Paterson Motorcycle Tyres Ltd

Sadly I am closing down the business there are a number of reasons but life is too short to have no quality of life.I would like to say a big thank you to all my friends and customers who have helped me over the two years I have been trading and a special Thanks to my Wife Mariea for enabling me to do so. Going forward www.JustMoto.co.uk will be doing customers tyres as well as there own. They are on site next door to the Café. 01635 528790. Also my workshop will be taken over by Dave Thomas on 07806608160 who will do mechanical and servicing.

The Gixer ready for the Reading Toy Run hope it stays on lol

Big Yamaha Grizzly 660 in for a service its a monster

Nice Yamaha Grizzly 125 Quad non starter but sweet now

Nice little Gas Gas a bit different to work on but fun

Nice well looked after Honda NTV650 in for rear tyre

Nice but strange to ride Honda 750X Automatic In for rear tyre

My winter Scooter lovely old school 2 stroke

A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn't open until morning so they have to spend the night in a B&B. It only has one room available. The priest says: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would object if we spend the night sharing this one room. I'll sleep on the sofa and you have the bed." "I think that would be fine," agrees the nun. They prepare for bed, say some prayers and settle down to sleep. Ten minutes pas...s, and the nun says: "Father, I'm very cold." "OK," says the priest, "I'll get a blanket from the cupboard." Another ten minutes pass and the nun says again: "Father, I'm still terribly cold." The priest says: "Don't worry, I'll get up and fetch you another blanket." Another ten minutes pass, then the nun murmurs softly: "Father I'm still very cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for a night." "You're right," says the priest. "Get your own blankets.
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CONFESSIONS OF A HOOKER > > A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. 'Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years' ... > > The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says > 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, > in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?' > She said 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for Warrington ..' =
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Come on Mr Yamaha have a word with yourself all this to get a rear wheel of Gonz's 1100 Dragstar

Toms Nice Telefonica Gsxr 600 in for tyres

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something... If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?... Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats were hassling him about where he got the blood. He told them to bugger off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. “AYE OK, follow me,” he sighed and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. “Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked. “YES, YES, YES!” the bats all screamed in a frenzy... “Good!” said the first bat, “Because I fucking didn’t!”

Gonz's VN800 with new new chain and sprockets and front wheel bearing

Nice Harley XL1200 Sportster in for a rear puncture

The wife of a politician goes in for her annual gynecological exam, and the doctor tells her she's pregnant. She storms out of the office and calls her husband. "You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" After a moment of stunned silence, he replies, "Who is this?"

Nice Yamaha MT07 in for rear tyre