Beach Nightclub - Cleethorpes

Oh yeah!! Saturday has landed - thank the heavens above.
A-Levels was just the bomb! Last night - damn sexy too
... But tonight - well let's just say it'll be going off something crazy and wild!!
You know it's free entry
You know we've got super amazing drink deals all night
And you for sure know it's DJ Shane-o in the DJ box playing RnB and floor fillers. And oh - don't forget the legendary sing-a-long hour too.
Celebrating your exam results - you know where to find us!!
See you all later
Mark x
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Oh yeah!! Saturday has landed - thank the heavens above.
A-Levels was just the bomb! Last night - damn sexy too
... But tonight - well let's just say it'll be going off something crazy and wild!!
You know it's free entry
You know we've got super amazing drink deals all night
And you for sure know it's DJ Shane-o in the DJ box playing RnB and floor fillers. And oh - don't forget the legendary sing-a-long hour too.
Celebrating your exmas results - you know where to find us!!
See you all later
Mark x
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SATURDAY NIGHT!!
Who wants to party like a star?
Book a booth with us for tonight!!
... Message us or ask at the bar for more information
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Hi.
I've got two sets of keys from last night.
Any takers please?
... Mark.
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More the reason to get the beers in!
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MAKE SURE YOU GET SNAPPED UP BY OUR PHOTOGRAPHER THIS WEEKEND!!
All photos will be uploaded onto Facebook on the following day

FRIDAY IS HERE!!
Are you celebrating or drowning your sorrows??

FRIDAY = COCKTAILS

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JOIN US THIS WEEKEND!!

Hi there,
Firstly best of wishes to everyone getting their A-Level results today - good luck.
And well the night has arrived - Dean is coming to Cleethorpes.
... Remember tonight is the usual £1 entry, or if you wish pay £3 to mee Dean from Love Island. Tickets are also available from the link below: -
https://licklist.co.uk/event/384784
See you all soon x
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Hi there,
Firstly best of wishes to everyone getting their A-Level results today - good luck.
And well the night has arrived - Dean is coming to Cleethorpes.
... Remember tonight is the usual £1 entry, or if you wish pay £3 to mee Dean from Love Island. Tickets are also available from the link below: -
https://licklist.co.uk/event/384784
See you all soon x
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Birthday Club!!
Do you or someone you know have a birthday approaching?
If so then Smokeshack is the ideal place to celebrate. For parties of 4+ the birthday person dines for free, and if that wasn't good enough we have 241 cocktails all day long too.
... Feel free to decorate the table or bring down a cake.
I'm looking forward to seeing you soon.
Mark - General Manager
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Hi there,
Firstly best of wishes to everyone getting their A-Level results today - good luck.
And well the night has arrived - Dean is coming to Cleethorpes.
... Remember tonight is the usual £1 entry, or if you wish pay £3 to mee Dean from Love Island. Tickets are also available from the link below: -
https://licklist.co.uk/event/384784
See you all soon x
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Hi there,
Firstly best of wishes to everyone getting their A-Level results today - good luck.
And well the night has arrived - Dean is coming to Cleethorpes.
... Remember tonight is the usual £1 entry, or if you wish pay £3 to mee Dean from Love Island. Tickets are also available from the link below: -
https://licklist.co.uk/event/384784
See you all soon x
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FUNCTION ROOM AVAILABLE FOR ALL OCCASIONS
Message our page for enquiries

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Utb the small bar maid is my fave veri nice veri gud I like it

Since mark and team have taken over the place has been cleaner including the toilets and the dance floor isn’t sticky any more it’s a great atmosphere staff are all lovely wouldn’t choose anywhere else to go keep up the good work mark and team :)

Nice bar this one day i might get to DJ it

Had a Great night here Bank Holiday Sunday! Great music (thumbs up to the DJ �) ... Took me back a little to my pier days (music and atmosphere wise) and I haven't had that feeling anywhere in cleethorpes since it closed! Was a little worried because I'd heard it was a young crowd (it was a little but not entirely) staff was welcoming and friendly, same for the bouncers. Cheeeeeap drinks (whayyy) and minimal trouble (you always get the one wannabe 'superhero') all in all it seems a good solid nightclub and venue from my first impressions, will be returning!

Great night out probly the best club in cleethorpes I would recommend it to anyone.

Great dj's freindly staff and great doorstaff

Amazing atmosphere and music you can dance to... definitely the place to be on a Saturday night

Everyone loves beach, most popular club in clee, cheap drinks and bar staff and bouncers and awesome!

Brilliant night out! Fun and energetic atmosphere, amazing bar staff, fantastic management, sick DJs and the best bouncers on the east coast of England!

Best place in clee!!! Love the staff always so welcoming. BEACH BEACH BEACH �

Awesome night, cheap n cheerful drinks, helpful staff and the dj looks fantastic in a bikini

Amazing had a VIP booth was perfect service would definitely recommend for a great night out or birthday night out xx

Absolutely love this place! Great music and even better staff, couldn't ask for a better night out �

Great music and friendly staff, toilets are disgusting but apart from that good place to go.

Yes it's abit of a shit hole bar. But it's always fun. Always cheap drinks. Banging tunes. And a friendly bouncy atmosphere. Staff/djs/doorstaff always friendly.

Not a bad atmosphere music was to loud, dance floor is mega slippery and dangerous toilets are disgusting clearly haven't had anything done to them for years.. the whole place needs a good clean. However on a good note the decor is looking good and I will go back however i think there needs to be a stamp system I won't pay £3 each time though I needed to go get money out to spend at your bar but told I would have to pay to come back in.

Went her last night, so smokey couldn't even see in front of you, no locks on toilet doors, dirty filthy disgusting toilets and floors. Doors looked like they hadn't even been washed since it was the last bar, slippery painted dance floor. Rough wooden walls resulting in big scrap on my arm! All in all not a nice place would not go back again!

Was in there last night with my sister and got started on my a lad because my sister wouldn't kiss him he was calling her awful names then started on me shouting of racial abuse at us full on racist comments I was horrified me and my sister told the small old bouncer only for him to get in our faces very aggressively and say he doesn't give a fuck about his comments or the racial abuse we getting and if didn't like it to get the fuck out Full on NOB never been so upset or angry in my life that they are not bothered about girls being started on for one then to not be arsed about Racist comment being screamed in to our faces I will not be returning �

Shit hole, worse place I have ever been for a drink, and I've been to some rough places, definitely won't be going back

naughty naught naughty naughty naughty naughty

Utb the small bar maid is my fave veri nice veri gud I like it

Since mark and team have taken over the place has been cleaner including the toilets and the dance floor isn’t sticky any more it’s a great atmosphere staff are all lovely wouldn’t choose anywhere else to go keep up the good work mark and team :)

Nice bar this one day i might get to DJ it

Had a Great night here Bank Holiday Sunday! Great music (thumbs up to the DJ �) ... Took me back a little to my pier days (music and atmosphere wise) and I haven't had that feeling anywhere in cleethorpes since it closed! Was a little worried because I'd heard it was a young crowd (it was a little but not entirely) staff was welcoming and friendly, same for the bouncers. Cheeeeeap drinks (whayyy) and minimal trouble (you always get the one wannabe 'superhero') all in all it seems a good solid nightclub and venue from my first impressions, will be returning!

Great night out probly the best club in cleethorpes I would recommend it to anyone.

Great dj's freindly staff and great doorstaff

Amazing atmosphere and music you can dance to... definitely the place to be on a Saturday night

Everyone loves beach, most popular club in clee, cheap drinks and bar staff and bouncers and awesome!

Brilliant night out! Fun and energetic atmosphere, amazing bar staff, fantastic management, sick DJs and the best bouncers on the east coast of England!

Best place in clee!!! Love the staff always so welcoming. BEACH BEACH BEACH �

Awesome night, cheap n cheerful drinks, helpful staff and the dj looks fantastic in a bikini

Amazing had a VIP booth was perfect service would definitely recommend for a great night out or birthday night out xx

Absolutely love this place! Great music and even better staff, couldn't ask for a better night out �

Great music and friendly staff, toilets are disgusting but apart from that good place to go.

Yes it's abit of a shit hole bar. But it's always fun. Always cheap drinks. Banging tunes. And a friendly bouncy atmosphere. Staff/djs/doorstaff always friendly.

Not a bad atmosphere music was to loud, dance floor is mega slippery and dangerous toilets are disgusting clearly haven't had anything done to them for years.. the whole place needs a good clean. However on a good note the decor is looking good and I will go back however i think there needs to be a stamp system I won't pay £3 each time though I needed to go get money out to spend at your bar but told I would have to pay to come back in.

Went her last night, so smokey couldn't even see in front of you, no locks on toilet doors, dirty filthy disgusting toilets and floors. Doors looked like they hadn't even been washed since it was the last bar, slippery painted dance floor. Rough wooden walls resulting in big scrap on my arm! All in all not a nice place would not go back again!

Was in there last night with my sister and got started on my a lad because my sister wouldn't kiss him he was calling her awful names then started on me shouting of racial abuse at us full on racist comments I was horrified me and my sister told the small old bouncer only for him to get in our faces very aggressively and say he doesn't give a fuck about his comments or the racial abuse we getting and if didn't like it to get the fuck out Full on NOB never been so upset or angry in my life that they are not bothered about girls being started on for one then to not be arsed about Racist comment being screamed in to our faces I will not be returning �

Shit hole, worse place I have ever been for a drink, and I've been to some rough places, definitely won't be going back

naughty naught naughty naughty naughty naughty

Utb the small bar maid is my fave veri nice veri gud I like it

Since mark and team have taken over the place has been cleaner including the toilets and the dance floor isn’t sticky any more it’s a great atmosphere staff are all lovely wouldn’t choose anywhere else to go keep up the good work mark and team :)

Nice bar this one day i might get to DJ it

Had a Great night here Bank Holiday Sunday! Great music (thumbs up to the DJ �) ... Took me back a little to my pier days (music and atmosphere wise) and I haven't had that feeling anywhere in cleethorpes since it closed! Was a little worried because I'd heard it was a young crowd (it was a little but not entirely) staff was welcoming and friendly, same for the bouncers. Cheeeeeap drinks (whayyy) and minimal trouble (you always get the one wannabe 'superhero') all in all it seems a good solid nightclub and venue from my first impressions, will be returning!

Great night out probly the best club in cleethorpes I would recommend it to anyone.

Great dj's freindly staff and great doorstaff

Amazing atmosphere and music you can dance to... definitely the place to be on a Saturday night

Everyone loves beach, most popular club in clee, cheap drinks and bar staff and bouncers and awesome!

Brilliant night out! Fun and energetic atmosphere, amazing bar staff, fantastic management, sick DJs and the best bouncers on the east coast of England!

Best place in clee!!! Love the staff always so welcoming. BEACH BEACH BEACH �

Awesome night, cheap n cheerful drinks, helpful staff and the dj looks fantastic in a bikini

Amazing had a VIP booth was perfect service would definitely recommend for a great night out or birthday night out xx

Absolutely love this place! Great music and even better staff, couldn't ask for a better night out �

Great music and friendly staff, toilets are disgusting but apart from that good place to go.

Yes it's abit of a shit hole bar. But it's always fun. Always cheap drinks. Banging tunes. And a friendly bouncy atmosphere. Staff/djs/doorstaff always friendly.

Not a bad atmosphere music was to loud, dance floor is mega slippery and dangerous toilets are disgusting clearly haven't had anything done to them for years.. the whole place needs a good clean. However on a good note the decor is looking good and I will go back however i think there needs to be a stamp system I won't pay £3 each time though I needed to go get money out to spend at your bar but told I would have to pay to come back in.

Went her last night, so smokey couldn't even see in front of you, no locks on toilet doors, dirty filthy disgusting toilets and floors. Doors looked like they hadn't even been washed since it was the last bar, slippery painted dance floor. Rough wooden walls resulting in big scrap on my arm! All in all not a nice place would not go back again!

Was in there last night with my sister and got started on my a lad because my sister wouldn't kiss him he was calling her awful names then started on me shouting of racial abuse at us full on racist comments I was horrified me and my sister told the small old bouncer only for him to get in our faces very aggressively and say he doesn't give a fuck about his comments or the racial abuse we getting and if didn't like it to get the fuck out Full on NOB never been so upset or angry in my life that they are not bothered about girls being started on for one then to not be arsed about Racist comment being screamed in to our faces I will not be returning �

Shit hole, worse place I have ever been for a drink, and I've been to some rough places, definitely won't be going back

naughty naught naughty naughty naughty naughty

Utb the small bar maid is my fave veri nice veri gud I like it

Since mark and team have taken over the place has been cleaner including the toilets and the dance floor isn’t sticky any more it’s a great atmosphere staff are all lovely wouldn’t choose anywhere else to go keep up the good work mark and team :)

Nice bar this one day i might get to DJ it

Had a Great night here Bank Holiday Sunday! Great music (thumbs up to the DJ �) ... Took me back a little to my pier days (music and atmosphere wise) and I haven't had that feeling anywhere in cleethorpes since it closed! Was a little worried because I'd heard it was a young crowd (it was a little but not entirely) staff was welcoming and friendly, same for the bouncers. Cheeeeeap drinks (whayyy) and minimal trouble (you always get the one wannabe 'superhero') all in all it seems a good solid nightclub and venue from my first impressions, will be returning!

Great night out probly the best club in cleethorpes I would recommend it to anyone.

Great dj's freindly staff and great doorstaff

Amazing atmosphere and music you can dance to... definitely the place to be on a Saturday night

Everyone loves beach, most popular club in clee, cheap drinks and bar staff and bouncers and awesome!

Brilliant night out! Fun and energetic atmosphere, amazing bar staff, fantastic management, sick DJs and the best bouncers on the east coast of England!

Best place in clee!!! Love the staff always so welcoming. BEACH BEACH BEACH �

Awesome night, cheap n cheerful drinks, helpful staff and the dj looks fantastic in a bikini

Amazing had a VIP booth was perfect service would definitely recommend for a great night out or birthday night out xx

Absolutely love this place! Great music and even better staff, couldn't ask for a better night out �

Great music and friendly staff, toilets are disgusting but apart from that good place to go.

Yes it's abit of a shit hole bar. But it's always fun. Always cheap drinks. Banging tunes. And a friendly bouncy atmosphere. Staff/djs/doorstaff always friendly.

Not a bad atmosphere music was to loud, dance floor is mega slippery and dangerous toilets are disgusting clearly haven't had anything done to them for years.. the whole place needs a good clean. However on a good note the decor is looking good and I will go back however i think there needs to be a stamp system I won't pay £3 each time though I needed to go get money out to spend at your bar but told I would have to pay to come back in.

Went her last night, so smokey couldn't even see in front of you, no locks on toilet doors, dirty filthy disgusting toilets and floors. Doors looked like they hadn't even been washed since it was the last bar, slippery painted dance floor. Rough wooden walls resulting in big scrap on my arm! All in all not a nice place would not go back again!

Was in there last night with my sister and got started on my a lad because my sister wouldn't kiss him he was calling her awful names then started on me shouting of racial abuse at us full on racist comments I was horrified me and my sister told the small old bouncer only for him to get in our faces very aggressively and say he doesn't give a fuck about his comments or the racial abuse we getting and if didn't like it to get the fuck out Full on NOB never been so upset or angry in my life that they are not bothered about girls being started on for one then to not be arsed about Racist comment being screamed in to our faces I will not be returning �

Shit hole, worse place I have ever been for a drink, and I've been to some rough places, definitely won't be going back