Obscenity Cards
Tuesday: 09:00 - 17:00
Wednesday: 09:00 - 17:00
Thursday: 09:00 - 17:00
Friday: 09:00 - 17:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 12:00
Sunday: -
About Obscenity Cards
ESTABLISHED JANUARY 2016.
THE FUNNIEST ONLINE OBSCENE CARD AND GIFT SHOP.
FREE UK POSTAGE.
ALL ORDERS DISPATCHED WITHIN 48 HOURS.
Obscenity Cards Description
Hello and welcome to my shop Obscenity cards.
We supply what could be classed as incredibly highly offensive, or hilariously funny cards, either way these cards are mainly for those who don't take things too seriously.
Hilarious verbally explicit cards with visually obscene statements.
If you're easily offended, please move along.
We don't take any responsibility for any arguments or offence our cards may cause to your family and friends.
Our cards are A5 sized and good quality thick smooth card 300gsm. A5 measures 148 ├Ś 210 millimetres or 5. 83 ├Ś 8. 27 inches. They stand out on the mantelpiece nicely being quiet large, basically half an A4!
They're white, blank inside, with a coloured envelope, sealed inside cellophane, and enclosed inside a hard back envelope for extra protection. As it's blank, we can only send to you as you will need to write inside. We may offer a facility to write inside but not at the moment, weŌĆÖre sorry for that.
We offer Free Postage! Please note due to the size of the card (half an A4! ) we have to send these as large letter, meaning an additional postage cost. We aim to dispatch within 48 hours, then the delivery time depends on the lovely people at Royal Mail.
We may be able to personalise in the future but this will be an additional cost and will take extra time. What this space for any future updates and we will let you know as soon as we can offer this service.
Thank you for reading and if there's some thing you'd like that isn't there, please let us know, we'd love more inspiration to create many more offensive cards.
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Reviews
A card for any occasion.
Over 700 obscene cards, more being added daily! We offer fully customised cards, various sizes, print inside option, send straight to the recipicunt, post worldwide, and UK postage is FREE on ALL orders. Your cards, your way.
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Relieve your boredom and feel free to print these off. www.obscenitycards.com
MULTI-PACK LEAVING CARDS Get a pack of these for the office ready for when the traitors leave! 30% off when you sign up to our newsletter https://www.obscenitycards.com/multi-pack -cards
¤ÄäCHRISTMAS MULTI-PACKS ARE NOW A THING!¤Ää Did someone mention the C word? ¤Öł Multi-pack x 5 A5 sized Christmas Cards ┬Ż13 with FREE UK postage. More being added to the range everyday. All suggestions welcomed... https://www.obscenitycards.com/multi-pack -cardsŌĆ”
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WeŌĆÖre sad to announce weŌĆÖre discontinuing our lighters. TheyŌĆÖre prohibited by Royal Mail, so we have to use a courier. The courier has been ŌĆ£losingŌĆØ them, and dipping into the packages and taking a few lighters for themselves!(Cheeky cunts!!). Customer service is non existent when trying investigate. So with that, and the cost of sending them, isnŌĆÖt really isnŌĆÖt worth the head work! WeŌĆÖre guttedŌś╣’ĖÅ we love these. We have 4 packs left if you want to get your hands on the l...ast ever, of these refillable lighters. ┬Ż8 for 4, free UK postage. CAN NOT BE SHIPPED OVERSEAS.
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Fucking love a Friday ¤Äē¤źé¤Ź╗¤ŹŠ
Laura is loving her package! She mix and matched her pens with our ┬Ż5 offer and got 25% off for sending a pic in. ┬Ż3 for 12 large STOP PARKING LIKE A CUNT stickers. Free UK postage
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Customer order but seriously considering selling these. What do you fellow cunts think?¤żö
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Me running for the Post Office with your orders when the ginger cunt get's home, just to get 5 minutes peace ¤ś¢¤ö½ #summerholidaysarekillingme
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Steph got the mystery pack for her sister's birthday. LOVE what she's done with the hanging cunt!
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MINI BIRTHDAY SCRATCH CARDS ONLY ┬Ż1.50 EACH!! 3 X YOU'RE A CUNT reveals.
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This pen could leave a funny taste in your mouth.
All pens are only ┬Ż2, AND all UK postage is free!
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CUNT-FETTI! Scatter them on your party table, or sprinkle them inside a card. Available in all colours
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Suitable birthday card for the old man? Also available for Mum.
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┬Ż2 pens! Mix and match. Free UK postage WeŌĆÖre fucking good to you!
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Thanks for my pen. Fucking love it! Will deffo be placing an order with you!
Super quick delivery. I love the goods and will be sure to order more things so I can remind myself, family and friends just how much of a cunt I am. Xx
Received my mystery box this morning ’┐Į so awesome, I know exactly who to give the cards to ’┐Į xx
Obsenity Cards are all a bunch of cunts but I fucking love them. Nice prompt service and I fucking love my "CUNT" fridge magnets :)
I received my pens this morning. Package was addressed to "Ms Bossy Cunt" which amused my postman lol. Pens are great, they write and doodle just as promised. Will buy from these cunts again :-D
I ordered one of your "obscene" pens very recently. Thank you for prompt and professional service. The pen is so unbelievably vulgar that I love it!! I foresee more orders in my future - thank you. Keep up the good work dickheads lol x
I love this shop and the cunt that owns it! Perfect for all your sweary merch needs!
I haven't had the opportunity to buy any of their products but by the living Jesus keep the stuff coming you have giving me plenty of ideas for the near future fr. East Coast Canada.
I actually found a key ring with my name on it came gift wrapped as well love it and I purchased some lovely little stickers for naughty people that park like cunts pictures will follow keep up the good work x x x
Great service, great cards, great price. Thank you.
First time using my for disabled people you cunt sticker on a car today loved it cheers guys
Finally...a home where like-minded men, women and children of all ages can use the word ŌĆśCuntŌĆÖ without feeling ostracised by the holier than thou brigade of Cunts and Cunterellas. Who the fuck do they think they are anyway? Peasants. Oh yeah, you can buy cards here too...sweet as fuck!!
Fast delivery and just as described
Excellent service, delighted with my stickers - can't wait to use them ’┐Į
Excellent customer service, very quick to respond to query and very helpful. Top quality products delivered quickly and nicely packaged. Thank you x
Easy to use website, fast delivery and great customer service. Ōś║’ĖÅ
Cannot believe how quick my order came I ordered it on Monday and it arrived Tuesday my boyfriends going to love it
Brilliant service and quick turnaround time for delivery. Very impressive! Oh and hubby had a good laugh at the scratchcard! Too bad he didnt match three to win!! Muhahaha!
Absolutely fab quality and amazing service, so quick! Will definitely order again! Thank you so much ’┐Į
Thanks for my pen. Fucking love it! Will deffo be placing an order with you!
Super quick delivery. I love the goods and will be sure to order more things so I can remind myself, family and friends just how much of a cunt I am. Xx
Received my mystery box this morning ’┐Į so awesome, I know exactly who to give the cards to ’┐Į xx
Obsenity Cards are all a bunch of cunts but I fucking love them. Nice prompt service and I fucking love my "CUNT" fridge magnets :)
I received my pens this morning. Package was addressed to "Ms Bossy Cunt" which amused my postman lol. Pens are great, they write and doodle just as promised. Will buy from these cunts again :-D
I ordered one of your "obscene" pens very recently. Thank you for prompt and professional service. The pen is so unbelievably vulgar that I love it!! I foresee more orders in my future - thank you. Keep up the good work dickheads lol x
I love this shop and the cunt that owns it! Perfect for all your sweary merch needs!
I haven't had the opportunity to buy any of their products but by the living Jesus keep the stuff coming you have giving me plenty of ideas for the near future fr. East Coast Canada.
I actually found a key ring with my name on it came gift wrapped as well love it and I purchased some lovely little stickers for naughty people that park like cunts pictures will follow keep up the good work x x x
Great service, great cards, great price. Thank you.
First time using my for disabled people you cunt sticker on a car today loved it cheers guys
Finally...a home where like-minded men, women and children of all ages can use the word ŌĆśCuntŌĆÖ without feeling ostracised by the holier than thou brigade of Cunts and Cunterellas. Who the fuck do they think they are anyway? Peasants. Oh yeah, you can buy cards here too...sweet as fuck!!
Fast delivery and just as described
Excellent service, delighted with my stickers - can't wait to use them ’┐Į
Excellent customer service, very quick to respond to query and very helpful. Top quality products delivered quickly and nicely packaged. Thank you x
Easy to use website, fast delivery and great customer service. Ōś║’ĖÅ
Cannot believe how quick my order came I ordered it on Monday and it arrived Tuesday my boyfriends going to love it
Brilliant service and quick turnaround time for delivery. Very impressive! Oh and hubby had a good laugh at the scratchcard! Too bad he didnt match three to win!! Muhahaha!
Absolutely fab quality and amazing service, so quick! Will definitely order again! Thank you so much ’┐Į
More about Obscenity Cards
Tuesday: 09:00 - 17:00
Wednesday: 09:00 - 17:00
Thursday: 09:00 - 17:00
Friday: 09:00 - 17:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 12:00
Sunday: -