Funny Farm Adventures

Monday: 10:30 - 18:00
Tuesday: 10:30 - 18:00
Wednesday: 10:30 - 18:00
Thursday: 10:30 - 18:00
Friday: 10:30 - 18:00
Saturday: 10:30 - 18:00
Sunday: -

About Funny Farm Adventures

Funny Farm Adventures

Funny Farm Adventures Description

This attraction is a great opportunity for a fun day out for all ages, there will be something to do for everyone. The funny farm is seasonal and open from July to August every summer.

Adult - £5
Child - £6
Family Ticket (2 ad /2ch or 1ad /3ch) - £20
Concession - £3. 50 (Proof of age or disability)

For Health and Safety reasons pets are prohibited from the park.

Things to do included in entrance price:
Maize Maze - find 10 hidden clues and solve the puzzle
Pedal go-karts
Zip line
Football Wall
Bouncy Castle
Giant Slide for all ages (grandparents too)
Crazy Golf
Swing Ball
Garden games - giant draughts, number maze, giant jenga
Toddlers Area
Sand pit
Crazy Daisy (water)


We also have:
Sweet Shop - crisps, drinks, sweets, ice lollies
Cafe - burgers, hotdogs, chips, fresh sandwiches, tea and coffee etc

Animals:
Llamas
Pygmy Goats
'Pink' the Pig

Optional Extras:
Motorised cars - £1
Quad barrel Train Ride - £1
Archery - £3. 50pp
Laser Clay Pigeon Shooting - £3. 50pp

We are available for children's parties and other group parties available during the day or evening (stags /hen, church, family get-togethers or birthdays) upon request, call for details and enquires.

Funny Farm Adventures also can provide team building activities for corporate or private parties on and off site, also call for details and enquires.

Reviews

User

Morning everyone. Weather forcast saying dry. So why not bundle up the family for one last trip to Funny Farm Adventures for a bit of fun before school starts back. Tommorrow (Wednesday) is our last day of the season, my how the summer has flown.

User

Hey everyone, just a wee reminder that we aren't open today due to hosting a family wedding at the park. Sorry for any inconvenience.hopefully see you all again on Monday.

User

Advance notice: Funny Farm Adventures will be closed to the public on Saturday 18th August due to hosting a wedding. We will reopen as usual on Monday 20th August at 10.30. Thanks.

User

Hey everybody, the winner of our competition for a family pass for 4 is Maria Anna congratulations, please contact us for Terms and conditions,
Thank you all who entered, keep checking the Funnyfarm Adventures page for more news and competitions.

User

Don't want to get stuck in traffic in Newcastle on Thursday? Why not come down to the Funnyfarm.
We are open as usual the 12th and 13th.
Come down enjoy the sun😊

User

Drone footage of this seasons maize maze, and the amazing views from Funnyfarm Adventures, thank you to @pmaybin for the awesome video, #mournes #quadtrinride #zipline #bouncycastle #gokarts #slide #maizemaze #cafe #sweetshop #camping #glamping #minigolf #minifridge #mournes #quadtrinride #zipline #footballwall #sandpits #massiveslide #greengrass #amazingviews #mountains #mournemountains

User

Reggie and Eva are loving their sausage and chips today! Come down and get yours from the cafe. 😊

User

Hey everyone, to celebrate the opening of the Funnyfarm Adventures 2018 season we are giving away a free family pass for 4, this includes free entry to the farm, a free quad train ride for the kids and some ice lollies :)
All you have to do to be in with a chance of winning is like and share this post and tag some friends
Goodluck everyone :)

User

Good news everyone, Funnyfarm Adventures opens it's gates for the season on Monday 2nd July at 10:30am
The first 3 family's to arrive will get a free ride on the quad train ride *limited to one free ride per child *
All the Funnyfarm staff look forward to seeing you all for the 2018 summer season :)

User

***** WE'RE HIRING*****
Think you could join our crazy team?
We are looking for a fun, energetic, friendly new team member.
... Job starts next Monday the 2nd July, summer work for July and August, casual hours, would suit a school leaver.
Give us a wee private message with your CV or even some details about yourself.
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User

We still have one night free for the pods this week, 4 man pod on Friday 25th May PM for price *UPDATE* Due to high demand the available dates will be allocated on first come bases, deposit paid will book the pod, the 6 man pod is Now fully booked.

User

We would like to Thank JOHN SHILLIDAY LTD for their help in lifting our 4th pod on to its base :)

User

https://www.facebook.com/events/226377104 7183353/?ti=cl • • • Hi Everybody! For anybody who might be interested, a couple of our staff are running a murder mystery on the 10th of May in Castlewellan castle! Tickets are available in JR's of Castlewellan or from the New Beginnings Charity Office in Kilkeel 😊 all money will be going to the charity work. Tickets are £15 each or 2 for £25. It'll all be a bit of Craic 😁

User

**The Camping pods have finished their competition **
Good luck :)
entries must be on the Camping Pods page, you won't be entered if you tag on this post :)

User

Good luck :)

User

Thank you all for the amazing response to our competition, a winner was picked using a random comment picker and the winner is.... Lynda Lowry Gardner congratulations, please send a Private message to finalise the details :)
Keep checking back as we will be holding another competition later in the year :)
Remember guys we are taking bookings for the Glamping pods and the dates over Easter are already filling up fast, To check available dates please send a private message.
... Thank you :)
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User

**COMPETITION HAS NOW ENDED**
*UPDATE* the response to our competition has been amazing, thank you all, we will announce the winner tomorrow, there's still some hours left to enter, tag your fiends and get sharing, good luck :) Hey everyone, the camping season is here once again, to celebrate the start of the season we are running a competition for one night’s stay in one of our fabulous 4 person pods, all you have to do is like this post, share and tag who you would like to bring with you, the winner will be picked from the comments using a random name picker, we look forward to seeing you all at Funny Farm Adventures, good luck everyone :)

User

On behalf of Bethany, Gemma and Alan, Funny Farm Adventures would like to say a massive thank you to everyone who supported our fundraising event on October 28th. 👻 We would also like to thank everyone who helped in running the event or supplying anything for it. We raised an amazing total of £2300 and now thanks to your generosity and support we will be helping to build a new primary school for New Beginnings orphanage in Uganda. 😊

User

What a fantastic weekend had by all. Great central location for a range of family activities from Castlewellan Park, Mountpleasant horse trekking to Tyrella beach and Mountpanther. Back to a well made and maintained glamping pod, the boys had a ball at the farm with the other campers kids in the play area just behind the pods secure and closed in. It was a very hot weekend luckily we brought a fan. What a prize less than 20 miles away I never would have thought of glamping but thanks to The Camping Pods competition we got to experience it, definitely a must do again. Can't wait to go back and see the maize maze when it's grown a bit. Thank you Alan for your hospitality.

User

Went to funny farm adventures yesterday with 3!of my friends and all our children. We rented out all 3 off the pods. We had the best time there and the kids can't wait to go back again in the summer. Also Alan the owner was lovely and nothing was too much trouble. Thanks again. Would definitely recommend this place

User

We had a great time here! What a find� perfect for families. Our 2 under 3 loved it! Play area is great and location is stunning with gorgeous views.

User

We brought our three girls (all under five) for their first camping trip, and they loved it. Really family friendly site with loads of really fun activities to do, and the team that run it couldn’t do more for you. Would highly recommend it.

User

We absolutely love this place. Great for touring caravans. The amenities for wee children are brilliant. We've stayed here a few times and and on a good day weather wise the views are amazing. Alan and his family are really lovely people and he's what I'd called a gent. Not up and running long and he's getting there. Really if you have young kids this is perfect. No shop or cafe etc if your there before July and August. But the price is spot on for what you have. We'll be back a few times before summer is out.

User

Very friendly staff and owner (Alan) Plenty to do for kids! Stayed around 3 hours but could stay longer - hot food available and good variety and quality! Also cute wee sweet shop . Lovely day out! Make to do the maize maze also!

User

This weekend was are 2nd time at funny farm last year was are 1st and 1st ever time camping and just like back then this weekend has defo give us the camping bug for this year cant wait for another few months of adventures but will be sure to return to funny farm before the season is out its brilliant for kids they can just run free and the adults dont have to stress alan and shane were brilliant very friendly and nothing was to much hassle views were fantastic of the mournes and weather was an added bonus defo love this site and so do the kids which helps loads !

User

This place was brilliant kids had a ball great value for £15 a night for tent close to Newcastle castlewellan tollymore ! We did it all plus played around the site on all the activities for the kids ! If your even in the area do the granite trail views were amazing we will be back

User

Staying at this campsite is a must (1) the price so cheap (2) it is so peaceful with stunning views, (3)the play area is open to the public during day then any body camping that night has the place to themselves (4) The Ower Alan and staff are fantastic nothing was a bother (5) place is very clean (6) on site cafe and shop (7) there is sooo much for kids to do bouncy castle, slides, go carts, maze etc (8) shower and glamping pods available. (9) At night it feels very safe and secure (10) the tents and caravans are right next to the play area so you can see kids at all times.

Overall you won't be disappointed and for what all's included you can't complain about the price of camping as I said to Alan he should probably charge a bit more �

User

My six year old loved this place as there was plenty to keep him occupied and plenty of kids for him to play with. The pods had stunning views of the the Mournes, were clean and tidy, and the beds comfortable. The owners and staff were all friendly and welcoming and never far if you needed help. Just a shame a family with children in another pod thought it would be ok to choke the rest of us with the strong stench of their cannabis! All in all, would recommend to families, and would be happy to return.

User

Just home from our stay in funny farm adventures- we had the pleasure of winning their recent competition for a overnight stay in the glamping pods � have to say we really enjoyed our stay! Pods are immaculate and beds really comfy with amazing views of the mourne mountains! (Pods have kettle, toaster, tea, coffee, cutlery and plates etc, picnic table to the side of every pod so you can enjoy your own food/BBQ/picnic which was great... USB charging also)

Our little girl who's almost 5 had a great time in the play area lots to keep her entertained and really enjoyed the maize maze, slide and zip line. Cafe, bathrooms and shop also on site.

Been going to castlewellen and on to Newcastle for years and never knew this place existed unfortunately.. (located only a few mile from Newcastle) def worth a visit for a day out/ overnight stay with the wee ones- great way to end the summer holidays and can't wait to visit again really soon!

Thanks to the owner and staff at funny farm who are all really helpful and friendly! �

User

Just home from a fantastic weekend staying in the 6 bed pod..the pods was spotless and so much room in them..the whole family had a ball and we will see you again over the summer...I will definitely be recommending to family and friends xx

User

Just home from Funny Farm Adventures. Me hubby 2 boys and our golden retriever stayed in the glamping pod for 2 nights. Was great! Had a toaster, fridge and kettle and the beds were so comfy!

Plenty for the boys to do in the play area and such beautiful scenery! Plenty of space to bbq and you can also camp and caravan. Would highly recommend for families

User

Just back home and can't wait to back kids had an amazing time staff were so nice and helpful the pods were so clean and comfortable as my first time glamping I had an amazing experience so thank you plus kids were never board a place we're kids could be kids so thank you xxx

User

I recently won an overnight stay in one of the pods and it was brilliant. The pods come with a kettle, toaster and mini fridge, cups, plates and cuttlery. It was clean and the views were amazing. We were lucky enough to see a baby Llama born only a few days before. Kids loved it. No shop or cafe this time of year but its only a quick drive to Castlewellen or Newcastle. We will definitely book again.

User

Highly recommend this place so much to do for children and parents from barrel rides, zip line, mini golf, maize maze, cafe, shop and much more. Great location close to Newcastle and Castlewellen. My son loves the place especially the barrel rides. We have stayed in pod which were very clean and tidy and done camping and it was brilliant. Lastly the family and staff are so friendly and welcoming. We will definitely be back although if David had his way he would be there everyday xx

User

Great place very friendly and helpful they help me set caravan up as I'm a newbie definitely recommend. Roll on weekend till back up again

User

Funny farm is a great place to stay. A few minutes from Castlewellan and about 10/15 minutes into Newcastle. Glamping pods are so clean and the view from them is amazing. Good facilities with the adventure playground on site the kids can have fun in a safe environment. Will definitely be going back. Thanks Alan.

User

Fantastic spot for families in a beautiful part of Co. Down. The pods are best we’ve ever stayed in

User

What a fantastic weekend had by all. Great central location for a range of family activities from Castlewellan Park, Mountpleasant horse trekking to Tyrella beach and Mountpanther. Back to a well made and maintained glamping pod, the boys had a ball at the farm with the other campers kids in the play area just behind the pods secure and closed in. It was a very hot weekend luckily we brought a fan. What a prize less than 20 miles away I never would have thought of glamping but thanks to The Camping Pods competition we got to experience it, definitely a must do again. Can't wait to go back and see the maize maze when it's grown a bit. Thank you Alan for your hospitality.

User

Went to funny farm adventures yesterday with 3!of my friends and all our children. We rented out all 3 off the pods. We had the best time there and the kids can't wait to go back again in the summer. Also Alan the owner was lovely and nothing was too much trouble. Thanks again. Would definitely recommend this place

User

We had a great time here! What a find� perfect for families. Our 2 under 3 loved it! Play area is great and location is stunning with gorgeous views.

User

We brought our three girls (all under five) for their first camping trip, and they loved it. Really family friendly site with loads of really fun activities to do, and the team that run it couldn’t do more for you. Would highly recommend it.

User

We absolutely love this place. Great for touring caravans. The amenities for wee children are brilliant. We've stayed here a few times and and on a good day weather wise the views are amazing. Alan and his family are really lovely people and he's what I'd called a gent. Not up and running long and he's getting there. Really if you have young kids this is perfect. No shop or cafe etc if your there before July and August. But the price is spot on for what you have. We'll be back a few times before summer is out.

User

Very friendly staff and owner (Alan) Plenty to do for kids! Stayed around 3 hours but could stay longer - hot food available and good variety and quality! Also cute wee sweet shop . Lovely day out! Make to do the maize maze also!

User

This weekend was are 2nd time at funny farm last year was are 1st and 1st ever time camping and just like back then this weekend has defo give us the camping bug for this year cant wait for another few months of adventures but will be sure to return to funny farm before the season is out its brilliant for kids they can just run free and the adults dont have to stress alan and shane were brilliant very friendly and nothing was to much hassle views were fantastic of the mournes and weather was an added bonus defo love this site and so do the kids which helps loads !

User

This place was brilliant kids had a ball great value for £15 a night for tent close to Newcastle castlewellan tollymore ! We did it all plus played around the site on all the activities for the kids ! If your even in the area do the granite trail views were amazing we will be back

User

Staying at this campsite is a must (1) the price so cheap (2) it is so peaceful with stunning views, (3)the play area is open to the public during day then any body camping that night has the place to themselves (4) The Ower Alan and staff are fantastic nothing was a bother (5) place is very clean (6) on site cafe and shop (7) there is sooo much for kids to do bouncy castle, slides, go carts, maze etc (8) shower and glamping pods available. (9) At night it feels very safe and secure (10) the tents and caravans are right next to the play area so you can see kids at all times.

Overall you won't be disappointed and for what all's included you can't complain about the price of camping as I said to Alan he should probably charge a bit more �

User

My six year old loved this place as there was plenty to keep him occupied and plenty of kids for him to play with. The pods had stunning views of the the Mournes, were clean and tidy, and the beds comfortable. The owners and staff were all friendly and welcoming and never far if you needed help. Just a shame a family with children in another pod thought it would be ok to choke the rest of us with the strong stench of their cannabis! All in all, would recommend to families, and would be happy to return.

User

Just home from our stay in funny farm adventures- we had the pleasure of winning their recent competition for a overnight stay in the glamping pods � have to say we really enjoyed our stay! Pods are immaculate and beds really comfy with amazing views of the mourne mountains! (Pods have kettle, toaster, tea, coffee, cutlery and plates etc, picnic table to the side of every pod so you can enjoy your own food/BBQ/picnic which was great... USB charging also)

Our little girl who's almost 5 had a great time in the play area lots to keep her entertained and really enjoyed the maize maze, slide and zip line. Cafe, bathrooms and shop also on site.

Been going to castlewellen and on to Newcastle for years and never knew this place existed unfortunately.. (located only a few mile from Newcastle) def worth a visit for a day out/ overnight stay with the wee ones- great way to end the summer holidays and can't wait to visit again really soon!

Thanks to the owner and staff at funny farm who are all really helpful and friendly! �

User

Just home from a fantastic weekend staying in the 6 bed pod..the pods was spotless and so much room in them..the whole family had a ball and we will see you again over the summer...I will definitely be recommending to family and friends xx

User

Just home from Funny Farm Adventures. Me hubby 2 boys and our golden retriever stayed in the glamping pod for 2 nights. Was great! Had a toaster, fridge and kettle and the beds were so comfy!

Plenty for the boys to do in the play area and such beautiful scenery! Plenty of space to bbq and you can also camp and caravan. Would highly recommend for families

User

Just back home and can't wait to back kids had an amazing time staff were so nice and helpful the pods were so clean and comfortable as my first time glamping I had an amazing experience so thank you plus kids were never board a place we're kids could be kids so thank you xxx

User

I recently won an overnight stay in one of the pods and it was brilliant. The pods come with a kettle, toaster and mini fridge, cups, plates and cuttlery. It was clean and the views were amazing. We were lucky enough to see a baby Llama born only a few days before. Kids loved it. No shop or cafe this time of year but its only a quick drive to Castlewellen or Newcastle. We will definitely book again.

User

Highly recommend this place so much to do for children and parents from barrel rides, zip line, mini golf, maize maze, cafe, shop and much more. Great location close to Newcastle and Castlewellen. My son loves the place especially the barrel rides. We have stayed in pod which were very clean and tidy and done camping and it was brilliant. Lastly the family and staff are so friendly and welcoming. We will definitely be back although if David had his way he would be there everyday xx

User

Great place very friendly and helpful they help me set caravan up as I'm a newbie definitely recommend. Roll on weekend till back up again

User

Funny farm is a great place to stay. A few minutes from Castlewellan and about 10/15 minutes into Newcastle. Glamping pods are so clean and the view from them is amazing. Good facilities with the adventure playground on site the kids can have fun in a safe environment. Will definitely be going back. Thanks Alan.

User

Fantastic spot for families in a beautiful part of Co. Down. The pods are best we’ve ever stayed in

User

What a fantastic weekend had by all. Great central location for a range of family activities from Castlewellan Park, Mountpleasant horse trekking to Tyrella beach and Mountpanther. Back to a well made and maintained glamping pod, the boys had a ball at the farm with the other campers kids in the play area just behind the pods secure and closed in. It was a very hot weekend luckily we brought a fan. What a prize less than 20 miles away I never would have thought of glamping but thanks to The Camping Pods competition we got to experience it, definitely a must do again. Can't wait to go back and see the maize maze when it's grown a bit. Thank you Alan for your hospitality.

User

Went to funny farm adventures yesterday with 3!of my friends and all our children. We rented out all 3 off the pods. We had the best time there and the kids can't wait to go back again in the summer. Also Alan the owner was lovely and nothing was too much trouble. Thanks again. Would definitely recommend this place

User

We had a great time here! What a find� perfect for families. Our 2 under 3 loved it! Play area is great and location is stunning with gorgeous views.

User

We brought our three girls (all under five) for their first camping trip, and they loved it. Really family friendly site with loads of really fun activities to do, and the team that run it couldn’t do more for you. Would highly recommend it.

User

We absolutely love this place. Great for touring caravans. The amenities for wee children are brilliant. We've stayed here a few times and and on a good day weather wise the views are amazing. Alan and his family are really lovely people and he's what I'd called a gent. Not up and running long and he's getting there. Really if you have young kids this is perfect. No shop or cafe etc if your there before July and August. But the price is spot on for what you have. We'll be back a few times before summer is out.

User

Very friendly staff and owner (Alan) Plenty to do for kids! Stayed around 3 hours but could stay longer - hot food available and good variety and quality! Also cute wee sweet shop . Lovely day out! Make to do the maize maze also!

User

This weekend was are 2nd time at funny farm last year was are 1st and 1st ever time camping and just like back then this weekend has defo give us the camping bug for this year cant wait for another few months of adventures but will be sure to return to funny farm before the season is out its brilliant for kids they can just run free and the adults dont have to stress alan and shane were brilliant very friendly and nothing was to much hassle views were fantastic of the mournes and weather was an added bonus defo love this site and so do the kids which helps loads !

User

This place was brilliant kids had a ball great value for £15 a night for tent close to Newcastle castlewellan tollymore ! We did it all plus played around the site on all the activities for the kids ! If your even in the area do the granite trail views were amazing we will be back

User

Staying at this campsite is a must (1) the price so cheap (2) it is so peaceful with stunning views, (3)the play area is open to the public during day then any body camping that night has the place to themselves (4) The Ower Alan and staff are fantastic nothing was a bother (5) place is very clean (6) on site cafe and shop (7) there is sooo much for kids to do bouncy castle, slides, go carts, maze etc (8) shower and glamping pods available. (9) At night it feels very safe and secure (10) the tents and caravans are right next to the play area so you can see kids at all times.

Overall you won't be disappointed and for what all's included you can't complain about the price of camping as I said to Alan he should probably charge a bit more �

User

My six year old loved this place as there was plenty to keep him occupied and plenty of kids for him to play with. The pods had stunning views of the the Mournes, were clean and tidy, and the beds comfortable. The owners and staff were all friendly and welcoming and never far if you needed help. Just a shame a family with children in another pod thought it would be ok to choke the rest of us with the strong stench of their cannabis! All in all, would recommend to families, and would be happy to return.

User

Just home from our stay in funny farm adventures- we had the pleasure of winning their recent competition for a overnight stay in the glamping pods � have to say we really enjoyed our stay! Pods are immaculate and beds really comfy with amazing views of the mourne mountains! (Pods have kettle, toaster, tea, coffee, cutlery and plates etc, picnic table to the side of every pod so you can enjoy your own food/BBQ/picnic which was great... USB charging also)

Our little girl who's almost 5 had a great time in the play area lots to keep her entertained and really enjoyed the maize maze, slide and zip line. Cafe, bathrooms and shop also on site.

Been going to castlewellen and on to Newcastle for years and never knew this place existed unfortunately.. (located only a few mile from Newcastle) def worth a visit for a day out/ overnight stay with the wee ones- great way to end the summer holidays and can't wait to visit again really soon!

Thanks to the owner and staff at funny farm who are all really helpful and friendly! �

User

Just home from a fantastic weekend staying in the 6 bed pod..the pods was spotless and so much room in them..the whole family had a ball and we will see you again over the summer...I will definitely be recommending to family and friends xx

User

Just home from Funny Farm Adventures. Me hubby 2 boys and our golden retriever stayed in the glamping pod for 2 nights. Was great! Had a toaster, fridge and kettle and the beds were so comfy!

Plenty for the boys to do in the play area and such beautiful scenery! Plenty of space to bbq and you can also camp and caravan. Would highly recommend for families

User

Just back home and can't wait to back kids had an amazing time staff were so nice and helpful the pods were so clean and comfortable as my first time glamping I had an amazing experience so thank you plus kids were never board a place we're kids could be kids so thank you xxx

User

I recently won an overnight stay in one of the pods and it was brilliant. The pods come with a kettle, toaster and mini fridge, cups, plates and cuttlery. It was clean and the views were amazing. We were lucky enough to see a baby Llama born only a few days before. Kids loved it. No shop or cafe this time of year but its only a quick drive to Castlewellen or Newcastle. We will definitely book again.

User

Highly recommend this place so much to do for children and parents from barrel rides, zip line, mini golf, maize maze, cafe, shop and much more. Great location close to Newcastle and Castlewellen. My son loves the place especially the barrel rides. We have stayed in pod which were very clean and tidy and done camping and it was brilliant. Lastly the family and staff are so friendly and welcoming. We will definitely be back although if David had his way he would be there everyday xx

User

Great place very friendly and helpful they help me set caravan up as I'm a newbie definitely recommend. Roll on weekend till back up again

User

Funny farm is a great place to stay. A few minutes from Castlewellan and about 10/15 minutes into Newcastle. Glamping pods are so clean and the view from them is amazing. Good facilities with the adventure playground on site the kids can have fun in a safe environment. Will definitely be going back. Thanks Alan.

User

Fantastic spot for families in a beautiful part of Co. Down. The pods are best we’ve ever stayed in

More about Funny Farm Adventures

Funny Farm Adventures is located at 80 Ballybannon Road, BT31 9ER Castlewellan
07753464999
Monday: 10:30 - 18:00
Tuesday: 10:30 - 18:00
Wednesday: 10:30 - 18:00
Thursday: 10:30 - 18:00
Friday: 10:30 - 18:00
Saturday: 10:30 - 18:00
Sunday: -