts on mandalas and palm sized dotwork pieces, message us for bookings and enquiries!
Don’t forget, Kris still has tomorrow free, his last Saturday till around June, get in before it’s gone, anything will be considered 🙂
Morning guys, we are open today with 2 barbers on 9-6, come on down guysMorning guys, we are open today with 2 barbers on 9-6, come on down guys
Morning guys Kris has got space today and all day SATURDAY! Saturdays are a rare one so message us quick before it’s gone!! Discounts on mandala and dotwork based designs, anything considered 🙂
Morning guys, Kris has got loads of space this week, he has all day Thursday, Friday afternoon and all day Saturday free, message us for bookings and enquiries!!
Jordan has space today and is doing deals on traditional/Japanese/script bangers, message for detailsJordan has space today and is doing deals on traditional/Japanese/script bangers, message for details
Due to a last minute cancellation Kris now has space all day!! Message us for bookings and enquiries!
Morning guys, Kris has got space next week before going to Lincoln for his guest spot for a week message us for bookings and enquiries:)
You could not find a nicer place to go for tats I'm very happy wiv my tattoo , Thanxs Jordan
Wow!! My little girl Lola had her ears pierced today by the Lovely Rosie, who was recommended to us by another Mummy and I can see why! Rosie was informative, so friendly, lots of fun, patient and very professional, Lola hasn't stopped smiling, Thank you Rosie ~ I wouldn't go anywhere else ��
Wouldnt go anywhere else for tattoos or piercing. So chilled there and Jordan is an amazing artist.
Went to have my tattoo yesterday, couldn't be happier with it! Amazing job done by Jordan, will definitely be going back!
Went in there on the last day of our holiday with my daughter and friends. All but one had a piercing! Rosie was great at putting us at ease and very professional. Really happy with our piercings...Thank you Rosie XX
Took my autistic son to these guys today for the first time to have his hair cut wow the customer service was outstanding such patience with blaze definatly be back thank you all so much �
Took my 8 year old in to get his ear pierced. Absolutely amazing service. Rosie is so friendly and welcoming. My son was completely at ease chatting to her and was so relaxed throughout the whole experience. Can't recommend enough how child friendly it is and how she enjoyable she made it for him. She was completely on his level and most importantly spoke to him about it instead of through me. If I could give more than 5 stars I would �
This guy is easily one of the best around,so id recommend him too anyone.Not just that,they are all realy friendly too...
If i could give a higher rating then five,then i would do, :-) ...
The whole crew in crooks are great people. Thanks guys
The guys are great! Jordan is such a professional and has done a fantastic job of my first Tattoo. Thanks guys
Thank you so much for doing such an amazing job on my little boys hair! I can't believe how awesome it looks! Highly recommend this place
Really good hair cuts, Amazing ink well worth the money and time!!!
Probably the best tattoo artist I've ever seen, really excellent work and I'll never go anywhere else again! Very friendly and professional
Popped in for a quick trim to be welcomed by friendly chatty staff, nice banter, great internal decor, very clean and one if the best haircuts I've had in ages. Well done to you because you've now got a new regular customer.
My little Darcie had the lovely Rosie 🌹pierce her ears earlier this week. Rosie made us both feel super comfortable and confident in her. She was extremely child friendly and Darcie definitely felt she'd made a friend too. Rosie gave us so much time so we didn't feel rushed either. Amazing job would recommend to all ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Me and my partner brought my 3 boys all the way from the sunny Isle of Wight to have their hair cut ! Ali was amazing ! So friendly and helpful boys are coming back next week. Fab place xx
Just had some work done on two tattoos that i'd had done else where that I was't happy with.Now they look great and the comments I am getting are great to. Will be back for more work soon.
Jordan is amazing . He has just finished my cover up back piece and it is stunning. Thank you so much. Andra xx
Jake designed a tattoo for my sternum a month or so ago. I am very happy with how it turned out! Jake made me feel comfortable and his work was beautiful! Highly recommend. Very talented artist.
I visited Crooks and Kings today and all the staff I spoke to were so lovely and helpful - particularly Rosie who did my piercing. She was so knowledgeable and professional and I would recommend her/Crooks and Kings to anyone!
I highly recommend Rosie for any piercing needs, she's extremely professional and an absolute sweetheart ��
Hi jordan, thank you so much for the amazing work you did on my Bane tatt, really could not be happier and cant wait for the next one, once again thanks
Had my helix pierced today! Walked in with friends who were on hold-my-hand duty as I have some trouble with anxiety but Rosie put me completly at ease and I had barely any trouble whilst it was done. Piercing was very quick and relatively painless. Very very pleased!
Had my first tattoo done today, same as my brotber and we are both absolutely amazed with the results. We cannot recommend Crooks and Kings enough for their outstanding work and professionalism � thank you again
Had my Batman chest piece finished today. Couldn't be happier with it! Jordan has done an awesome job! He took my original idea and turned it into something epic! Very creative artist and executed brilliantly! Would recommend to anyone! All the stuff are nice and friendly too! I'll definitely be going back in the near future!
Had a daith piercing done by Rosie today and I can't recommend her enough! She is lovely, puts you at ease and i would definately return. Thankyou xx
Had Jordan do work on my half started mic tatt and he has transformed it!! I cannot wait to have further work done! Dont think about it just book now as it wont be long before you will be at the bottom of a very long waiting list!!
Got Andy to do my bulldog portrait couldn't be happier with it looks amazing great work.
Good bunch of guys, great modern barbers with an old school feel. Best haircuts me and my lad have had
Getting my tattoo done here, done half of it so far, looks amazing , great and friendly people can't wait to come back to finish the rest.
Fantastic team... Thanks for my awesome tattoo Jordan... My new fave place in Felpham!
Excellent barber's, great people. My 5 year old son lives coming in. The tattooist is a wizard with a gun and Rosie what as lovely lady made my son feel very chilled. Thank you x
Can’t fault this place. Jordan and Rosie are lovely (and have excellent music taste) and Jordan did an amazing cover up on an old faded swallow into a masterpiece rose and mandala design in record time!! Already ready to book back in. Thanks again guys �
Brilliant, had my daith piercing my done by Rosie about 4 months ago in that time i have had one migraine, well worth it Rosie was fab, puts u at ease as my piercing yrs were well and truly over (I thought)!! Highly recommended in fact 4 of my friends have been in since ��
Been in twice to get ear piercings and Rosie is so lovely. I'm nervous of needles and she put me at ease and made me feel relaxed. Really recommend Rosie to anyone wanting a piercing! This place is great!
Amazing experience. Rosie was so nice and very informative and put me at my ease. I'm very pleased and will come again if I want another piercing.
Ally is an absolute genius with scissors and clippers. A truly talented cutter with skills that many established barbers/ stylists can only dream of. He is also more than capable of producing amazing colours and phenomenal styles for the ladies too ��
Ali and Luke are the nicest geezas I've ever met. Go there every Friday without fail feelin buzzed about seein them and leave feelin more buzzed from the banter and laughs we have and havin a crackin haircut, would not go to another hairdressers and the tattooists are a great bunch as well and Chris the Boss is a welcomin owner who also loves a bit of banter
The safest and coolest bunch of people I know and a great bunch of mates!
After yrs of shaving my hair i finally grew it out and have just had the best haircut ive ever had! Amazing job, more than happy. Will be back again an again. Will be booking in for tattoos aswell. Best shop around.
You could not find a nicer place to go for tats I'm very happy wiv my tattoo , Thanxs Jordan
Wow!! My little girl Lola had her ears pierced today by the Lovely Rosie, who was recommended to us by another Mummy and I can see why! Rosie was informative, so friendly, lots of fun, patient and very professional, Lola hasn't stopped smiling, Thank you Rosie ~ I wouldn't go anywhere else ��
Wouldnt go anywhere else for tattoos or piercing. So chilled there and Jordan is an amazing artist.
Went to have my tattoo yesterday, couldn't be happier with it! Amazing job done by Jordan, will definitely be going back!
Went in there on the last day of our holiday with my daughter and friends. All but one had a piercing! Rosie was great at putting us at ease and very professional. Really happy with our piercings...Thank you Rosie XX
Took my autistic son to these guys today for the first time to have his hair cut wow the customer service was outstanding such patience with blaze definatly be back thank you all so much �
Took my 8 year old in to get his ear pierced. Absolutely amazing service. Rosie is so friendly and welcoming. My son was completely at ease chatting to her and was so relaxed throughout the whole experience. Can't recommend enough how child friendly it is and how she enjoyable she made it for him. She was completely on his level and most importantly spoke to him about it instead of through me. If I could give more than 5 stars I would �
This guy is easily one of the best around,so id recommend him too anyone.Not just that,they are all realy friendly too...
If i could give a higher rating then five,then i would do, :-) ...
The whole crew in crooks are great people. Thanks guys
The guys are great! Jordan is such a professional and has done a fantastic job of my first Tattoo. Thanks guys
Thank you so much for doing such an amazing job on my little boys hair! I can't believe how awesome it looks! Highly recommend this place
Really good hair cuts, Amazing ink well worth the money and time!!!
Probably the best tattoo artist I've ever seen, really excellent work and I'll never go anywhere else again! Very friendly and professional
Popped in for a quick trim to be welcomed by friendly chatty staff, nice banter, great internal decor, very clean and one if the best haircuts I've had in ages. Well done to you because you've now got a new regular customer.
My little Darcie had the lovely Rosie 🌹pierce her ears earlier this week. Rosie made us both feel super comfortable and confident in her. She was extremely child friendly and Darcie definitely felt she'd made a friend too. Rosie gave us so much time so we didn't feel rushed either. Amazing job would recommend to all ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Me and my partner brought my 3 boys all the way from the sunny Isle of Wight to have their hair cut ! Ali was amazing ! So friendly and helpful boys are coming back next week. Fab place xx
Just had some work done on two tattoos that i'd had done else where that I was't happy with.Now they look great and the comments I am getting are great to. Will be back for more work soon.
Jordan is amazing . He has just finished my cover up back piece and it is stunning. Thank you so much. Andra xx
Jake designed a tattoo for my sternum a month or so ago. I am very happy with how it turned out! Jake made me feel comfortable and his work was beautiful! Highly recommend. Very talented artist.
I visited Crooks and Kings today and all the staff I spoke to were so lovely and helpful - particularly Rosie who did my piercing. She was so knowledgeable and professional and I would recommend her/Crooks and Kings to anyone!
I highly recommend Rosie for any piercing needs, she's extremely professional and an absolute sweetheart ��
Hi jordan, thank you so much for the amazing work you did on my Bane tatt, really could not be happier and cant wait for the next one, once again thanks
Had my helix pierced today! Walked in with friends who were on hold-my-hand duty as I have some trouble with anxiety but Rosie put me completly at ease and I had barely any trouble whilst it was done. Piercing was very quick and relatively painless. Very very pleased!
Had my first tattoo done today, same as my brotber and we are both absolutely amazed with the results. We cannot recommend Crooks and Kings enough for their outstanding work and professionalism � thank you again
Had my Batman chest piece finished today. Couldn't be happier with it! Jordan has done an awesome job! He took my original idea and turned it into something epic! Very creative artist and executed brilliantly! Would recommend to anyone! All the stuff are nice and friendly too! I'll definitely be going back in the near future!
Had a daith piercing done by Rosie today and I can't recommend her enough! She is lovely, puts you at ease and i would definately return. Thankyou xx
Had Jordan do work on my half started mic tatt and he has transformed it!! I cannot wait to have further work done! Dont think about it just book now as it wont be long before you will be at the bottom of a very long waiting list!!
Got Andy to do my bulldog portrait couldn't be happier with it looks amazing great work.
Good bunch of guys, great modern barbers with an old school feel. Best haircuts me and my lad have had
Getting my tattoo done here, done half of it so far, looks amazing , great and friendly people can't wait to come back to finish the rest.
Fantastic team... Thanks for my awesome tattoo Jordan... My new fave place in Felpham!
Excellent barber's, great people. My 5 year old son lives coming in. The tattooist is a wizard with a gun and Rosie what as lovely lady made my son feel very chilled. Thank you x
Can’t fault this place. Jordan and Rosie are lovely (and have excellent music taste) and Jordan did an amazing cover up on an old faded swallow into a masterpiece rose and mandala design in record time!! Already ready to book back in. Thanks again guys �
Brilliant, had my daith piercing my done by Rosie about 4 months ago in that time i have had one migraine, well worth it Rosie was fab, puts u at ease as my piercing yrs were well and truly over (I thought)!! Highly recommended in fact 4 of my friends have been in since ��
Been in twice to get ear piercings and Rosie is so lovely. I'm nervous of needles and she put me at ease and made me feel relaxed. Really recommend Rosie to anyone wanting a piercing! This place is great!
Amazing experience. Rosie was so nice and very informative and put me at my ease. I'm very pleased and will come again if I want another piercing.
Ally is an absolute genius with scissors and clippers. A truly talented cutter with skills that many established barbers/ stylists can only dream of. He is also more than capable of producing amazing colours and phenomenal styles for the ladies too ��
Ali and Luke are the nicest geezas I've ever met. Go there every Friday without fail feelin buzzed about seein them and leave feelin more buzzed from the banter and laughs we have and havin a crackin haircut, would not go to another hairdressers and the tattooists are a great bunch as well and Chris the Boss is a welcomin owner who also loves a bit of banter
The safest and coolest bunch of people I know and a great bunch of mates!
After yrs of shaving my hair i finally grew it out and have just had the best haircut ive ever had! Amazing job, more than happy. Will be back again an again. Will be booking in for tattoos aswell. Best shop around.
More about Crooks & Kings
Tuesday: 09:00 - 18:00
Wednesday: 09:00 - 18:00
Thursday: 09:00 - 18:00
Friday: 09:00 - 18:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 15:30
Sunday: -